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George Bush Joke, Enjoy!  
User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12104 posts, RR: 49
Posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2943 times:
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Question time with George Bush
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get
a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy."

And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions.

* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriagewhen 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?






* Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
* Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?


You can cut the irony with a knife
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User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2935 times:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

A classic.

In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2926 times:

The funniest jokes about Bush are the ones he makes about himself. (In other words his quotes).

"It should not be taken for granted that The United States and America have a relationship as good as we do today. After all we were at war for 60 years."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2892 times:

Funny, but growing old and worn out. About as old as the joke of "if you're mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would that make you?"....kid responds "a Hillary Clinton (or any other politician) fan."
I've seen the same joke replaced with ______ (insert just about any national politician) and slightly different "questions" for that politician, but the punchline is still the same. "Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early and where the hell is _____?"


User currently offlineB777-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2811 times:

I've got a GREAT George Bush joke....Ready?





























...his administration!

Thank you, good night! Big grin


User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2782 times:

Quoting B777-700 (Reply 4):
...his administration!

lol

Both Funny jokes.. thanks for sharing!


User currently offlineOlegShv From Sweden, joined Mar 2006, 683 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2689 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 2):
The funniest jokes about Bush are the ones he makes about himself. (In other words his quotes).

I like this one: "More and more of our imports come from overseas..."


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2674 times:

Quoting OlegShv (Reply 6):
I like this one: "More and more of our imports come from overseas..."

Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12514 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2669 times:
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Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 7):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

You are kidding. Aren't you? Wow!



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31679 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2659 times:

 bigthumbsup 
BTW Did they find Stanley.

regds
MEL



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User currently offlineOlegShv From Sweden, joined Mar 2006, 683 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2637 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

[Edited 2006-10-07 19:47:41]

User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2631 times:

Quoting OlegShv (Reply 10):
Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush,

A for effort there, George. Shame nobody's buying  Smile


User currently offlineBravo45 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2165 posts, RR: 11
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2598 times:

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

I was thinking about starting a thread myself but I guess this would do just fine.
Please disregard the first almost 1 min 15 seconds, because I am posting it only for humor.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-vjL6coyXrU


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2544 times:

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

I don't understand how Bush is still in power. Bad news for the world, good news for people looking for entertainment.

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2412 times:

G.W. Jokes, 24/7 365.

Tune to :
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/
Nuff said



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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5138 posts, RR: 33
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2405 times:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "

George W Bush



That'll teach you
User currently offlinePawsleykat From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 1978 posts, RR: 11
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2397 times:

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

That was really good.  bigthumbsup  I have heard something like that before but it was about Tony Blair.

JG



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User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5524 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2388 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 13):
good news for people looking for entertainment.

But its great too watch. Just like this one


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 53
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2331 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 17):
But its great too watch. Just like this one

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5524 posts, RR: 18
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2264 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 18):

lol glad you like it. What is find funny is that he just mentions GWB name and the audience starts laughing


User currently offlineElite From Hong Kong, joined Jun 2006, 2796 posts, RR: 10
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2262 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 9):
BTW Did they find Stanley.

5 months later in a garbage can.


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2215 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 19):
What is find funny is that he just mentions GWB name and the audience starts laughing

It was similar in Germany with Helmut Kohl... he provided such an amount of "real satire" that it was often redundant to make things up for getting a laugh...!  mischievous 

But the video above really has some funny stuff beyond that! Big grin


User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2168 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 1):
In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!

Please tell me you don't believe all of that because it is so absurd!

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

You are kidding. Aren't you?

If you think about it, if imports from Canada and Mexico are going down, then yes, more imports are coming from overseas. It just sounds funny when you don't think about the US' neighbors.


User currently offlineColumba From Germany, joined Dec 2004, 7062 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2147 times:

Not directly a Bush joke but about the latest struggle of the Republican party
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/messaging.html



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User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 2134 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 17):

Hilarious.... that is the best parody I have seen lately.

regds
jush



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25 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Oh man, he's really good!
26 AirTranTUS : I think Steve Bridges is the best.
27 Post contains images VHVXB : That was great
28 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Haha that's great I love the "Some people say I'm arrogant. I say screw 'em"
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