PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11124 posts, RR: 63 Posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2022 times:
It seems that at least here in the UK there are tonnes of bugs going about
I picked up a cold last week which appears to have turned into the flu, so I've had to miss lectures today which is a pain in the ass. Also, on Thursday I'm supposed to be going to Dubai and with the way I feel at the moment I'm not looking forwards to it.
Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60 Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1990 times:
I feel fit as a fiddle!
Usually by now, with the changeable weather, I ache, my nose does a passable impression of the Angel Falls and my head wants to part comapny with my neck.
But, this year, I seem to be pretty well and hopefully on line for a reasonably snot and pain free winter
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1984 times:
Quoting PlymSpotter (Thread starter): I picked up a cold last week which appears to have turned into the flu
Same here... Also had an allergic reaction to either the Paracetamol or Ibuprofen i was taking for my flu... Haha! Fun and Games!
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1982 times:
Well you must know I'm ill, I have the dreaded Man Flu! I had to go to the doctors for the first time in years it was so bad. I nearly got taken to the hospital on Thursday night as I had a really high temperature and couldn't stand but I didn't want to go!
Anyway turns out it's a viral infection but it's also given me diarrhoea. I've been keeping a log, no pun intended! My usual time is 11 minutes for reference.
This is taken from Thursday morning up until hmm, four hours ago. I believe I'm getting better!
Faustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0 Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1967 times:
I had a stomach virus 2 weeks ago. I felt very nausiated and I could not eat for 2 days. I am finally over it and I am glad.
Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
Daleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3184 posts, RR: 15 Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1959 times:
Yes!
About 3 weeks ago i developed a cough, has turned into an infection, had a cold along with the cough, shivers at night, cold to hot very quickly. Found out today at the doctors I have a viral infection. Got some antibiotics now.
And just to add insult to injury I fractured my knuckle, which is now in a cast!
Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
Airdolomiti From Italy, joined May 2003, 680 posts, RR: 10 Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1946 times:
I'm fairly ill, too - runny nose, a bit of a sore throat and I generally feel like crap. I'm now taking some medicine which seems to work, hopefully it won't develop into a flu as I have to take two exams at university this week.
Pawsleykat From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 1978 posts, RR: 14 Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1937 times:
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1927 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 8): This is taken from Thursday morning up until hmm, four hours ago. I believe I'm getting better!
You are utterly disgusting beyond belief - I can't believe you posted that. I think there should be a special cargo hold picture for people who post graphs of their intestinal distress !
I am not ill at all - us perfect people are rarely ill.
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1922 times:
I am not ill (fortunately) but I am suffering from a severe sleep deficit which makes me feel like crap despite I already drunk three cans of Red Bull.
But this is nothing new for a Monday, my weekends tend to be a bit extreme lately when it comes to party, drinking, and all the other stuff which makes the nights way too short.
British767 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2005, 284 posts, RR: 23 Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1889 times:
Quoting PlymSpotter (Thread starter): I picked up a cold last week which appears to have turned into the flu,
The dreaded Freshers' Flu! I had it last week, and am just coming out of it now.
25 Myt332: You'll need it unless my stool firms up.
26 Banco: Amazing how often the elderly say things like that when they're paranoid about some evil git euthanasing them, isn't it?
27 Kazzie: Yes.. I got sent home from work on Saturday after going very pale and temp kept changing and vision went funny.. Went back in today and the same thing
28 PlymSpotter: Tooooooo much informtation there Are you on sick pay though? Dan
29 Banco: You're not still reading his posts are you? I bypass them completely on the grounds that they're even more full of crap than normal...
30 Myt332: Cornish's little toe can tell better jokes than you.
31 PlymSpotter: To be honest I've never had a conversation with Cornish's little toe, so I wouldn't know
32 Myt332: Really? Usually that's the only part of him sober enough left to type so I'm sure you have!
33 Banco: One has to lower the intellectual calibre of the occasional jape to be sure that you can comprehend them. Haven't you got a bog to be sat on?
34 PlymSpotter: Sadly I think he's got a wireless laptop too though.
35 IFEMaster: Kim Jong-Il. He's mentally ill, I reckon.
36 Myt332: And I have a webcam too! MSN anybody? Banco, feel free to add me.
37 9V: I'll pass on that one - I've just had my dinner.
38 Carmenlu15: Same here (minus the Red Bull)... This whole going-to-bed-at-2:00-getting-up-at-5:45 for the last three weeks is killing me.
39 Banco: Are you feeling all lonesome since Leslie Grantham stopped talking to you?
42 PlymSpotter: Oh dear, is he still sat on the toilet? ....or is that why..... ah, ok, I' won't ask any further
43 Skidmarks: You, sir, are treading on very dangerous ground and if you persist I shall ally myself with the fat pseudo-Frog in Nice and pronounce a Fatwah on you
44 Banco: Oh joy. I'm being threatened by Steptoe and Son....
45 Legoguy: I thought I would come here and gloat like skidmarks and mention that for the first time in a while... I am NOT ill I feel great. Maybe it's because I
47 Skidmarks: Oi!! I know where Guatemala is and how to get there so you be careful young lady!!!!! Andy
48 JGPH1A: I wouldn't worry too much - everything on Skiddie's map west of the Azores is just blank, and says "Heere be Dragonnes".
49 Skidmarks: Dream on sausage muncher, I've been there, seen it, done it, sh****ed it and got the T-shirt! Andy
50 Myt332: What, you procreated with a dragon? I'm sure that is illegal.
51 JGPH1A: Not when Andy did it - pre-Columbian bestiality laws were notoriously lax.
52 Carmenlu15: Well, even if you found the way to my country, you wouldn't find me -- not even the post office can find my home in the middle of nowhere! Not in Den
53 Skidmarks: Not only that, I'm still living with her Andy
54 PlymSpotter: What a charming way to let AirPacific747 get into this thread
55 JGPH1A: Hehehe - the Great Dragon of the North Sea ! You are SO bad. Of course I will be printing this exchange so that I can show it to Goodwife Marks in Re
56 Carmenlu15: But if this is the dragon... ... what does that make you, Andy? Part of Customer Service, else he'd complain about feeling left out
57 Skidmarks: She wont consort with lowlives so I am quite safe there St George? Andy
58 JGPH1A: Clearly her standards improved AFTER she got married.
59 Kazzie: Will you all shhhh! My head hurts * Deep throats tablets*
60 Skidmarks: Oh the pictures that conjures up Andy
61 PlymSpotter: Now then, we must all speak very quietly from now on
63 BlueShamu330s: Mebbe someone already has; Skiddy, have you felt for a pulse recently ? How can you say Changeable weather and associate it with the IOM? It's always
64 Speedbirdie: I woke up this morning and could barely swallow.. Im sure that will get a few laughes here.. I hope to God im not coming down with anything...
65 Allstarflyer: Do you guys drink enough water over there? Or do some of you go the route of some Americans and trust your handy over-the-counter stuff like this? Ser
66 BlueShamu330s: Colonic Irrigation for Myt332 !!! Nurse, pass me the hose...... the big one...
67 Seb146: I have been battling something the last few days too. It has reached across the pond LOL GO CANUCKS!!
68 MainMAN: Oh you're not kidding. I had a chest infection/cold for a couple of weeks in September, I lost my hearing as usual, and now I've got a head cold. Two
69 Aerobalance: Oh come on now, suck it up, be tough!
70 MainMAN: No, we never ever dared even think about that.... What you need is some vanilla ice-cream, available from your local branch of any major supermarket
71 Skidmarks: Yes, join the ranks of the terminally despised, nasty Northern plebian! Ha!! Shows how much YOU know!! Apart from a day or two of rain, the weather h
72 BlueShamu330s: Apparently, the invasion of Manchester (via Liverpool Docks and the Manchester Ship Canal, with a brief stop at the Trafford centre en-route to buy u
73 PlymSpotter: Does this mean that there is a tanker load of hemroid cream heading towards the Isle of Man? Don't worry Andy, it's on its way
74 BlueShamu330s: And a large box of latex gloves & rubber bands
75 PlymSpotter: Children... its time to look away now
76 Skidmarks: Wimp! See, we don't even have to invade, the threat is enough! Andy
77 TheSunseeker: I'm having a bad cold as well. Plus on top of that my voice is kind of damaged, was stupid enough to go to a party all night Now I have a few hours to
78 Myt332: Thankfully my arse has returned to normal ops but I've got a bit of a hangover this morning. Does that count even though it's self inflicted?
80 Speedbirdie: Ok, now its my turn to be ill.. I was flying yesterday when I noticed I had a toothache. Well lets just say I've been up all night im pure raging agon
81 BlueShamu330s: That's your own stupid fault for not maintaining the alcohol level in your system to avoid such maladies !! Shamu
82 Cornish: That and the fact they couldn't find any uniform trousers to fit mutants with three legs
83 Myt332: I know, there's blood in my alcohol system! I'm a bad person not worthy of the grandest title to ever bestow a person; Northerner.
84 Kazzie: The A.net Ill people list.... Plymspotter - flu Myt332 - bad poo 53Sqdn - flu Kazzie - Laryngitis FLVILLA - Freshers flu Daleaholic - a petty cough Sp
86 Myt332: Do you want me to say nice things in your obituary or not?
87 PlymSpotter: I can add a throat infection to the list now Mind you the doctor gave me one of the best prescriptions yet! He told me not to bother with cough mixtur
88 Thom@s: Hooray, I feel fully recovered... Thom@s
89 BlueShamu330s: Just in time for winter hibernation !!
90 Cornish: Yes it must be at least -15 C and snowing by now in Norway
91 Skidmarks: +20C over here right now. I feel great - so long as the weather holds over the weekend! Andy
92 StrasserB: Just the double here in Dubai. Bernhard
93 FXramper: The A.net Ill people list.... Plymspotter - flu Myt332 - bad poo 53Sqdn - flu Kazzie - Laryngitis FLVILLA - Freshers flu Daleaholic - a petty cough Sp
94 Stratofish: Add me with amygdalitis. I hate antibiotics espec if they don't work well.
95 TedTAce: The kids and myself have been sick for the past few days, the ex-wife is playing 'dodge cold' as we speak.
96 Carmenlu15: I was feeling too friggin' tired and with a mild headache in the morning. Not really ill, but enough to warrant calling in sick at the job. Try penici
97 Aerobalance: Sh*t, just woke up with a sore throat and congestion - catching a cold, bite me!
98 Kmh1956: You all need to start taking vitamins, stop relying on air conditioners and heaters and get some fresh air!! Aside from the usual incredibly stupid se
99 Kazzie: Well... Im all better I been off work for 9 days Now, Im due back in tomorrow at 0400 and looking forward to it be honest! Yay!
100 Skidmarks: I am still fit, healthy, good looking and a fantastic............. ah, no. Too much info there!! Andy
101 BlueShamu330s: ............candidate for The Antiques Roadshow Shamurunningasquicklyaspossible
102 Skidmarks: You can run, but you cannot hide from the Manx Mafia!! Andy
103 PlymSpotter: So long as you don't run up hills, they don't like doing that, it puts too much strain on their hip replacements
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