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The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...  
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11140 times:

The safe and reliable Volvo Estate has finally got sexy - it has been voted the best car for getting steamy in the back seat with your lover.

The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus

Have you ever driven an Audi TT? I have and I cannot see how anyone could have sex in one of those!

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User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11141 times:

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Have you ever driven an Audi TT?

I think the Porsche Carrera is more of a mystery!

Is this strictly 'in' the car, or could 'on' the car be counted too?


User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11136 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 1):
Is this strictly 'in' the car

Yes. Although it doesn't say if the sunroof has to be open or not.  Smile


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3302 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11122 times:
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Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
10. Ford Focus

Wooo!!!

Good thing I'm bringing a female friend home with me this weekend and get to drive my car again! Haha.

TIS



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11121 times:



Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11113 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 3):
I'm bringing a female friend home with me this weekend and get to drive my car again! Haha

Can't wait for the trip report! Big grin

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):

It's physically impossibe to have sex in a Mini!  Yeah sure


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11113 times:

Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
It's physically impossibe to have sex in a Mini!

You can confirm this can you?  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11103 times:

I have always preferred the bench seat of the pickup, but the bed can come in awfully handy. There is usually a sleeping bag and pad behind the seat in my truck, just how you gotta roll!

 banghead   ouch   crowded   banghead 


User currently offlineAerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7184 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11104 times:

Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
It's physically impossible to have sex in a Mini!

No it isn't, you just have to enjoy tantric sex... Wink


User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11098 times:

With some of the small cars, one can fold the back seat down and get quite a bit of room into the trunk/boot. As to sex in a mini...maybe if both are contortionists.
VW minibuses were popular with the hippies in the late 1960's for sleeping and sex. When vans were popular back in the late 60's and into the 70's for young men, they were often dressed up in back and called 'sin bins' for obious reasons. A popular bumper sticker on them said "If the van is a rockin' then don't come around knocking".
As to a Porsche or other exotic car, maybe you dont have sex in the car, but it may get the attentions of the ladies where you can get laid at home or a hotel.


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 11097 times:

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
6. Audi TT



Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
8. Porsche Carrera

Huh?  Confused

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
9. VW Golf

Once I shagged a girl in a VW Golf, it was pretty uncomfortable but it worked.  Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 11083 times:

common think aobut it.....a Winnebaggo.....No gear shift to get in the way....full bed....shitter......and most importantly a tv to watch when you lose interest in your partner...

GS

Oh and with the fridge you can also grab a snack between rounds.



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 11072 times:

Here in my Country we believe (superstition) that once you do it in your car...it will be bad luck for the car... so...I´m not going to risk my new VW Bora, BTW...got be very comfortable  Yeah sure


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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 11047 times:

I got it on with a girl in a 1981 Honda Civic...















When I wasn't FAT....  Sad  Sad


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 11007 times:



A little shag carpet, some padded walls, mirrored ceiling, chandelier... Superfly's Shaggin' Wagon!

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 11):
common think aobut it.....a Winnebaggo.....No gear shift to get in the way....full bed....shitter......and most importantly a tv to watch when you lose interest in your partner...

GS

Oh and with the fridge you can also grab a snack between rounds.

Will you marry me?


User currently offlineJetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3082 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10994 times:

I once did it in a Honda Pilot. If you sit in the third row, fold down the second, it makes for quite a bit of room. I dont see how any of those cars could possibly be better for sex than an SUV.

I still prefer a bed though. Cars just arent worth it. Unless its head or something.  Smile


Chris



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10984 times:

...a stretch limo.

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 8):
tantric sex

I thought that tantric sex just meant you could go for hours and hours and hours....nor become contortionists.



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10977 times:

The bench seat of my old F-150 saw plenty of action. That seat was made for boinking. The tailgate provided a decent platform for the naughty mambo, as well.

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10967 times:

How about in an old East German Trabant?  mischievous 



In old East Germany, you have to wait 12 years until you get one of these delivered from the factory Zwickau, but it could make up for some planning: order one when you're 6, wait 12 years until delivery and then you'll have the car by the time you're 18 and can get "busy" with your partner then.  Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant


User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10958 times:

Did it in one of these in the carpark outside T3 @ LAX!! There was just about enough room!  Wink



- Justin Big grin


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 10931 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Will you marry me?

I thought you were berothed to BAB...YOu can borrow the winnibeggo for the honeymoon though.

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 10926 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 20):
I thought you were berothed to BAB...

He wishes. His man-boobs do zilch for me.  yuck 


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3302 posts, RR: 13
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 10916 times:
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Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
Can't wait for the trip report!

Hehe. I'll follow along the lines of the infamous, "I'm taking someone's virginity" thread. Only, no flight involved in this one.

 Smile

TIS



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User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 53
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 10918 times:

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 19):
Did it in one of these in the carpark outside T3 @ LAX!! There was just about enough room!

Just about enough room..........that car is huge. You could have an orgy in there unless the people in it were rather well proportioned !!.

My 1st and 2nd cars were both Fiat Panda's - the 2nd one I had was a 4x4 meaning you could find more secluded places !!!

Here is a pic of one :-



They were actually great for shagging in. There was nothing in between the 2 front seats except the gear stick, and the dash board was only infront of the drivers side - the passenger side just had a canvass pouch thing held up by a metal pole that was handily placed for parking your bum in when performing oral !!!. The seats were the type that you just lift a lever and they recline rather than the wind down type, meaning you could lean over the chick in the passenger seat, and when things were getting heated up, lift the lever and........wham down the seat would go !!!. Had some fantastic times in my 2 Fiat Panda's !!!.

Thinking back to the places I used to go with my g/f's at the time, they were always full of other cars. I guess today that would be known as "dogging"  worried  !!!!. We once did catch some bloke watching us through his binoculars when we were at it on Ikley Moor one afternoon !!!.

 Smile



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User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 10916 times:

Hey you can learn to love them....Just think of them the same as girl boobs.....Just with more hair...

Ok back to topic.

See the cool thing about getting older and wiser i no longer to have sex in a car....EVER......I require at least a hotel...that is not rented by the hour... irked 

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
25 Post contains links and images Duff44 : Why not a Hillman Imp while you're at it? The best car to have sex in is whatever car you happen to be in at the time!
26 Tu204 : I still think it is my car, I mean, the front seat is a divan and folds back to make a full bed! 1.75m x 1.5m How can you argue with that? P.S. How ca
27 Go3Team : Obviously the poll takers didn't stop by the back row of a truck stop...
28 FSPilot747 : I drive a TT. I assure you, two mice couldn't shag in those back seats.
29 Post contains images Bohica : The back seat of a London taxicab is very roomy for sex.
30 Cadet57 : I couldent even knock off some knuckle kids in there... No.
31 Post contains links and images Superfly : Speaking from experience. My own car plus: 1974 Chrysler Imperial
32 BaylorAirBear : I've not had sex in any of the types listed in the opener. The best car sex I've had was in a Jeep Wrangler with the top down, driving north on 77 bet
33 Post contains images COIAH756CA : Have you people not been introduced to modern culture?
34 Post contains images IAH777 : [scribbles furiously in notepad] I'll bet I could pull some wool in this bad mofo. Superfly? Prithee, what say you?
35 COIAH756CA : I WANT THAT CAR!! wow..
36 Post contains links and images Superfly : Some of us rather ignore those hideous kinds of vehicles.   IAH777: Now that is one sweet Gremlin!    You must have got that image from www.arctic
37 Post contains images Aerobalance : Amazing passenger seat
38 Post contains images Gunsontheroof : This is the only one on the list I can attest to... My '86 Jeep Cherokee wasn't too shabby either if you...er...."oriented" yourselves diagonally wit
39 Post contains images Zkpilot : I used to have a Fiat Tipo DGT many years ago... they was a lot of fun... the back seats if you lay across them were kinda ribbed for her pleasure pe
40 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : I'm 6'4'', and that is exactly why I prefer the front. She can sit in your lap, and wrap her legs around into the back. BAB
41 IAH777 : In your case, she can also peel a banana with her feet and pick bugs out of your hair.
42 Post contains images LH648 : I think BMW 5 Series Touring is a good choice...
43 Post contains images Zkpilot : agreed pax seat usually works better than the drivers seat tho if you lay the front seat right down and get the girl to slide up on the back of it an
44 COIAH756CA : I hate the Escalade also. This thread is about cars that are good for sex. Those cars have a lot of space. I would never buy one, myself.
45 BA787 : If you mean Ilkley you live scarily close to me
46 Post contains images HAWK21M : Honda CRV. regds MEL
47 Kaddyuk : ...Mine...!
48 Theredbaron : Nothing Beats a Minivan with the thisr row seat stowed/removed... Flipovers, doggie, 69 can do all of them!!
49 Sunshine79 : I´ve done it a few times in my old car, a Seat Ibiza. Had no problems in that car.
50 Post contains images 9V : I'm trying to gain a mental picture...
51 Post contains images EWS : Same here, My Ex had a R reg'd Seat Ibiza.. Great little cars! Im glad the focus is on the list.. Ive lost count the amount of times i've umm.. yes!
52 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I'm presuming you can't wait for a Class 69 to be built Lew As for me, I only have a peddle bike... work that out for yourself
53 Post contains images Aerobalance : Easier if you've done the deed, of course
54 Myt332 : You'll bang your head a lot in a Clio, trust me.
55 Post contains images 9V : As long as it's not the only thing you bang.
56 Dan2002 : The new Dodge Durango. First and so far only car I've ever made a move in.
57 Post contains images IAH777 : And the salesman let you do it, 'cause he needed the sale.
58 Post contains images EWS : And who told you that, Virgin Boi? Lew
59 Post contains images Newark777 : Signed, Michael Jackson
60 Post contains images EWS : Harry you crack me up.. Lew
61 Post contains images AA777 : I always would have thought a Chevy El Camino would have been a likely suspect for sex in cars.... lol. -AA777
62 UN_B732 : Yugo, no questions about it. Only problem is when the car stops during hte act. -Mr. X
63 Post contains images 9V : I'm surprised one of these didn't make the top ten list. Anyone ever rode in one?
64 Zone1 : BMW 7 series. It has the privacy shades that come up in the back.
65 Post contains images Cadet57 : atleast you banged SOMETHING...
66 Myt332 : What, still more than you is it?
67 Ryangooner : ANY.... Signed 99.9% of Anet
68 Post contains images Cadet57 : Now it is.... I hate being single again...
69 Post contains images EWS : He's asked me to ask you all if the exhaust counts? Lew
70 ClassicLover : Colloquially referred to as a "fuck truck" in Australia. Apparently Dad had one when he met Mum. Figures.
71 Post contains images Cadet57 : As long as he wore protection and asked permission first
72 Superfly : Many times.
73 Post contains links and images Foppishbum : Hrm...makes me wanna buy an SUV instead of a little hybird sedan. cheers, foppishbum
74 Dan2002 : It was a rental. Was a nice car though, granted, I only had it a day.
75 Post contains images Leezyjet : Aye thats it. I don't live in Yorkshire now though, but my folks still do. Where you live ?.
76 CHRISBA777ER : Not true. I was conceived on the road over the Mohne Dam, in the back of a Fiat 126 which is smaller.
77 Kmh1956 : I did mention it in reply 16....though it's not on the original top 10 list.
78 Post contains images CastleIsland : Oh sorry, I mis-read the question. Signed, Kirkie
79 Cadet57 : Lets hope they remebered to turn the car off....
80 Post contains images Falstaff : Any full size station wagon, especially pre 1977 GM models. 1977-1996 models are ok too. You might not pick up many ladies in these cars but once you
81 Notdownnlocked : Yes cheek the bangbus.com.
82 Notdownnlocked : Yes check the bangbus.com or not.
83 Cadet57 : Ok.... stop plugging a hardcore porno site.
84 MD11Engineer : I definitely cannot recommend the Suzuki Samurai jeep, especially mine, which has been partially converted into a working truck (no rear seats, a big
85 BA787 : Hopefully not as it would have been extremely funny
86 BA787 : See the PM is sent
87 N1120A : I think just about every American who has gone to a high school prom has. My M3's back seat may not be great for someone just sitting back there duri
88 LTU932 : That picture is so funny yet disgusting.
89 Post contains images RichPhitzwell : The best car to have sex in is whatever car I happen to be in at that moment
90 Post contains images Skidmarks : With a double matress and a mini bar in the corner Andy
91 Kaddyuk : I'm Innocent Bruv! Signed By Stan Collymoore!
92 Post contains links and images Superfly : 9V I'm surprised one of these didn't make the top ten list. Anyone ever rode in one? 9V, here I am the night it all happened.
93 N1120A : Well now, it is Michael Jackson pre-Crazy.
94 Post contains images Superfly : Are you saying that because I kept my nose?
95 Post contains images N1120A : Nah, more because you are still black
96 Post contains images 4holer : Lost my virginity in a 1970 Ford LTD. The thing was huge. (So was the car!) You could just about lie down in the back seat... Back seat.
97 Post contains images Superfly : N1120A: That was taken fall 1989 on our way off to one of those silly high school dances. So in-case any Airliners.net members were losing sleep as to
98 Post contains images Don81603 : Can't get a bigger backseat than in here...
99 YOWza : Apparently the list is missing the Bentley Continental GT, given that Paris Hilton has one that is at least 5 shags a day in one. YOWza
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