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User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 1533 times:

Could someone repost the "Differences between Women and Men in the shower" thing? I want to show my girlfriend.

I tried to search for it, but to no avail.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
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User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1452 times:

Did it ever exist?

Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineNUAir From Malaysia, joined Jun 2000, 1181 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1432 times:

I posted it before but the entire topic was deleated but here it is again.....(I didnt have the time to take out all the little arrows from the original email)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothing and place in
> sectioned
> * > > > >>>>> > > > laundry hamper according to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > lights and darks.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown. If
> * > > > >>>>> > > > you see your husband
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your womanly physique
> in the
> * > > > >>>>> mirror
> > > > > >>>>> > -
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make mental note * must
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > do more sit-ups.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower. Use face
> cloth, arm
> * > > > >>>>> > cloth,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > leg cloth, long loofah,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Wash your hair once with
> Cucumber and
> * > > > >>>>> Sage
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shampoo with 43 added
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > vitamins.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your hair again to make
> sure it's
> * > > > >>>>> > clean.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Condition your hair with
> Grapefruit Mint
> * > > > >>>>> > > > conditioner enhanced with
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > natural avocado oil. Leave on hair
> for
> * > > > >>>>> fifteen
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > minutes.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Wash your face with crushed
> apricot
> * > > > >>>>> facial
> * > > > >>>>> > > > scrub for ten minutes, until
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > red.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Wash entire rest of body with
> Ginger Nut
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > Jaffa Cake body wash.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair
> (you must
> * > > > >>>>> make
> * > > > >>>>> > sure
> * > > > >>>>> > > > that it has all come
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > off).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> Consider shaving
> > > > > >>>>>
> * > > > >>>>> > > > bikini area but decide to get
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > it waxed instead.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Scream loudly when your
> husband flushed
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > toilet and you lose the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > water pressure.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Turn off the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
> in shower.
> * > > > >>>>> > Spray
> * > > > >>>>> > > > mold spots with Tilex.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Get out of shower. Dry off
> with a towel
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > size of a small country.
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > Wrap hair in super absorbent
> second towel.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Check entire body for the
> remotest sign
> * > > > >>>>> of
> * > > > >>>>> > a
> * > > > >>>>> > > > zit, tweeze hairs.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Return to bedroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown
> * > > > >>>>> > > > and towel on head.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. If you see your husband along
> the way,
> * > > > >>>>> > cover
> * > > > >>>>> > > > up any exposed areas;
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > then sashay to bedroom to spend an
> hour and
> * > > > >>>>> a
> * > > > >>>>> > half
> * > > > >>>>> > > > getting dressed.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> ___________________________________________
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothes while sitting
> on the
> * > > > >>>>> edge
> * > > > >>>>> > of
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the bed and leave them in
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > a pile.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If
> you see
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wife along the way, shake
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wiener at her making the "woo woo"
> sound.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your manly physique in
> the mirror
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > suck in your gut to see
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > if you have pecs (no). Admire the
> size of
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wiener in the mirror and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > scratch your ass.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Don't bother to look for a
> washcloth (you
> * > > > >>>>> > don't
> * > > > >>>>> > > > use one).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your face.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Wash your armpits.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Blow your nose in your hands,
> then rinse
> * > > > >>>>> it
> * > > > >>>>> > off
> * > > > >>>>> > > > with water.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Crack up at how loud your fart
> sounds in
> * > > > > >>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Majority of time is spent
> washing your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > privates and surrounding area.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Wash your butt leaving those
> coarse butt
> * > > > >>>>> > hairs
> * > > > >>>>> > > > on the soap bar. (EEEUUUWWWW!)
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Shampoo hair.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Peek out of shower curtain to
> look at
> * > > > >>>>> > yourself
> * > > > >>>>> > > > in the mirror again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Pee ... in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Rinse off and get out of the
> shower.
> * > > > >>>>> Fail
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > notice water on the floor
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > because you left the curtain
> hanging out of
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > tub the whole time.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Partially dry off.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. Look at yourself in the
> mirror, flex
> * > > > >>>>> > muscles,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > admire wiener size
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 19. Leave shower curtain open and
> wet bath
> * > > > >>>>> mat
> * > > > >>>>> > on
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the floor.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 20. Leave bathroom fan and light
> on.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 21. Return to the bedroom with
> towel around
> * > > > >>>>> > your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > waist. If you pass your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wife, pull off the towel, shake
> wiener at
> * > > > >>>>> her,
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make the "woo woo"
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > sound again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 22. Throw wet towel on the bed.
> Take 2
> * > > > >>>>> minutes
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > dress completely.





"How Many Assholes we got on this ship?" - Lord Helmet
User currently offlineStrickerje From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 723 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

It was in the thread entitled "All men do it", which seems to have been deleted.  Sad

User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

This is Soooooo funny!

Thanks, that actually cheered me up a lot!

Regards

Ikarus


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1355 times:

Its funny because its true!

User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4347 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

LOL, except I don't walk naked in my house to the bathroom when my parents are home.

Kevin/DCA



SIX T'S!......TURN. TIME. TWIST. THROTTLE. TALK. TRACK.
User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 11 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

Golden Shower????



User currently offline747-400buff From Australia, joined Jul 2001, 43 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (12 years 11 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1261 times:

Hi Boeing757fan

Whilst we all have our own personal fetishes, MOST of us manage to subdue them somewhat, whilst visiting Airliners.net......


Regards
Dave


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1220 times:

This is funny, but I have seen it before. The "admire dick size" references would certainly apply to the lads in this forum (i.e., KROC, Joona, Jetservice).


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

I have a magnifying section of my mirror, right about dick height...That was I can feel good about what I am looking at!  Nuts

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 11, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1205 times:

Hehehe  Laugh out loud


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJoona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

I don't need to admire the size of my....ummmm....THING. I already now it is

HUGE



 Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

Joona



1740 days idle. Beat that.
User currently offlineAC_A340 From Canada, joined Sep 1999, 2251 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

It's funny because it's true.

User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1179 times:

Joona my friend, everyone know Norwegian dudes have the smallest peckers in all the world.  Smile


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1178 times:

Stretch 8: Thats why he is talking up his "size" on the internet...he doesn't have to back it up posting on a forum  Big grin

User currently offlineJoona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1172 times:

Strecth 8 & KROC: Too bad then as I live in Finland. Idon't live in Scandinavia Big grin Big grin Big grin

Joona



1740 days idle. Beat that.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1168 times:

Ahhh, its all the same anyway..... Big grin  Big grin  Big grin

User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 18, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1169 times:

Joona you stud: In Finland, the weather is cold, the women are hot, and the men have the second smallest third legs (after the Norwegians)!


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineJoona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1169 times:

Cold? Right now we have +2ºC Big grin

Why do all the US-Americans think Finland is cold? I mean jesus, that's ridiculous. On summer we have +30ºC Big grin

And even if you think -15ºC is cold.... Well, you're US-American. You can't stand low temperatures Big grin

Joona



1740 days idle. Beat that.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (12 years 11 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1161 times:

Joona, I can assure you I love the colder temperatures. Colder the better.

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