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Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...  
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2261 times:

Like I said, I think I made up a joke, so its lame. But surely someone else must have thought of something like this, so please spoil it for me by saying you've heard it before.  Smile

You ready for this...?

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Two pilots are maneuvering their jet onto the runway on a hot summers day, about to take off. As they are about to begin their roll, the co pilot leans forward and stares out the window.
Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"
Pilot: "Nah, it's only an Ilyushin."

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Told you it was lame... but who can resist a wordplay...?

Thom@s


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2249 times:

When's your next appointment Thom@s? Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8439 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2249 times:

 expressionless 





User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2238 times:

Thet bad huh? Should have posted it in the civ_av forum. Would probably go down well there...

Let's just say I won't quit my day job.

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2718 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2184 times:

LOL nice one! Big grin

KPDX  Smile



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User currently offlinePawsleykat From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 1978 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2177 times:

I thought it was very good Thom@s, It certainly put a smile on my face. I didn't get it right away tho..., it took about 3 seconds  rotfl 

JG



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2173 times:

Quoting Pawsleykat (Reply 5):
I didn't get it right away tho..., it took about 3 seconds

Trademark of a good joke. Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3299 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2147 times:
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Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"

How about, as a little joke modifier, and remember I'm half Greek so I have no sense of humor, "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway? Is it a Mirage?" And then the Ilyushin punch-line.

That way you use two plane names in the joke!

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User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2143 times:

I think I hear crickets...


Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2143 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 7):

Make your own bloody jokes...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2139 times:

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 8):
I think I hear crickets...

Thanks for the suggestion, but the Ilyushin punchline worked better...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2136 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

I disagree.

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
but who can resist a wordplay

You should have.  Wink

Just kidding, I did get a chuckle out of it although nobody outside of A.net will ever get it. Don't waste this one when trying to impress the ladies.



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2125 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 11):
Don't waste this one when trying to impress the ladies.

Dude, aviation never gets mentioned around a lady. That's like starting a conversation on body odour...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineRaffik From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2006, 1713 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2085 times:

 Smile very good  Smile I got it straight away, and although didn't laugh out loud, I smiled


Happy -go- lucky kinda guy!
User currently offlineAgill From Sweden, joined Feb 2004, 1006 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2046 times:

Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha

User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2044 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
I think I made up a joke

The phrase "made up" can apply to the use of cosmetics. Until I read that, I thought it was a reference to you.

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 Wink

-R


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2370 posts, RR: 21
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1973 times:

Only Norwegians...  Wink

User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2370 posts, RR: 21
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1910 times:

Quoting Agill (Reply 14):
Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha

Hahaha well said! Big grin  duck 


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1899 times:

Quoting Agill (Reply 14):
Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha

If you have any idea how many "svenske vitser" I've heared up through the years...  Wink

Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 15):
The phrase "made up" can apply to the use of cosmetics. Until I read that, I thought it was a reference to you.

WTF..??  Wow!

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
Dude, aviation never gets mentioned around a lady.

Have you never seen a Flairport thread????


User currently offlineArchie Bunker From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 401 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1884 times:

Min hund slikker mine baller  Confused

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1879 times:

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 19):
Have you never seen a Flairport thread????

Not that I can think of... why?  Smile

Quoting Archie Bunker (Reply 20):
Min hund slikker mine baller

You must be very happy... Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2370 posts, RR: 21
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 18):
If you have any idea how many "svenske vitser" I've heared up through the years...

Well we have tons of both kinds in Denmark. I guess that we're the evil brother

Quoting Archie Bunker (Reply 20):
Min hund slikker mine baller

ROTFLMAO!  rotfl 
Who taught you that?? Big grin

[Edited 2006-09-25 20:56:32]

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1853 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 22):
I guess that we're the evil brother

I thought that was sweden?  Smile

We have virtiually no "danish" jokes. It's just the swedes we don't like, although we buy their furniture, drive their cars and travel across the border to buy cheap meat and alcohol... Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2370 posts, RR: 21
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1845 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 23):
I thought that was sweden?

True.. most of the jokes are about Sweden and Swedish people but we also have a few Norwegian ones
I'm sure that you have a few danish ones as well

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 23):
and travel across the border to buy cheap meat and alcohol...

And they travel across our border to buy cheap alcohol from us

[Edited 2006-09-25 21:33:27]

25 Post contains images Archie Bunker : I think it's in the preamble of the Norwegian Constitution.
26 Post contains images Thom@s : Haven't seen it since the TWFirst threads... Thom@s
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