Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2795 times:
Don't use adjacent urinals? Don't want to get kooties now.
I get the feeling this was made by a bunch of middle schoolers.
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2766 times:
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2752 times:
I felt like I was watching the game 'Sims' being played...
Faustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2743 times:
This is interesting.
Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
TEBguy From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 255 posts, RR: 1 Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2717 times:
I thought it was fricking hilarious.
Remember, taking off is optional, landing is mandatory.
Aeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 2957 posts, RR: 30 Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2716 times:
It can be counted as a joke for the first minute. Then it gets very annoying and monotonous. And I agree about middle schoolers. People use adjacent urinals all the time. Personally I never think of my choice, just go towards a free one, no matter where it is. Talking is very common in restrooms.
AirTran737 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3639 posts, RR: 12 Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2676 times:
Male restroom etiquette 101
1. Practice the every other rule. If there are three urinals take one on the end, not the middle.
2. Eyes forward, no exceptions.
3. Limit conversation to the following phrases:
"Man I'm so drunk"
"Dude, think I could hook up with that girl?"
"Think she has a friend?"
4. Only shake it twice, any thing more and you’re playing with yourself.
These rules will ensure your survival
Nice Trip Report!!! Great Pics, thanks for posting!!!! B747Forever
Searpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4343 posts, RR: 12 Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2659 times:
Sure its a little long, but its great satire on male bathroom behaviour. Hell, how many people do you know that are 'pee shy'? The whole concept of public restrooms and how we act terrifies us! Oh no! Another man may see my wee-wee! Or worse, I may see his!
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
Aeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 2957 posts, RR: 30 Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2637 times:
Quoting Searpqx (Reply 10): Hell, how many people do you know that are 'pee shy'? The whole concept of public restrooms and how we act terrifies us! Oh no! Another man may see my wee-wee! Or worse, I may see his!
Exactly! Why can't everyone just freakin calm down. It's not the end of the world. People are way over protective these days. Go in, do your business, and leave. It doesn't matter what urinal you take, it simply doesn't. Peeing in a urinal adjacent to another person is not a crime against humanity. It doesn't mean anything.
UH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2591 times:
I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military. Privacy? Yeah privacy is 5 minutes alone in the port-a-john, with it 140 degrees inside of it, trying to rub one out before someone gets tired of waiting and starts banging on the door.
What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."
Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.
Aeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 2957 posts, RR: 30 Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2582 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12): Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.
Amen to that! Not only in the military, but that applies to many situations. People are just too sick and preverted nowadays. It's relly a shame to see where our society is heading. I'm still surprised people walk around in gym locker rooms naked. I would have thought many would find it nastya by now, and stop doing it.
AC777LR From Canada, joined Apr 2006, 487 posts, RR: 47 Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2571 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12): What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."
Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.
When nature calls, best to answer it eh!!! I agree being Pee shy is a small thing that one can over come, I bet if someone was piss shy and joined the forces, 13 months later I think he/she will beat it, if not, they got problems deeper then that.
N174UA From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 993 posts, RR: 0 Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2399 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12): What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2398 times:
Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 15): Only shake it twice, any thing more and you’re playing with yourself
No truer words have been said...I always feel awkward next to the dudes that shake for like 15 seconds....
Faustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0 Reply 18, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2288 times:
Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 8): It can be counted as a joke for the first minute. Then it gets very annoying and monotonous. And I agree about middle schoolers. People use adjacent urinals all the time. Personally I never think of my choice, just go towards a free one, no matter where it is. Talking is very common in restrooms.
I go in, come aout as fast as possible. I use a stall and that way I don't have to talk to anyone. Anyways I would not feel confortable talking to someone while I am taking a piss.
Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62 Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2153 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12): I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military. Privacy? Yeah privacy is 5 minutes alone in the port-a-john, with it 140 degrees inside of it, trying to rub one out before someone gets tired of waiting and starts banging on the door.
What do you think tankers do when they need to piss? What do you think we do when we're flying around, and one of us needs to take a piss? (and drinking freakin 8qts a day MAKES YOU WANT TO PISS!) Do you think I go, "Hey guys, I gotta piss. Lets land over by that guy with a gun in his hand and SAM slung over his shoulder. It'll only take a few seconds."
Hell no! You piss in a water bottle. (hence the invention of the piss bomb) If you're piss shy... well you're going to have a very long 13 months.
Certainly true man, no doubt about it.
Pissing in a bush on excersise is about as private as I get nowadays
David L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9210 posts, RR: 42 Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks ago) and read 2107 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 12): I wonder what a lot of these people would do in the military.
One of the funniest things I ever saw happened the first time I visited the latrine at an army barracks. I walked in, turned the corner and was confronted by the sight of bare knees as far as the eye could see. The stalls did a reasonable job of hiding your face but not a lot else!
JAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3320 posts, RR: 4 Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2092 times:
I hate to piss in the stalls. I don't care I have to piss beside someone I'll go to any open urinal. I've got nothing to hide.
Also, none of that wussy toilet paper on the seat. I plop myself down on a dry seat and do my business. Only pussies (no pun intended) do that toilet paper on the seat thing. Your not going to get anything from sitting on a toilet seat. Grow some balls.
Supported the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51 Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2076 times:
From the peanut gallery (no pun intended)...
Women can be pretty nasty, too. When I spent a summer at college, we had a problem with this one girl who not only grafittied the walls every weekend, but also trashed the bathroom over and over, incurring excess maintenance charges for all of us. Anyway, we did manage to correct the bathroom-trashing by putting up signs in each stall and the entrance to the showers that read "Steps for Proper Bathroom Use."
Number Ten:
Do not leave anything in the bathroom that you don't want stuck to your room door.
BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62 Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2052 times:
Quoting David L (Reply 21): One of the funniest things I ever saw happened the first time I visited the latrine at an army barracks. I walked in, turned the corner and was confronted by the sight of bare knees as far as the eye could see. The stalls did a reasonable job of hiding your face but not a lot else!
Ah, alot more private on Barracks nowadays
All you will see is feet.
Lee
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
25 Newark777: Haha, so true. I use to be squeamish, but then I though, what do I care? It's only my ass. It's not like I'm putting my face on the thing. If people
28 Bill142: haha it's so true. Although, whenever I'm out people always talk in the mens. I will need to start beating them, I didn't realise this was acceptable.
29 AC777LR: Well, I must disagree with that non sense, if you looked at the micro bacteria on toilet seats you might change your mind. People do disgusting thing
30 Newark777: Do you realize how many bacteria are on every single thing you touch throughout the day, especially in public? It's one thing to be clean, and anothe
31 AC777LR: Well, Thats fine some bacteria is harmless, but if you think about what goes on in the restroom, its is a bio hazard. People can be very dirty, ie vo
32 Mham001: Heard a study on a doctor show last week that showed you get more bacteria from your keyboard than a toilet seat. Don't forget the door handle on you
33 AC777LR: I dont handle the door on the way out, I use a paper towel or toilet paper, well I don't know what Doctor show you where watching, but I doubt very mu
34 Newark777: I think I will. It's given me no trouble in 20 years, so I have no reason to stop. Harry
35 HAWK21M: What about the Wash Basin tap Knob unless its Photocell activated. regds MEL
36 JAGflyer: You go through life touching everything with your hands and you're afraid of bacteria on your ass-cheeks? There is no case of anyone catching anythin
37 Rolfen: The beginning of the movies states that there are different loo codes in the across the world.. so why do the author want to impose their own code on
38 AirPacific747: Haha funny! My friend sent that video to me in an email a few months ago
39 QXRamperMEII: Hah...I was just explaining to my girlfriend the "Urinal Rules"...or I guess I tried to. She kept looking at me like I was retarded. I guess we of the
40 RichPhitzwell: I find its never a good thing to look over then say "Cold in here isnt it."
41 UK_Dispatcher: Okay, try this one with the guy standing next to you: Hi. Nice cock
42 David21487: I don’t think it’s strange to use a urinal next to another guy as long as it’s the only one available, but if there’s one person in the bathro
43 Seb146: I have always thought is strange for men to talk in public bathrooms, but whatever. What I find most disturbing is when guys are on the phone sitting
44 Canuckpaxguy: Agreed! Ok, here's another twist to the "every other urinal" rule: For example -- under "which urinal to select" -- say there are 5 urinals. #1 and #
45 Leezyjet: Watch out for Spray Back !!! I hate using urinals when wearing light coloured trousers/jeans. It is very dangerous as they tend to show up the spray b
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