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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1089 times:

Mummy, mummy! Granny’s going out. Well, put on some more gasoline then.

Mummy, mummy! I don’t like my teacher. Well, eat around her then.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
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User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1085 times:

Mummy, mummy Pe@rson's jokes are lame... I know.

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1078 times:

My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour.  Big grin


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1067 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Of course dude. Where's my dictionary, just need to remind myself of the definition of 'deluded'.

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 4, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1053 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 4):
Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.

Ha! Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 5):
Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

They coincide like you and your limp wrist.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 6):
They coincide like you and your limp wrist.

OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 8, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 7):
OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

[Edited 2006-10-02 16:00:32]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1036 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 8):
Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

Oh yes, many times a day... AT WORK??????

You see fella, I have a job. How is your 'this and that' job nowadays? I know it can be rough shovelling the shit from those B-roads...

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 10, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1020 times:

"Mummy, mummy, Johnny's been sick and he's eaten all the big bits!!" Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 11, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1016 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 9):
How is your 'this and that' job nowadays?

Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!!  grumpy 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!!

Sorry, dad.

Oi, gov', you ain't me stinkin' brov. But wait: you could be me mov'. Yeah, up-down wiv the low-down, man. How is it?



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 999 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
reprobate!!

Reprobate! I'll see you in court Mister, with such libelous comments!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19097 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 999 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 13):
Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

LOL. You're quicker than a world-class runner. No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 990 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you

I think you'll find I manage to pleasure the rich and famous, such as Aguilera, Jessica Simpson to name but a few.

Signed,

Dc10s4ever.


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24815 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 949 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 14):

That'll be great, great grandad if you're speaking about that old sod Skiddles.



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 938 times:

Mummy, mummy! I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

Shouldn't this be Doctor, doctor!?  Yeah sure


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 932 times:

Mummy mummy, can I lick the bowl please?

NO! Flush the chain like everyone else.



Daddy daddy. Can I use your dictaphone?

No, use your finger like everyone else


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 21, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 907 times:

Mummy, mummy, who woke Pe@rson up?

I dunno but when I find him I'm gonna put him back to sleep!!

Damn stupid threads!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31573 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 820 times:

Give me my Three minutes back  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 817 times:

*Yawn*
Why did the PR GUY open this in the first place?
Thanks
Alex


User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 812 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best

And as soon as you tell one, we'll determine if this is true.....  Wink


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