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Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 914 times:

Mummy, mummy! Granny’s going out. Well, put on some more gasoline then.

Mummy, mummy! I don’t like my teacher. Well, eat around her then.

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

24 replies: All unread, jump to last

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 910 times:

Mummy, mummy Pe@rson's jokes are lame... I know.

Wink

Kieron747

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 903 times:

My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour. Big grin

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 892 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Of course dude. Where's my dictionary, just need to remind myself of the definition of 'deluded'.

Wink

Kieron747

LHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 4, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 881 times:

Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 878 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 4):
Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.

Ha! Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

Wink

Kieron747

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 873 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 5):
Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

They coincide like you and your limp wrist.

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 873 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 6):
They coincide like you and your limp wrist.

OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

Wink

Kieron747

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 873 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 7):
OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

[Edited 2006-10-02 16:00:32]

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 861 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 8):
Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

Oh yes, many times a day... AT WORK??????

You see fella, I have a job. How is your 'this and that' job nowadays? I know it can be rough shovelling the shit from those B-roads...

Wink

Kieron747

Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60
Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 845 times:

"Mummy, mummy, Johnny's been sick and he's eaten all the big bits!!" Big grin

Andy

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 841 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 9):
How is your 'this and that' job nowadays?

Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60
Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 830 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!! grumpy

Andy

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 830 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

Wink

Kieron747

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 830 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!!

Sorry, dad.

Oi, gov', you ain't me stinkin' brov. But wait: you could be me mov'. Yeah, up-down wiv the low-down, man. How is it?

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 824 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
reprobate!!

Reprobate! I'll see you in court Mister, with such libelous comments!

Wink

Kieron747

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18830 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 824 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 13):
Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

LOL. You're quicker than a world-class runner. No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you.

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 815 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you

I think you'll find I manage to pleasure the rich and famous, such as Aguilera, Jessica Simpson to name but a few.

Signed,

Dc10s4ever.

Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58
Reply 18, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 774 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 14):

That'll be great, great grandad if you're speaking about that old sod Skiddles.

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!

9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 763 times:

Mummy, mummy! I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

Shouldn't this be Doctor, doctor!? Yeah sure

Cosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 757 times:

Mummy mummy, can I lick the bowl please?

NO! Flush the chain like everyone else.

Daddy daddy. Can I use your dictaphone?

No, use your finger like everyone else

Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60
Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 732 times:

Mummy, mummy, who woke Pe@rson up?

I dunno but when I find him I'm gonna put him back to sleep!!

Damn stupid threads!! Big grin

Andy

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

HAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31201 posts, RR: 58
Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 645 times:

Give me my Three minutes back Smile

regds
MEL

Think of the brighter side!

ThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 642 times:

*Yawn*
Why did the PR GUY open this in the first place?
Thanks
Alex

ORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 637 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best

And as soon as you tell one, we'll determine if this is true..... Wink

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