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Who's Licked 9V..  
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1903 times:

batteries?

It's my brother's 5th birthday today and I got roped into getting up early to put batteries into his toys before school. This set of walkie talkies I got him uses 9V batteries and it just got me thinking back to when I was a kid and how I'd randomly find these 9V batteries in my lego tub and lick them to see if there was anything left in them? It was fun!

Didn't doing that kill somebody once though?

Anyway, batteries then, who dunnit and who has a dirty mind? The replies will tell...  Wink


One Life, Live it.
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User currently offlineLinco22 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1380 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1900 times:

I suspect Ian shall be on shortly....

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1891 times:

Been there, done that, remembered the tingly feeling on my tongue when I read what I knew was comming.

Quote:
Been there, done that, remembered the sensation on my tongue when I knew he was cumming.

Signed,

Aerowesty


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1885 times:

For a minute i thought this had all the makings of a Pe@rson thread. You get more and more like him every day  Wink

Sort of like Pe@rson Lite Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11616 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1885 times:

Yeap tried that, didn't get a sensation but I did get my tongue caught in the mental connections on the end... don't ask how I managed that  silly 

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1872 times:

I stuck my fingers in a light socket once. That gave me a tingle - well, a bloody great shock actually, but the principle is the same Big grin

Where's Ian? Probably down the docks looking for JGPH1A Big grin  stirthepot 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1861 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Where's Ian? Probably down the docks looking for JGPH1A

Well JGP won't be hard to spot that's for sure Big grin

Surely he's seen enough warnings on here to know thats not a good idea. But if an ageing French tranny with too much body hair and smelling of garlic is his idea of a good time who are we to disagree  yuck 



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

So you get your tingles from toys? Or 9V?

User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1838 times:

I've licked a 9V battery before. Wouldn't do it again. Oh for the days as a kid with my electronics set and my chemistry set.

The worst though was when I was messing around with my 1977 Mini Clubman.

I somehow managed to create a human arc between the HT leads/alternator and the chassis. That shock sent me a good few inches off the ground and gave me a funny coloured arm.

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 9):
gave me a funny coloured arm.

Goes well with the horns and the forked tail then Big grin  duck 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

He shall henceforth be known as Petit-Pe@rson...  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 10):
Goes well with the horns and the forked tail then

Ah, take the piss out of my injury would you!?

Well, I hear that you had a similar accident yourself Sir, whilst messing around with your first car...



 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11616 posts, RR: 60
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 7):
Well JGP won't be hard to spot that's for sure

I think he's moored at Wharf 7, next to the Queen Mary Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 12):
whilst messing around with your first car...

Where's the horses then? Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

I licked a 9V battery once when I was a lil tyke. I had no idea it was going to give my tongue a shock. Ouch!


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Where's the horses then?

Didn't you eat them?

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1806 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 16):
Didn't you eat them?

Only the female ones.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1798 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.  yuck 

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I think he's moored at Wharf 7, next to the Queen Mary

Unlike Cornish, I am not reduced to scouring rough sailorly haunts to secure my refined clientele. A discreet call to my unlisted Swiss phone number supported by a bank transfer or bullion shipment - that'll do nicely.


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1796 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.

Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1791 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 19):
Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.

Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !

So you're saying PlymSpotter is really better than Kirkie? Hmm, have you seen his hair?  Wink



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11616 posts, RR: 60
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !

Hang on, I thought Gkirk was Scottish  duck 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 19):
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.

Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.

Hmmm lets draw a list up of your pluses and minuses Myt.

So far on the plus side I'm struggling to get beyond.

1.) you're not from Scotland.
2.) you're not from Devon



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx

You've met Pe@rson then have you?

 Wink

Kieron747


25 Post contains images Cornish : That's not Kirkie's hair - those are tentacles
26 Myt332 : 3.) I'm what JGPH1A based his signature on. [Edited 2006-10-10 16:22:55][Edited 2006-10-10 16:23:24]
27 JGPH1A : I don't know how James could be a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx AND Michael O'Leary's illegitimate love
28 Post contains images Cornish : What the one he uses on his phonebox card you mean
29 Myt332 : No, I'm not a whale of a time really..
30 Post contains images PlymSpotter : My hair is perfectly beautiful, nothing like slimy tentacles Dan
31 JGPH1A : Urrgh - advertise as Le Petit Pe@rson ? Hardly like to drum up trade.
32 Post contains images Cornish : Or the other one that says "Goes down like the Torrey Canyon, and makes as much mess"
33 Post contains images Skidmarks : Oh, TENTACLES - I thought it said............Hehehe Andy
34 Post contains images Cornish : Oh. He meant YOUR hair ?
35 JGPH1A : Better than yours: "If you find it cheaper anywhere, double your money back !"
36 PlymSpotter : I wasn't too sure, so I thought I'd better just clarify, don't want there to be a misunderstanding now, lol.
37 Post contains images Cornish : Well i did suggest in a thread some time back that despite first appearances (one being a spotty student swot and the other being a drunken chav) tha
38 Myt332 : Well I did mean your hair but Cornish has the brain of an amoeba and he did cause a misunderstanding! Thick as a pasty he is.
39 Cornish : yes. Well since you started undercutting everyone............ Anyway aren't we supposed to be insulting Petit-P.
40 JGPH1A : Yes - but which is which ?
41 Post contains images Myt332 : I'm not liking this name, if you have a dirty mind like me, Petit-P is rather insutling.
42 Post contains images Cornish : I have you know my family tree shows us as having a long line of famous literary amoebii not to mention a few nobel science prize-winners
43 Post contains images Cornish : Well i've had no complaints about it up till now
44 Linco22 : I'll have to assume some of you have met each other....
45 Post contains links and images PlymSpotter : Would this be what you're thinking of Alex? Dan
46 Post contains images Cornish : Are you mad ?? Why on earth would I want meet this rabble in person. They're contageous for starters
47 Post contains images Myt332 : I've had the misfortune of meeting JGPH1A, Skidmarks, Plymspotter and Pe@rson. I offered to meet Cornish in FAB but he was too scared of my greatness
48 ThePRGuy : I do it when i help my dad re-battery his guitar pedals. He had the hilarious idea of asking me to check the charge on a dirty great SQUARE thing, wh
49 Post contains images Cornish : What even more insulting than being compared to Pe@rson?
50 Banco : Is it really? Damn, how unfortunate. Right everyone, listen carefully, calling him Petit-Pe@rson isn't going down very well, so unless you want to be
51 Post contains images Linco22 : Guys, you can't stand for that surely...
52 Post contains images Myt332 : I'll act American..........Why thank you Banco, much appreciated! Those old farts have trouble standing, apart from Plymspotter!  [Edited 2006-10-10
53 Post contains images Cornish : Dear oh dear. some people are so inconsiderate when they actually post something relevent to what the thread starter actually discussed
54 Post contains images PlymSpotter : ...and that would depend just how much I'd had to drink Two hey Alex, might not want to have let JGHP1A hear that, he'll be booking flights to Manche
55 Myt332 : Sugar yes, sorry about that fellow Alex! Blame these despots.
56 Post contains images Banco : But not any trouble standing for the drinks, it seems. Or is it that you're congenitally tight?
57 Post contains images Cornish : Well I thought FAB was JGP's pink pimpmobile - no wonder I ran a mile We could have suggested he was Scottish - far worse
58 Post contains images Myt332 : I'm not from Yorkshire if that's what you're asking. Alas I am partially Scottish.
59 Post contains images Banco : Then we'd have had to call him Pity-Pe@rson. Oh, hang on....
60 Banco : Doesn't matter. We know your age group. First in the pub, last to the bar the lot of you.
61 Post contains images AirPacific747 : I did that as a kid as well And I also found those batteries in my lego tub
62 Post contains images Cornish : It just keeps getting worse and worse for you doesn't it PP ? And then it'll be for a pint of WKDSnakebiteScrumpyandRedBull or something equally biza
63 Myt332 : Oi, I'll always offer to buy the first round although don't ask me to pay for another one in a few hours! Did we have a lot of 9V powered Lego stuff
64 Post contains images Myt332 : I have a high standard when it comes to drink. Stella!
65 Post contains images Banco : Bottle of Vimto and a bag of crisps for you then.
66 Post contains images Skidmarks : Perfect proof Petit-P is a chav if it was ever needed Andy
67 AirPacific747 : I had an electrical lego metro train, but I don't think the batteries came from the lego. Sometimes I mixed some other toys together with the LEGO wh
68 Post contains images Cornish : Is P.P. even old enough to be allowed in ??
69 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I just had a big white power pack full of AA batteries that I got with my Lego NASA shuttle. I didn't try licking that though Dan
70 Post contains images Myt332 : Just remind everybody who got upgraded to Club World on our flight back from YYZ a few months ago? Also you know I don't always drink just Stella. I
71 Post contains images Banco : Pfft. Some of us have actually paid for Club World you know. And First.
72 Post contains images Myt332 : Indeed, they are the ones with more money than sense. So it's about right!
73 Post contains images Banco : Or the ones sufficiently important for their companies to have more money than sense. It's well worth the money anyway. It keeps those of a higher im
74 Post contains images Skidmarks : Yes, and who came down to gloat only to find I was fast asleep, quite comfortable and happy? Andy
75 Post contains images Myt332 : I was very well behaved when I sat up on the top I'll have you know! I thought it was a rather shit product for what you were meant to pay though! Th
76 Banco : Yes, that's the usual way you can spot someone who's been upgraded.
77 Myt332 : Yep, suit gave it away. What's you point? Ner ner.
78 Post contains images Cornish : Yes thanks Those who ride up the front regularly wouldn't even consider walking down towards the smelly back of the plane For those of us who normall
79 Post contains images Myt332 : I was brought up to respect my elders and Skidmarks falls into that category so... Well he didn't have any today but there will be some on Sunday at
80 Post contains images Cornish : Er well he's everybodys elder of course Besides - where did you think the smell came from down there ? Hmm hope for your sake JGP doesn't read this o
81 Post contains images Banco : And more to the point, if there's any prospect that we won't be, then we're not going.
82 Post contains images Myt332 : Two hours passed and I only just noticed that now! Me too as we've only hired a B-52 hangar for the party and I fear we'd be lacking in room if he ca
83 Post contains images Cornish : Quite so - remember the stink over my second India trip. If i couldn't have a bed to sleep in how did they expect me to present the next day. Needles
84 Myt332 : I got club both ways, you, pooh brain! Oh wait, I've already used that one. Hmm, the Becks Vier is kicking in, hazar!
85 Post contains images Cornish : And every post since And in a scary parallel, in his desire to get there, whole towns will look like the aftermath of a B-52 bombload after JGPs trav
86 Myt332 : I saw! When I come up with something equally witty, I'll change yours too! Maybe that explains why LHR is such a mess!
87 Banco : If you will send the braincell out for a break... Skegness? Isn't that a ghastly northern place? The sort where those from Preston head off to on the
88 Post contains images Cornish : It would be awful wouldn't it. Imagine trying to sleep, only to be kept awake by the swishing noise of all those kagouls Although do you think the li
89 Myt332 : No it just got knocked out, that's the problem with not drinking for a while, you become as slow as Skiddy.
90 JAGflyer : I've heard of it but I dont have the guts (or the jolt) to try it. I just use a battery tester.
91 Banco : Not to mention the chaos of the cabin crew desperately trying to stop from getting outside so they can have a look at the number on the fuselage...
92 Post contains images 9V : I guess the thread starter.
93 Linco22 : The question is Ian, have you been licked?
94 Post contains images 9V : More times than I care to mention.
95 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Now that's political incorrectness if ever I have seen it! Dan
96 Post contains images AirPacific747 : No surprises there
97 Post contains images Skidmarks : Missed out big-time then Petit-P as I failed to wake up until the last time you took the long walk, just before we landed. The fat bastard on my left
98 Post contains images Banco : Oh dear. So you forgot to empty your colostomy bag then? Just admit you're a peasant and can't afford it.
99 Post contains images Skidmarks : Wotchit Toff, or I'll get my oppo's to "do your place over" and then I'll be the rich one! I'm a happy peasant though, even if I can't afford to fly
100 Post contains images Myt332 : Don't admit defeat. You simly don't travel in business class because you live on the IOM and really, what business class?
101 Post contains images Skidmarks : Theres more money in the IOM than there is in the whole of Lancashire and Yorkshire combined! Andy
102 Post contains images Myt332 : Well there's no money in Yorkshire so I'm not surprised. It's just a shame there is more class in my little finger than in the whole of the IOM and t
103 Post contains images Mhodgson : Just that none of it is yours - almost all illicit off shore accounts... tax dodgers
104 Post contains images Skidmarks : Jealousy will get you nowhere peasant!! Alas, however, you may be right. I am skinter than a skint thing and wondering whether Iceland will be a no g
105 Post contains images Myt332 : Try Netto or Aldi, they are even cheaper than Iceland. I on the other hand will continue to shop at Tesco.
106 Post contains images AirbusA346 : Andy you need to wtach the program called 'Skint' it is on BBC1 at 10:35, you might be able to learn some new things. Tom.
107 Post contains images 9V : I'm on it! I'm the guy taking the portable tv into cash converters.
108 Post contains images Myt332 : Don't lie, you're the guy running out of cash converters with the portable tv! This will then make your second BBC appearance after crime watch the o
109 Post contains images 9V : Nope, that was some guy in a brown suit.
110 Post contains images AirbusA346 : Tom.
111 JGPH1A : Tsk tsk - you people. When will you learn ? I do not frequent the dreaded scousish regions for anything, not even the prospect of jelly and cake (mmm
112 Post contains images Myt332 : I do not live near Liverpool, it is quite safe here in my affluent, not to be confused with effluent, area. Well, only a few years left until he pass
113 JGPH1A : Everything north of Watford is Scousish. Until you get to Scotland, where it becomes Land of the Hirstute and Incomprehensible Picts. Nevertheless it
114 Myt332 : Well I think we've nearly accomplished our task. Should we start taking bets or is that too cruel?
115 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Don't forget that Geordiland lies on the East coast, men as tough as nails there
116 JGPH1A : It's all incomprehensible scousish gibberish - much to difficult to try and actually differentiate between the native tribes. Flat caps and whippet p
117 Post contains images Skidmarks : Good idea!! Lets see, £180 return ferry fare, 4hrs each way on the ferry, Yep, good way to spend Saturday, goin gshopping in cheap shops! Stupid boy
118 Post contains images Banco : One can only conclude from Petit-Pe@rson's evident pride in that, that social climbing ain't what it used to be. By comparison, the better classes li
119 Linco22 : You guys are privilaged. I have MACE.
120 Post contains images Skidmarks : There is no hope, none whatsoever!! We're all doomeddddd!! Andy
121 Post contains images Cornish : Absolutely. Do you think they even have Waitrose in Petit-P's part of the world ? And in JGP's case, a LOT of servants are required to do the shoppin
122 Post contains images Cornish : And having to deal with all 200 of them asking if they could visit the cockpit. And lets be honest, Petit-P (or any other spotter for that matter) wo
123 Post contains images Myt332 : Does shopping online count? You know that I live just one postcode away from having NdebeleBev as our local Tesco delivery woman? How about that? Wha
124 Post contains images Skidmarks : Even the IOM has Waitrose - albeit in the guise of Shopshite. But you are talking about the underdeveloped North-West, where men are men and shopping
125 Post contains images Banco : I believe Petit-P thinks that Waitrose is what you say to the local chavette when trying to put the condom on... Hmm. No wonder the bloody thing does
126 Myt332 : As oposed to where Cornish, Banco and JGPH1A live where men are women quite apparently! It's ironic my first girlfriend many years ago was called Ros
127 Post contains images Cornish : Very good Banco, very good No. Not if you're a Northerner it doesn't. Merely suggests you're even lazier and lardier than the majority up there.
128 Myt332 : So I assume being Southern and getting a servant to do your shopping merely means you don't do it because you get too distressed at the fact you can'
129 Banco : The prosecution rests, m'lud. Doesn't "online" in the north merely mean filling in one of those forms that the local Kwiksave drops through the lette
130 Post contains images RobertNL070 : And that calls itself an aviation enthusiast
131 Myt332 : Quite the opposite. They are a type of urine served predominantly in the south of England in pubs at high rates of the pound sterling! Cider is anoth
132 Post contains images Cornish : Are you sure that wasn't just her user-name ?
133 Myt332 : You may have got your male mail order partner delivered via some website but I have some standards!
134 Post contains images Skidmarks : No, sorry, you have NO standards! If you insist on standing by this ridiculous statement I shall call for all the embaressing pictures to be shown! A
135 Myt332 : She wasn't Westjet, she was Canjet (with the boobs) and we did actually get her number so ner! Still, what embarrassing photos? Hmmm.
136 Banco : Fortunate for you that it appears some "girls" don't...
137 Post contains images Skidmarks : I am very sure that someone, somewhere out there in A.net land has a picture or two of you in a compromising/embarrasing situation!! C'mon people, co
138 Linco22 : Would we really want to see them? I mean judging by these posts, i'm slightly nervous...
139 JGPH1A : I have 11, just for shoes, and a couple for groceries and sundries. Just shouting at them all leaves me exhausted - you just can't get the staff thes
140 Myt332 : Battery powered? Owing to my enormous wealth if I ordered one of these dolls, I could at least afford the main powered version, It's slightly more li
141 Banco : Quite agree. One of them had the nerve to complain when he was flogged for not having sufficiently shiny shoes a couple of weeks back. Something abou
142 JGPH1A : Oh ! The base ingratitude. I hope you turned him off without a character, burned down his cottage and sold his children for medical experimentation.
143 Post contains images Cornish : Yes and when it comes to revolting we have Petit-P for starters I take it he did thank you for the flogging did he ? One of mine had the nerve to for
144 Myt332 : Only my brilliance. If it wasn't I'd illuminate the whole of the UK in a dazzling white light.
145 JGPH1A : That's just the weak Northern sunshine reflecting from your pale, suety skin.
146 Post contains images Cornish : Well if you did try to run yourself off the mains there'd certainly be some dazzling white light - perhaps not what you had in mind
147 Post contains images Skidmarks : He's already on the "licking batteries" stage. Surely plugging into the mains is not far off? Andy
148 Myt332 : Why would I want to plug myself into the mains? There's no acid there!
149 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Did your mother never teach you about liquids and mains electricity?
150 Post contains images Myt332 : She encouraged me to stick my wet fingers into the sockets regularly. I think she may not have loved me.
151 Post contains images Skidmarks : Didn't work then, you're still here! Andy
152 Myt332 : It's nice to see age isn't effecting your observational skills!
153 Post contains images Skidmarks : Up yours Loretta Petite Andy
154 Banco : Nice to see a recent education hasn't affected your English skills...
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