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Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray  
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12217 posts, RR: 35
Posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1813 times:
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OK, so I'm adjusting my gear, trying to make time go by a little faster, and all of a sudden i see a stream of liquid come from my hip. Managed to spray pepperspray inside the office, but luckily i stopped it soon enough, so it didn't have any effect. Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes. Oops Big grin


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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

Comes in handy if the dinner needs spicing up..  Smile

Thom@s



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User currently offlineClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4627 posts, RR: 23
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
i see a stream of liquid come from my hip

That's bordering on pornographic



I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12217 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1794 times:
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Quoting Thom@s (Reply 1):
Comes in handy if the dinner needs spicing up..

Haha, don't think this tastes too good:


Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):
That's bordering on pornographic

Haha, have a ladder to climb back out of the gutter Big grin



911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineItsjustme From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2768 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1776 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
OK, so I'm adjusting my gear,



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
and all of a sudden i see a stream of liquid come from my hip.



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes. Oops Big grin



Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):
That's bordering on pornographic

 yes 


User currently offlineScamp From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 533 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1775 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
OK, so I'm adjusting my gear

Ah! A new metaphor. I gotta remember that one. "No, Ma...I am not playing with myself I'm just...uh...adjusting my gear...yeah, that's it. Sorry about the sheets."



If it pisses off the right, I'm all for it.
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4756 posts, RR: 31
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1769 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes.

When I first read the title, I thought this would be about getting pepperspray in your eyes... Damn Kai, I already had a Ha-Ha graphic ready for you! Big grin



What do I know, I'm just an 'immature troublemaker with only a passing interest in aviation' (or so they say)
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11616 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1762 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes

but what about the poor secretary who was under your desk  Wink

Dan Smile



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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1762 times:

Respectfully submitted, you've earned it! Just be careful when you're "adjusting" your Glock!



User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1760 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

I'm pretty sure this comes under the "Well Duh?!" Heading...



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1725 times:

"Hot nuts! Get yer red hot nuts riiiight heeeerrrrre..."

User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1711 times:

I would recomend against messing with pepperspray, my buddy had some to deal with the ever present bears in my neck of the woods. He and I were debating spray VS. pistol for bear defense. I had the can, and went to simply remove the safety clip to demonstrate how clumsy the whole operation is, when it went off! Just a half second blast, and not directly at either of us, but the carpet still has a stain on it from the spray. Needless to say we got the hell out of the house coughing, eyes tearing up etc. The house was inhospitible for the rest of the night. Took 3 days of the windows open before the smell was gone. I would not under any circumstances want to be shot directly in the face with the stuff.

User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12217 posts, RR: 35
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1630 times:
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Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 6):
When I first read the title, I thought this would be about getting pepperspray in your eyes... Damn Kai, I already had a Ha-Ha graphic ready for you! Big grin

Now, that is to be expected from you  Smile

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
but what about the poor secretary who was under your desk Wink

Nope, Carmen was nowhere to be seen  duck 

Quoting Queso (Reply 8):
Just be careful when you're "adjusting" your Glock!

I'll try to remember that  Smile

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 11):
I would not under any circumstances want to be shot directly in the face with the stuff.

Yeah, I'm just SO looking forward to being certified with the stuff  cry 



911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1630 times:

Quoting Scamp (Reply 5):
Sorry about the sheets.

 rotfl 



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1617 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray




 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1536 times:

It's a damn good thing it didn't spray on your naughty bits. That would have made BenGay in the jockstrap look tame.

Mark


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