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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1444 times:

Get your cargo bays cued-up, because this morning, I joined the ranks of the NIMBY. Five years ago, the Mrs. and I graduated from apartment (albeit a very nice one) to single-family dwelling. We've spent thousands tweaking the place to make it to our taste (sprinkler system, replacing light fixtures, solar screens, harness over the master bed) and were planning to stay here for years to come.

A little over a year ago, the Houston area took delivery of a number of NOLA's finest citizens, whom we welcomed and invited to stay a while. Then, they went home, leaving behind the lazy, government-tit-suckling blights on society. Now FEMA is finally trying to cut the cord and is gradually stopping assistance for rent, light bills, food, plasma TVs, Hummers, 24" chrome wheels, etc. But these impoverished souls can't be expected to find housing on their own, so in steps HUD to the rescue! Huzzah!

A few months ago, the undeveloped land across the street from our neighborhood was cleared (got rid of all those pesky green trees, but that's another rant). Are we getting an upscale townhouse development? A home improvement Mecca (please don't jihad on me), such as Lowe's? A minimum-security halfway house for the criminally insane?

We should be so lucky.

We're getting The Meadowlands Apartment Community. HUD housing. Refugee warehousing. A headquarters for nightly expeditions into the surrounding community to rape, plunder and assimilate into the surrounding neighborhoods. Just as I was feeling confident my Vietnamese neighbor children would make it through high school without joining a gang and adopting urban vernacular, we're told a state prison prep school is being erected within shouting distance. We envision our appraisal value reversing its trend and pulling a Greg Louganis, rendering our potential resale value enough to get us a dandy single-wide in East Bumfeck. I'm just thankful we sprung for Lojack in the Lexus.

 irked 

Now, if you'll excuse me, we have some house hunting to do. Say, Pep, how's the North Slope?

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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8702 posts, RR: 43
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1425 times:

Now THAT sucks... good luck!

Taking a large group of people and putting them together in a gov't-financed building without much to do during the day is one of the worst ideas I can think of, especially if many of them are healthy young men. Bored boys in large groups mean trouble.



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1399 times:

Damn, I feel for you.

The only thng that's going right for me is that all the houses in my neighborhood are selling for over $250,000 and not moving. I'll be able to put mine out for $235, make $110K after paying off the mortgage (before debts). I will still have a few dollars left after the divorce.


User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1369 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
We're getting The Meadowlands Apartment Community. HUD housing. Refugee warehousing. A headquarters for nightly expeditions into the surrounding community to rape, plunder and assimilate into the surrounding neighborhoods.

Wasn't there a public hearing on this project? Not a good thing to place an apartment complex right on top of a residential area, watch the crime rate go up, and watch the home values drop. Just not a good trade off.


User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4870 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1323 times:

Went through a similar experience in Ottawa. My house there is in a great, quiet residential area on the edge of quite a large, established Jewish community. Then the good ole gov stepped in and now the other side of the street somewhat resembles Mogadishu.

YOWza



12A whenever possible.
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4532 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
harness over the master bed

 rotfl 

Robert



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
I'm just thankful we sprung for Lojack in the Lexus.

And time to get your Concealed Handgun License if you don't already have it!


User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1258 times:

Bet your local Wal-Mart protestors are kicking themselves now.

User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1222 times:

Quoting AirCop (Reply 3):
Wasn't there a public hearing on this project?

There was, but I didn't know about it. Apparently, our neighborhood's civic association rolled-over or just plain ignored it. It took the mostly-wealthy suburb city down the street to put up some form of resistance.

Quoting Queso (Reply 6):
And time to get your Concealed Handgun License if you don't already have it!


I'm a piggy, remember? I gots me some gats. To show you what a romantic I am, for her birthday in March, I gave the little wifey a CHL class. Now, she packs Glock and puts 'em all in the 10 ring at 10 yards.  Wow!

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 7):
Bet your local Wal-Mart protestors are kicking themselves now.

They succeeded in another parcel of land on the other side of the 'hood. Now there's another apartment complex.

Quoting Aloges (Reply 1):
Taking a large group of people and putting them together in a gov't-financed building without much to do during the day is one of the worst ideas I can think of, especially if many of them are healthy young men. Bored boys in large groups mean trouble.

 checkmark  Precisely why our department has started Katrina Squads.


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1215 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 8):
Quoting AirCop (Reply 3):
Wasn't there a public hearing on this project?

There was, but I didn't know about it

The government has regulations that mandate a mix of housing for any development or the payment by the developer to place those houses elsewhere. I have been involved in several multi-family residential projects. There are some where the financing provided will require the builder to create several low-income houses next to higher income units. One that I did required the owner to hand over 20% of his land for the development of low-income housing.

It is true, however, that higher income residential areas can usually fight and skirt those requirements. There are plenty that have done so in the SMF area.


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1180 times:

Hey think of the benifits....You an now go home for lunch every day as you will be spending all your time there arresting people.....Maybe a little nooner with the Mrs. perhaps.....

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1172 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
Say, Pep, how's the North Slope?

Wet and no place you wanna live . . . we do have some very nice places in Anchorage at the moment. Something pretty decent around the $325K range. A nice condo around $200K.

Sell your house now and get out, either that or wall the place up and stock up on ammo.

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 9):
The government has regulations that mandate a mix of housing for any development or the payment by the developer to place those houses elsewhere.

Tough shit, I'm with IAH777 here, if I WANTED a crack house next door I'd buy in that neighborhood . . .


User currently offlineNWOrientDC10 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1404 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1168 times:
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I feel bad for you IAH  Sad

Ever feel like your being punished?

I am sorry for you but hey, this may be a blessing in disguise.

Things happen for a reason. Maybe a good thing will happen from moving from there.

Good Luck

Russell



Things aren't always as they seem
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1141 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 11):
Tough shit, I'm with IAH777 here, if I WANTED a crack house next door I'd buy in that neighborhood . . .

I understand where he comes from, and I agreed with him that if he were in a richer neighborhood, this problem would not be occurring. I was merely pointing out that this development is probably to comply with some law.

I have not bought many homes, but the ones that I have bought (into my second home) have been in established developments with no infill around for any surprises.

This still sucks, though.

(I do happen to live about three blocks away from a nasty area)


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1081 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 9):
The government has regulations that mandate a mix of housing for any development or the payment by the developer to place those houses elsewhere. I have been involved in several multi-family residential projects.

A group of residents from the surrounding area protested to some government board who replied (basically), "We're doing it whether you racist motherf&#kers like it, or not."

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 10):
Hey think of the benifits....You an now go home for lunch every day as you will be spending all your time there arresting people.....Maybe a little nooner with the Mrs. perhaps.....

I'm graveyard, so a nooner for me is around 0300.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 11):
if I WANTED a crack house next door I'd buy in that neighborhood . . .

 checkmark 

Quoting NWOrientDC10 (Reply 12):
Ever feel like your being punished?

All the time, but we're into the naughty stuff, so spankings are quite normal.  Wow!

Quoting NWOrientDC10 (Reply 12):
Maybe a good thing will happen from moving from there.

I'm hoping for a nympho Texans cheerleader as a new neighbor.  yes 


User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1081 times:

I appreciate what you are saying. If I was you, I would be looking for a new home too.

Good luck.


User currently offlineMelpax From Australia, joined Apr 2005, 1601 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1073 times:

This also happens here........ Before the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, there were rumors being spread that the NSW government was going to clear the notorious Sydney suburb of Redfern (very rough part of town) and move the residents to the regional city of Albury (on the Victoria/New South Wales border) - this was just a rumor though, however not before people in Albury (some of my family members included) were selling up & moving to Melbourne while they thought their homes were still worth something.


Essendon - Whatever it takes......
User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1068 times:

Quoting Melpax (Reply 16):
notorious Sydney suburb of Redfern (very rough part of town)

Bit over board mate, I'd lock my car doors in Albury or Refern.


User currently offlineMelpax From Australia, joined Apr 2005, 1601 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Quoting Wunala (Reply 17):
Bit over board mate, I'd lock my car doors in Albury or Refern.

True.............



Essendon - Whatever it takes......
User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1049 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
HUD housing. Refugee warehousing.

 laughing  laughing  laughing  laughing  laughing  laughing  laughing 

Now wait for the wrath of the a.net NOLA mafia. Anything critical of the "American Venice" invites all sorts of personal attacks.


User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1041 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 19):
Now wait for the wrath of the a.net NOLA mafia.

.....in this thread?! Sorry, chief.....ain't happening  wink . HUD wants to go build housing in Houston, who are we to tell them no?

But if you're looking for the 'refugees' to come back here on their own free will, don't hold your breath. Especially if they've glommed onto HUD housing, which, as we all know, is federally funded, not local, which means they're not tied to New Orleans.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1020 times:

In an unprecedented act of humility, I admit I was nearly correct in my original rant. I stated that it was HUD delivering this blight on our neighborhood when in reality it is the Texas Dept of Housing and Community Affairs.

Quoting Pope (Reply 19):
Now wait for the wrath of the a.net NOLA mafia. Anything critical of the "American Venice" invites all sorts of personal attacks.

Nein, mein dummkopf. On the contrary, I mentioned that NO's desirables went back leaving the sludge that wafted west with them.


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1017 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
I'm graveyard, so a nooner for me is around 0300.

so the next question is she grumpy when you wake her at 3 am? give it a try and see what happens.

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 22):
so the next question is she grumpy when you wake her at 3 am? give it a try and see what happens.

I have to wake her?  zzz   splat 


User currently offlineGilligan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 9):
The government has regulations that mandate a mix of housing for any development or the payment by the developer to place those houses elsewhere.

Houston is a developers city. They seem to be able to build just about anything, just about anywhere.

One thing I will say, when we moved down here 3 years ago we quickly figured out that the best apartment complexes were the ones we made too much money to live in. So, that being said, the quality of the people living there won't be too high but I bet the place will look like a taj mahal.


25 Greasespot : Nope but what if you wake here when you wipe off with her hair before going back to work. Would she be mad then? I know i cannot believe i just said
26 AndesSMF : That has been my understanding about Houston for a long time. To clarify, I have also been involved in HUD residential projects. HUD will provide you
27 Post contains images IAH777 : My marriage proposal is still on the table.
28 Post contains images Greasespot : I almost spit my coffee on my PC this morning....,. You could not keep up with me.....or I could just be all talk... Also See if you were tio wake me
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