NUAir From Malaysia, joined Jun 2000, 1181 posts, RR: 0 Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1099 times:
I posted it before but the entire topic was deleated but here it is again.....(I didnt have the time to take out all the little arrows from the original email)
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothing and place in
> sectioned
> * > > > >>>>> > > > laundry hamper according to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > lights and darks.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown. If
> * > > > >>>>> > > > you see your husband
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your womanly physique
> in the
> * > > > >>>>> mirror
> > > > > >>>>> > -
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make mental note * must
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > do more sit-ups.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower. Use face
> cloth, arm
> * > > > >>>>> > cloth,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > leg cloth, long loofah,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Wash your hair once with
> Cucumber and
> * > > > >>>>> Sage
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shampoo with 43 added
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > vitamins.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your hair again to make
> sure it's
> * > > > >>>>> > clean.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Condition your hair with
> Grapefruit Mint
> * > > > >>>>> > > > conditioner enhanced with
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > natural avocado oil. Leave on hair
> for
> * > > > >>>>> fifteen
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > minutes.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Wash your face with crushed
> apricot
> * > > > >>>>> facial
> * > > > >>>>> > > > scrub for ten minutes, until
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > red.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Wash entire rest of body with
> Ginger Nut
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > Jaffa Cake body wash.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair
> (you must
> * > > > >>>>> make
> * > > > >>>>> > sure
> * > > > >>>>> > > > that it has all come
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > off).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> Consider shaving
> > > > > >>>>>
> * > > > >>>>> > > > bikini area but decide to get
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > it waxed instead.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Scream loudly when your
> husband flushed
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > toilet and you lose the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > water pressure.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Turn off the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
> in shower.
> * > > > >>>>> > Spray
> * > > > >>>>> > > > mold spots with Tilex.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Get out of shower. Dry off
> with a towel
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > size of a small country.
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > Wrap hair in super absorbent
> second towel.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Check entire body for the
> remotest sign
> * > > > >>>>> of
> * > > > >>>>> > a
> * > > > >>>>> > > > zit, tweeze hairs.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Return to bedroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown
> * > > > >>>>> > > > and towel on head.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. If you see your husband along
> the way,
> * > > > >>>>> > cover
> * > > > >>>>> > > > up any exposed areas;
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > then sashay to bedroom to spend an
> hour and
> * > > > >>>>> a
> * > > > >>>>> > half
> * > > > >>>>> > > > getting dressed.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> ___________________________________________
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothes while sitting
> on the
> * > > > >>>>> edge
> * > > > >>>>> > of
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the bed and leave them in
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > a pile.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If
> you see
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wife along the way, shake
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wiener at her making the "woo woo"
> sound.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your manly physique in
> the mirror
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > suck in your gut to see
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > if you have pecs (no). Admire the
> size of
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wiener in the mirror and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > scratch your ass.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Don't bother to look for a
> washcloth (you
> * > > > >>>>> > don't
> * > > > >>>>> > > > use one).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your face.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Wash your armpits.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Blow your nose in your hands,
> then rinse
> * > > > >>>>> it
> * > > > >>>>> > off
> * > > > >>>>> > > > with water.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Crack up at how loud your fart
> sounds in
> * > > > > >>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Majority of time is spent
> washing your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > privates and surrounding area.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Wash your butt leaving those
> coarse butt
> * > > > >>>>> > hairs
> * > > > >>>>> > > > on the soap bar. (EEEUUUWWWW!)
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Shampoo hair.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Peek out of shower curtain to
> look at
> * > > > >>>>> > yourself
> * > > > >>>>> > > > in the mirror again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Pee ... in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Rinse off and get out of the
> shower.
> * > > > >>>>> Fail
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > notice water on the floor
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > because you left the curtain
> hanging out of
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > tub the whole time.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Partially dry off.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. Look at yourself in the
> mirror, flex
> * > > > >>>>> > muscles,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > admire wiener size
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 19. Leave shower curtain open and
> wet bath
> * > > > >>>>> mat
> * > > > >>>>> > on
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the floor.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 20. Leave bathroom fan and light
> on.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 21. Return to the bedroom with
> towel around
> * > > > >>>>> > your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > waist. If you pass your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wife, pull off the towel, shake
> wiener at
> * > > > >>>>> her,
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make the "woo woo"
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > sound again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 22. Throw wet towel on the bed.
> Take 2
> * > > > >>>>> minutes
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > dress completely.
"How Many Assholes we got on this ship?" - Lord Helmet
Strickerje From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 723 posts, RR: 1 Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1038 times:
It was in the thread entitled "All men do it", which seems to have been deleted.
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 18 Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 887 times:
This is funny, but I have seen it before. The "admire dick size" references would certainly apply to the lads in this forum (i.e., KROC, Joona, Jetservice).
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 878 times:
I have a magnifying section of my mirror, right about dick height...That was I can feel good about what I am looking at!
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 18 Reply 14, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 846 times:
Joona my friend, everyone know Norwegian dudes have the smallest peckers in all the world.
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 15, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 845 times:
Stretch 8: Thats why he is talking up his "size" on the internet...he doesn't have to back it up posting on a forum
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 17, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 835 times:
Ahhh, its all the same anyway.....
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 18 Reply 18, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 836 times:
Joona you stud: In Finland, the weather is cold, the women are hot, and the men have the second smallest third legs (after the Norwegians)!
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 20, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 828 times:
Joona, I can assure you I love the colder temperatures. Colder the better.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
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