Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47 Posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1271 times:
I have a hristmas party coming up where we are going to have a gift exchange. I want to get something really cheesy, off the wall, and totally useless. I don't want anything crass, rude, or offensive. Just something that, when opened, the recipient will have that "Why me? What the deuce am I going to do with this?" look.
Last year, I got an Elvis poster and a box of assorted jams and jellies from Hickory Farms.
But I just can't think of anything good this year.
Any suggestions? remember, it has to be totally useless, non-offensive, and cost under $30.
Bernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1255 times:
One of those ridiculous inflatable NFL chairs. Oh wait, those pieces of turd are 4 easy payments of $19.99.
84lb fruit cake.
Soft core porn.
Pet toys for a pet the recipient doesn't own.
Whatever you give, act offended when they mock it. Pretend that you meant it as a sincere gift.
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USAir1489 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 367 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1227 times:
Get one of those golf balls that when you hit it, it goes in like many different directions or flies back towards you. I got one for my brother-in-law when I was in San Diego and he got a good laugh at it!
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