Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 50 Posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 2050 times:
Like I said, I think I made up a joke, so its lame. But surely someone else must have thought of something like this, so please spoil it for me by saying you've heard it before.
You ready for this...?
Two pilots are maneuvering their jet onto the runway on a hot summers day, about to take off. As they are about to begin their roll, the co pilot leans forward and stares out the window.
Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"
Pilot: "Nah, it's only an Ilyushin."
Told you it was lame... but who can resist a wordplay...?
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
ANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3277 posts, RR: 14 Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1936 times:
Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter): Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"
How about, as a little joke modifier, and remember I'm half Greek so I have no sense of humor, "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway? Is it a Mirage?" And then the Ilyushin punch-line.
That way you use two plane names in the joke!
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