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What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?  
User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1829 times:

It's Thanksgiving (for a lot on here).

Should you be with your families right this second?

Or do you use this box as an excuse to "escape" the relatives?

What's the wife doing now? The dishes, you say!!  Smile

["You lazy bum! Get in that kitchen and scrub those pots!!"] -- Is this YOUR partner. Get help NOW....at A.Net!!  Big thumbs up Smile



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User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1778 times:

Well, my wife is in California at Med Assistant school... I am in Michigan. Its tough for me right now. Thats why I sit and joke around on these forums so much. It takes my mind off her and my kids. After I get out of my Navy school, we will all be together again. I cant wait.

User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1770 times:

Hey good question, she has been out in the FedEx truck with the driver for a long tme.. I didn't know FedEx "delivered" at 11:00 pm


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

When my wife was around, she usually bitched. Although I never had to worry about deadly flying spaghetti!

User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

LOL! It wasnt the spagetti that was so bad. It was those MEATBALLS!  Big thumbs up. Although some spagetti got tangled around my neck and I almost choked to death.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1760 times:

Yeah, you gotta watch out for meatballs across your nose!

User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1752 times:

Yeah, you gotta watch out for meatballs across your nose!

Hey you silly prick...

Im not Lehpron or ejfd or whatever his name is.  Big thumbs up





User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

Pheo .....  Big thumbs up

I'm in an official "LOL" state now !! THAT was indeed a good one. (Don't let "The Mrs." see it though.)

I didn't know FedEx delivered on T'Giving either, let alone 11 PM!!

I guess this one "delivered" in more ways than one. Well, at least you don't seem too concerned about this indiscretion. As long as she brings the package inside, huh?

 Smile Smile Smile Smile


User currently offlineDTW_Steve From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 93 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1730 times:

Well, I don't have a lady anymore, but back when I did, I did the same as 757 fan.....sat here and read and posted to keep my mind off of missing her. Turned out she was screwing some guy down there. Now my (ex) lady is trying to raise a guy's kid, who will have no father, as the guy who boinked my girlfriend knocked up two other women, and told my girl to piss off. And I sit here trying to forget how much I cared. Cheery topic, yeah?

Steve


User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8060 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1702 times:

Sitting here listening to some music and smoking a joint after a long day in town working.

DTW_Steve, sorry old chum, it's a tale as old as time. Just ask my ex.



fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1698 times:

Cedarjet is an 80-year-old dude, and he's still out there toiling in the workplace every day!  Big grin

(And you're never too old to enjoy a good hunk of grass, huh?  Big grin)


User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8060 posts, RR: 54
Reply 11, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1694 times:

Lax, I haven't completed my earthly mission yet. Being 78 (thank you for adding the 'dude' bit) doesn't make it any easier to finish the job, since I have to do everything much slower than I used to (driving at 5 mph with the left indicator permanently blinking etc).


fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8060 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1690 times:

Two more points:

to DTW_Steve, you never forget how much you cared.

And to Lax: no, you are never too old to enjoy a good hunk of grass.



fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1690 times:

Now I see why they call these things "threads" - This one got woven from what the lil woman's doin, to who she's doing, to what ya smokin.... Think I'll go see if Mr. Marley and Mr. J. Walker might be interested in a good flic.

User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8060 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1683 times:

Oh christ, I thought it said, "What are you ladies doing?"


fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1676 times:

Cedarjet.....

You're not REALLY 78 R U?

When were you born....Quick!!??


User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8060 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1672 times:

August 17th 1923, Sydney Australia.


fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1641 times:

Depends. If my glass is light, she fetching me a beer. If not, she's raking the leaves.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1634 times:

Got her on a pretty short leash there, eh, JService??

I'm now sad for Mrs. J. Service.  Sad

(This ISN'T Afghanistan you know!!)  Big grin


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 19, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1632 times:

Lax, I was kidding. She kicks my ass all the time.  Smile


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1634 times:

Let's hear it for Mrs. JetService!!

She kicks butt !!

Now, J.Service, get ME a beer, NOW!!  Big grin Big grin

[And make it a Schlitz!!]


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