Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2062 times:
Greetings my fellow aviation enthusiasts.
As some of you may know, I am interested in not only aviation, but also in science, space, and politics. As a result of this, my mind is constantly active and I feel the need to post topics repeatedly every day. There is, however, one subject which has been troubling me of late. The question, my dear friends, is this.
Would you sleep with a robot?
Whilst recently watching an episode of ‘Start Trek: The Next Generation’ (September 1987- May 1994) I chanced upon the fact that a certain female character apparently had sexual intercourse with a robot. Now by the term ‘robot’ I mean any object under such a crude umbrella term, including cyborg, automaton, or mechanical man.
After careful consideration whilst organising my CD collection in an alphabetical fashion, I came to the conclusion that the aforementioned activity is not so off the wall as first thought. Indeed, I concluded that the womansimply usedas a posh.
So shocking was this revelation to me, that I immediately had to consult my memory to find other examples. I recalled an earlier version of the previously mentioned television drama. In one memorable episode, the Captain came across an automaton and it was quite clear that had no one been around, he would readily consider engaging in coitus with the mechanical female, in fact, it seems that she had been designed for such activity!
I consider myself to have a very ordered mind, and as soon as my brain had become involved on this subject, further examples came to my recollection. Indeed, in a certain 1973 cinematic production, characters such aspaid hard earned dollars so to ‘perform the horizontal shuffle’ with robots such as.
Unknowingly, a fellow A.Netter (he does own a 747) had sexual relations with, a cunningly deceptive replica of a real female.
Also, I am almost certain that an intimate relationship would have blossomed between and his robotic protector because the former was simply so gay. One wonders if that Robot was 'fully functional'.
So, the question remains. Would you have sex with a robot? My girlfriend seems to be preoccupied most of the time with the dumbed-down version of the second picture above, i.e the third picture… Possibly because I am preoccupied with this website. She is threatening to leave me, and take the toaster. She says that at least the toaster delivers when she presses the knob.
I am looking forward to anticipating your exceedingly valued replies.
Listen Sherlock. Things get lost in translation obviously on the internet. Usually the *wink* smilie clarifies certain situations.
The wink and the 'Signed By' of my thread was included bacause it was a piss take thread. Mr AerospaceFan tends to post several threads a day regarding many different topics.
He has a certain style which (are well written) but could also be taken as being very serious. He also tends to thank anyone who does respond. It was meant to be a parody of that on a subject chosen at random and in my mind evolved from... RE: Who Would You Make A Sex Tape With? (by Kmh1956 Sep 26 2006 in Non Aviation)#ID1382486
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14): WOW!!!!!!!! AP747 has a sense of humour! Stop the press, get it on the front page!!!!!!!
For that, read sarcasm. I know it doesn't happen often, but hey Skidmarks, that one was good. For once
BCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (8 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1844 times:
If a robot could respond in the same way as a human, then why not?
Think of it, no complaining from the robot if your performance is too good or bad. Not having to give the robot breakfast in the morning. No risk of picking up any sexually transmitted diseases, even without taking precautions. Sounds good!
MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."