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User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2062 times:

Greetings my fellow aviation enthusiasts.

As some of you may know, I am interested in not only aviation, but also in science, space, and politics. As a result of this, my mind is constantly active and I feel the need to post topics repeatedly every day. There is, however, one subject which has been troubling me of late. The question, my dear friends, is this.

Would you sleep with a robot?

Whilst recently watching an episode of ‘Start Trek: The Next Generation’ (September 1987- May 1994) I chanced upon the fact that a certain female character apparently had sexual intercourse with a robot. Now by the term ‘robot’ I mean any object under such a crude umbrella term, including cyborg, automaton, or mechanical man.

After careful consideration whilst organising my CD collection in an alphabetical fashion, I came to the conclusion that the aforementioned activity is not so off the wall as first thought. Indeed, I concluded that the womansimply usedas a posh.

So shocking was this revelation to me, that I immediately had to consult my memory to find other examples. I recalled an earlier version of the previously mentioned television drama. In one memorable episode, the Captain came across an automaton and it was quite clear that had no one been around, he would readily consider engaging in coitus with the mechanical female, in fact, it seems that she had been designed for such activity!

I consider myself to have a very ordered mind, and as soon as my brain had become involved on this subject, further examples came to my recollection. Indeed, in a certain 1973 cinematic production, characters such aspaid hard earned dollars so to ‘perform the horizontal shuffle’ with robots such as.

Unknowingly, a fellow A.Netter (he does own a 747) had sexual relations with, a cunningly deceptive replica of a real female.

Also, I am almost certain that an intimate relationship would have blossomed between and his robotic protector because the former was simply so gay. One wonders if that Robot was 'fully functional'.

So, the question remains. Would you have sex with a robot? My girlfriend seems to be preoccupied most of the time with the dumbed-down version of the second picture above, i.e the third picture… Possibly because I am preoccupied with this website. She is threatening to leave me, and take the toaster. She says that at least the toaster delivers when she presses the knob.

I am looking forward to anticipating your exceedingly valued replies.

Signed

AerospaceFan

 Wink

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User currently offlineManuCH From Switzerland, joined Jun 2005, 3012 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2065 times:
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This is probably the most funny post I've read in a while ...

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
Would you have sex with a robot?

Would you??

As for myself - if I were single, I would probably have sex with a robot, if such a device existed. For sure it would be better than what you depict in your third picture Big grin ... it would be interactive!

-Manuel



Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2051 times:

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 1):
Would you??

One might describe my ex-girlfriend as a calculating machine, so I guess I already have!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2051 times:

I'd consider doing a fem-bot if there was an actual woman there to participate. Otherwise, I may as well masturbate the old-fashioned way.

Also, I think you should pay homage to Barbarella, and the scene where she is placed into the Orgasmo-Piano-Thingy by Duran Duran.

BAB yes 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineT prop From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 1029 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2037 times:

Only if she was a Cherry 2000 Big grin

User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2014 times:

I don't remember posting in this thread before!

 Confused

Anyway, no, I would not sleep with a robot. Not unless she's indistinguishable from a human being in every way, physical and spiritual, down to the very last subatomic particle.

In which case, philosophically, what's the difference?

I guess if we have kids, that would make them cybernetic beings of some sort, but if they're indistinguishable from humans, again -- what's the diff?

As long as they leave the house by the time they're 18, that is.

 Wink


User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1996 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
She says that at least the toaster delivers when she presses the knob.

Just tell her that if she knew how to press your knob right, you might deliver too.


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1996 times:

"Will that be one three hundred dollar hooker bot or three hunder one dollar hooker bots?"

User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1985 times:

Data isn't a bloody robot, he's an android!

Amateur.  Wink



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

Only a pervert would post a thread like this.  duck 

I rest my case Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2477 posts, RR: 24
Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1987 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
Signed

AerospaceFan

Bad excuse for getting answers to your odd question perhaps?  Wink


User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1931 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 9):
Only a pervert would post a thread like this.

You're only saying that because
dumped you.

 Wink

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 10):
Bad excuse for getting answers to your odd question perhaps?

I suggest you get a sense of humour!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2477 posts, RR: 24
Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1920 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 11):
I suggest you get a sense of humour!

I have a sense of humour, I just asked you a question Big grin


User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1908 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 8):
Data isn't a bloody robot, he's an android!

Amateur.

AND he's fully functional; programmed in multiple techniques....!



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 14, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1908 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 12):
I have a sense of humour

WOW!!!!!!!! AP747 has a sense of humour! Stop the press, get it on the front page!!!!!!! Big grin

 stirthepot   devil 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2477 posts, RR: 24
Reply 15, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1908 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
WOW!!!!!!!! AP747 has a sense of humour! Stop the press, get it on the front page!!!!!!!

Since when did that become news? Big grin


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1897 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 15):
Since when did that become news?

Since there isn't a fishing rod smilie on the DB Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2477 posts, RR: 24
Reply 17, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1897 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 16):
Since there isn't a fishing rod smilie on the DB

Not true  Angry  Wink


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31712 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1882 times:

A lonely man & a Robot on an Island far away from Land...........Never know.
 Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11708 posts, RR: 60
Reply 19, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1877 times:

It would depend entirely what the Robot looked like. I mean if it looked something like this, then oh yes  Wink



Dan  drool 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2477 posts, RR: 24
Reply 20, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1877 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
It would depend entirely what the Robot looked like. I mean if it looked something like this, then oh yes

Agreed!!!  checkmark  Good taste you have there, Dan Big grin


User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1852 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 12):
I just asked you a question

Listen Sherlock. Things get lost in translation obviously on the internet. Usually the *wink* smilie clarifies certain situations.

The wink and the 'Signed By' of my thread was included bacause it was a piss take thread. Mr AerospaceFan tends to post several threads a day regarding many different topics.

Fair Enough.

He has a certain style which (are well written) but could also be taken as being very serious. He also tends to thank anyone who does respond. It was meant to be a parody of that on a subject chosen at random and in my mind evolved from...
RE: Who Would You Make A Sex Tape With? (by Kmh1956 Sep 26 2006 in Non Aviation)#ID1382486

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
WOW!!!!!!!! AP747 has a sense of humour! Stop the press, get it on the front page!!!!!!!

For that, read sarcasm. I know it doesn't happen often, but hey Skidmarks, that one was good. For once  Wink

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 16):
Since there isn't a fishing rod smilie on the DB

Again, Andy comes back with another belter. Someone go on Site Related and get the Fishing Rod smilie!

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 18):
A lonely man & a Robot on an Island far away from Land...........Never know

That's more like it!

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
I mean if it looked something like this, then oh yes

 checkmark 

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

If a robot could respond in the same way as a human, then why not?

Think of it, no complaining from the robot if your performance is too good or bad. Not having to give the robot breakfast in the morning. No risk of picking up any sexually transmitted diseases, even without taking precautions. Sounds good!



MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 23, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1822 times:

Quoting BCAL (Reply 22):
No risk of picking up any sexually transmitted diseases, even without taking precautions

Trev, in your case you'd have to be careful of rust Big grin  duck 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 24, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1822 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 23):
Trev, in your case you'd have to be careful of rust

Pot kettle black. Even the most 'hand cared' of things goes rusty with age.  Wink



One Life, Live it.
25 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Oh wow! You figured out how to answer my question after a few hours of time to think of a response wow you're good
26 Post contains images Kieron747 : Some of us have to work you see. Unfortunately I can't spend all day mooching around A.Net! Kieron747
27 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Oh right! That's why you wrote a response right after I posted in this thread without an answer to my question. I see!
28 Post contains images Skidmarks : Now we KNOW your lying!! Andy
29 Kieron747 : OK dude. Ever heard of a thing called a 'staff meeting'? Alas, I am not allowed to go on the internet whilst in a meeting! T'was a long meeting and I
30 Post contains images AirPacific747 : OK pal. Why are you on the internet then? Bad employee. Bad!
31 Post contains images Kieron747 : OK, hands up! the majority of my work is based looking at International patents, which involves the internet and various chemical and legal databases
32 Post contains images UH60FtRucker : Absolutely brilliant post Kieron. Seriously I was even going to poke fun when I read: When I read that, I was thinking to myself, "WTF? Is Kieron tak
33 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I can sympaphise with you there. I've got three which are all making their presence felt at the moment Dan
34 Post contains images Skidmarks : Surely you're not old enough for wisdom teeth Dan? Andy
35 Post contains images Kieron747 : Cheers! Well in retrospect, I'm glad I didn't make it too authentic, considering how many people nowadays seem to miscomprehend the ol' Signed By....
36 Post contains images PlymSpotter : At least I'm not old enough for false teeth just yet Seriously though, I am surprised at them comming through so early, most members of my famly didn
37 Post contains images Kieron747 : Let's take a look at Skid's wisdom teeth... Kieron747
38 Post contains images Skidmarks : Damn!! That braincell must be taking a hammering today!! Andy
39 Post contains images AirPacific747 : *sniff sniff* what's that smell? *sniff* smells like b/s *snifff* yep definately is Oooohhh great comeback [Edited 2006-10-04 17:05:27]
40 AirPacific747 : I've also got three. The dentist told me that there is no fourth wisdom tooth waiting to come up. It simply isn't there at all! The two upper wisdom
41 Kieron747 : Yeah, but what about your 4th wisdom tooth? Seriously though, I have had toothace before, but this is a new dimension of pain. I have tried codeine,
42 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Thats funny, I've only got three too! My dentist did an x-ray and said that it never formed. Kieron, try Ambesol (or however you spell it) its alcohol
43 Post contains images AirPacific747 : That's the one I am talking about. They took a few x-ray photos of my teeth and noticed that the lower right wisdom tooth isn't there at all and wont
44 Kmh1956 : Ibuprofen, and copious amounts thereof. After that, get those puppies yucked out...you don't need them anyway.
45 Post contains images LTU932 : Have you seen the film "Star Trek: Generations"? I believe there was a hint that there would be some cyborg on cyborg action in one scene, specifical
46 Post contains images Kieron747 : Very true, it was however, Star trek First contact. Generations had Kirk and Picard in it. Couldn't agree more! Kieron747
47 Post contains images Skidmarks : You're never too young for false teeth. I, however, have a full set of my own teeth, still in my mouth and in perfect working order. Mostly, sometime
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