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 Student Prooves Hell Is Frozen Over....
 DeltaDC9 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 2844 posts, RR: 4Posted Thu Oct 12 2006 15:46:01 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

 Thought this was funny: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) Or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of theirbeliefs using Boyle's Law: (Gas cools when it expands and heats when it is Compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First,we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the Increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby Proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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 NWOrientDC10 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1404 posts, RR: 4 Reply 1, posted Thu Oct 12 2006 17:10:33 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1658 times:

 RE: Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic? (by Bobster2 Jul 22 2006 in Non Aviation)?searchid=1305848&s=hell#ID1305848 I would guess that hell is exothermic because the universe (outside of hell) is infinite, therefore the heat given off would be dispersed. The temperature of the universe is only about three kelvins or so. Good Day   Russell
 Things aren't always as they seem
 TPAflyer From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 92 posts, RR: 0 Reply 2, posted Thu Oct 12 2006 21:24:45 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1581 times:

 Quoting DeltaDC9 (Thread starter): "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true

 Quoting DeltaDC9 (Thread starter):thereby Proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Thats awesome, how would you give a student credit for any answer though? Its not like anyone knows.

 NeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted Thu Oct 12 2006 22:15:38 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1544 times:

 That was pretty damn funny. And the guy wrote it in such a good way, sounding all smart while just getting across the point that he was tagging a chick the night before.
 RichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted Thu Oct 12 2006 22:20:16 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1540 times:

 Also a good one is the answer a student gave in a philosophy exam to the question 'Why?' - he/she answered 'Why not?' and got full marks.
 KaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12300 posts, RR: 34 Reply 5, posted Thu Oct 12 2006 22:31:16 UTC (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1522 times: AIRLINERS.NET CREWFORUM MODERATOR

 http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp Still a funny read though
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