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User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2385 posts, RR: 21
Posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3297 times:



Very relevant I think... Big grin

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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3283 times:

Don't use adjacent urinals? Don't want to get kooties now.  Yeah sure

I get the feeling this was made by a bunch of middle schoolers.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2385 posts, RR: 21
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3275 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 1):

I get the feeling this was made by a bunch of middle schoolers.

Oh come on.. you haven't even watched the whole thing. I can tell by your early reply.

Take a joke


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3254 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 2):
Take a joke

I can take a joke, I just don't think it was that funny.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2385 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3245 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 3):

I can take a joke, I just don't think it was that funny.

Because you have no sense of humor?


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3240 times:

I felt like I was watching the game 'Sims' being played...

The only kind of funny part was the grunting....



Go big or go home
User currently offlineFaustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3231 times:

This is interesting.


Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
User currently offlineTEBguy From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 255 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3205 times:

I thought it was fricking hilarious.


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User currently offlineAeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 3007 posts, RR: 27
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3204 times:

It can be counted as a joke for the first minute. Then it gets very annoying and monotonous. And I agree about middle schoolers. People use adjacent urinals all the time. Personally I never think of my choice, just go towards a free one, no matter where it is. Talking is very common in restrooms.

Aeroflot777


User currently offlineAirTran737 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3704 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3164 times:
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Male restroom etiquette 101

1. Practice the every other rule. If there are three urinals take one on the end, not the middle.

2. Eyes forward, no exceptions.

3. Limit conversation to the following phrases:
"Man I'm so drunk"
"Dude, think I could hook up with that girl?"
"Think she has a friend?"

4. Only shake it twice, any thing more and you’re playing with yourself.


These rules will ensure your survival



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User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3147 times:

Sure its a little long, but its great satire on male bathroom behaviour. Hell, how many people do you know that are 'pee shy'? The whole concept of public restrooms and how we act terrifies us! Oh no! Another man may see my wee-wee! Or worse, I may see his!


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User currently offlineAeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 3007 posts, RR: 27
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3125 times:

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 10):
Hell, how many people do you know that are 'pee shy'? The whole concept of public restrooms and how we act terrifies us! Oh no! Another man may see my wee-wee! Or worse, I may see his!

Exactly! Why can't everyone just freakin calm down. It's not the end of the world. People are way over protective these days. Go in, do your business, and leave. It doesn't matter what urinal you take, it simply doesn't. Peeing in a urinal adjacent to another person is not a crime against humanity. It doesn't mean anything.

Aeroflot777


User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3079 times:

I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military. Privacy? Yeah privacy is 5 minutes alone in the port-a-john, with it 140 degrees inside of it, trying to rub one out before someone gets tired of waiting and starts banging on the door.

What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."

Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.

-UH60

PS: I didn't find the video that funny either


User currently offlineAeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 3007 posts, RR: 27
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3070 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12):
Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.

Amen to that! Not only in the military, but that applies to many situations. People are just too sick and preverted nowadays. It's relly a shame to see where our society is heading. I'm still surprised people walk around in gym locker rooms naked. I would have thought many would find it nastya by now, and stop doing it.  Yeah sure

Aeroflot777


User currently offlineAC777LR From Canada, joined Apr 2006, 487 posts, RR: 41
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 3059 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12):
What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."

Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.

When nature calls, best to answer it eh!!! I agree being Pee shy is a small thing that one can over come, I bet if someone was piss shy and joined the forces, 13 months later I think he/she will beat it, if not, they got problems deeper then that.



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 2922 times:

Quoting AirTran737 (Reply 9):
Only shake it twice, any thing more and you’re playing with yourself

Damn I thought it was Three times  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineN174UA From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 994 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2887 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12):
What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2886 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 15):
Only shake it twice, any thing more and you’re playing with yourself

No truer words have been said...I always feel awkward next to the dudes that shake for like 15 seconds....



Go big or go home
User currently offlineFaustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2776 times:

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 8):
It can be counted as a joke for the first minute. Then it gets very annoying and monotonous. And I agree about middle schoolers. People use adjacent urinals all the time. Personally I never think of my choice, just go towards a free one, no matter where it is. Talking is very common in restrooms.

I go in, come aout as fast as possible. I use a stall and that way I don't have to talk to anyone. Anyways I would not feel confortable talking to someone while I am taking a piss.



Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 2695 times:

Quoting Faustino927 (Reply 18):
Anyways I would not feel confortable talking to someone while I am taking a piss.

Never had that problem ever.  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2641 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12):
I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military. Privacy? Yeah privacy is 5 minutes alone in the port-a-john, with it 140 degrees inside of it, trying to rub one out before someone gets tired of waiting and starts banging on the door.

What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."

Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.

Certainly true man, no doubt about it.

Pissing in a bush on excersise is about as private as I get nowadays  Wink


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9524 posts, RR: 42
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2595 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12):
I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military.

One of the funniest things I ever saw happened the first time I visited the latrine at an army barracks. I walked in, turned the corner and was confronted by the sight of bare knees as far as the eye could see. The stalls did a reasonable job of hiding your face but not a lot else!


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3508 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2580 times:

I hate to piss in the stalls. I don't care I have to piss beside someone I'll go to any open urinal. I've got nothing to hide.

Also, none of that wussy toilet paper on the seat. I plop myself down on a dry seat and do my business. Only pussies (no pun intended) do that toilet paper on the seat thing. Your not going to get anything from sitting on a toilet seat. Grow some balls.



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User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2564 times:

From the peanut gallery (no pun intended)...

Women can be pretty nasty, too. When I spent a summer at college, we had a problem with this one girl who not only grafittied the walls every weekend, but also trashed the bathroom over and over, incurring excess maintenance charges for all of us. Anyway, we did manage to correct the bathroom-trashing by putting up signs in each stall and the entrance to the showers that read "Steps for Proper Bathroom Use."

Number Ten:
Do not leave anything in the bathroom that you don't want stuck to your room door.



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2540 times:

Quoting David L (Reply 21):
One of the funniest things I ever saw happened the first time I visited the latrine at an army barracks. I walked in, turned the corner and was confronted by the sight of bare knees as far as the eye could see. The stalls did a reasonable job of hiding your face but not a lot else!

Ah, alot more private on Barracks nowadays  Wink

All you will see is feet.



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
25 Newark777 : Haha, so true. I use to be squeamish, but then I though, what do I care? It's only my ass. It's not like I'm putting my face on the thing. If people
26 Thetuna : Ahhh, Shameless Shitters and Pissers
27 Trekster : All so true lol Very good lol
28 Bill142 : haha it's so true. Although, whenever I'm out people always talk in the mens. I will need to start beating them, I didn't realise this was acceptable.
29 AC777LR : Well, I must disagree with that non sense, if you looked at the micro bacteria on toilet seats you might change your mind. People do disgusting thing
30 Newark777 : Do you realize how many bacteria are on every single thing you touch throughout the day, especially in public? It's one thing to be clean, and anothe
31 AC777LR : Well, Thats fine some bacteria is harmless, but if you think about what goes on in the restroom, its is a bio hazard. People can be very dirty, ie vo
32 Mham001 : Heard a study on a doctor show last week that showed you get more bacteria from your keyboard than a toilet seat. Don't forget the door handle on you
33 AC777LR : I dont handle the door on the way out, I use a paper towel or toilet paper, well I don't know what Doctor show you where watching, but I doubt very mu
34 Newark777 : I think I will. It's given me no trouble in 20 years, so I have no reason to stop. Harry
35 HAWK21M : What about the Wash Basin tap Knob unless its Photocell activated. regds MEL
36 JAGflyer : You go through life touching everything with your hands and you're afraid of bacteria on your ass-cheeks? There is no case of anyone catching anythin
37 Rolfen : The beginning of the movies states that there are different loo codes in the across the world.. so why do the author want to impose their own code on
38 AirPacific747 : Haha funny! My friend sent that video to me in an email a few months ago
39 QXRamperMEII : Hah...I was just explaining to my girlfriend the "Urinal Rules"...or I guess I tried to. She kept looking at me like I was retarded. I guess we of the
40 RichPhitzwell : I find its never a good thing to look over then say "Cold in here isnt it."
41 Post contains images UK_Dispatcher : Okay, try this one with the guy standing next to you: Hi. Nice cock
42 David21487 : I don’t think it’s strange to use a urinal next to another guy as long as it’s the only one available, but if there’s one person in the bathro
43 Seb146 : I have always thought is strange for men to talk in public bathrooms, but whatever. What I find most disturbing is when guys are on the phone sitting
44 Canuckpaxguy : Agreed! Ok, here's another twist to the "every other urinal" rule: For example -- under "which urinal to select" -- say there are 5 urinals. #1 and #
45 Post contains images Leezyjet : Watch out for Spray Back !!! I hate using urinals when wearing light coloured trousers/jeans. It is very dangerous as they tend to show up the spray b
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