Luv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 11957 posts, RR: 51 Posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2159 times:
Question time with George Bush
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get
a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy."
And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.
* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriagewhen 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
* Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
* Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?
Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2151 times:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
A classic.
In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!
Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11949 posts, RR: 50 Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2142 times:
The funniest jokes about Bush are the ones he makes about himself. (In other words his quotes).
"It should not be taken for granted that The United States and America have a relationship as good as we do today. After all we were at war for 60 years."
Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
FlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2108 times:
Funny, but growing old and worn out. About as old as the joke of "if you're mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would that make you?"....kid responds "a Hillary Clinton (or any other politician) fan."
I've seen the same joke replaced with ______ (insert just about any national politician) and slightly different "questions" for that politician, but the punchline is still the same. "Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early and where the hell is _____?"
CO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2848 posts, RR: 2 Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1998 times:
OlegShv From Sweden, joined Mar 2006, 683 posts, RR: 2 Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1853 times:
Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8): Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.
Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1847 times:
Quoting OlegShv (Reply 10): Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush,
Bravo45 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2165 posts, RR: 12 Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1814 times:
I was thinking about starting a thread myself but I guess this would do just fine.
Please disregard the first almost 1 min 15 seconds, because I am posting it only for humor. http://youtube.com/watch?v=-vjL6coyXrU
Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11949 posts, RR: 50 Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1760 times:
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
I don't understand how Bush is still in power. Bad news for the world, good news for people looking for entertainment.
Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
Nighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 4988 posts, RR: 38 Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1621 times:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "
Pawsleykat From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 1978 posts, RR: 14 Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1613 times:
That was really good. I have heard something like that before but it was about Tony Blair.
JG
First Class passengers are my favourites. They can't get any further forward without an ATPL.
Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20850 posts, RR: 55 Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1431 times:
Quoting VHVXB (Reply 19): What is find funny is that he just mentions GWB name and the audience starts laughing
It was similar in Germany with Helmut Kohl... he provided such an amount of "real satire" that it was often redundant to make things up for getting a laugh...!
But the video above really has some funny stuff beyond that!
AirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1384 times:
Quoting Pope (Reply 1): In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!
Please tell me you don't believe all of that because it is so absurd!
Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8): Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.
You are kidding. Aren't you?
If you think about it, if imports from Canada and Mexico are going down, then yes, more imports are coming from overseas. It just sounds funny when you don't think about the US' neighbors.
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