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Need A Gag Gift. Any Suggestions?  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

I have a hristmas party coming up where we are going to have a gift exchange. I want to get something really cheesy, off the wall, and totally useless. I don't want anything crass, rude, or offensive. Just something that, when opened, the recipient will have that "Why me? What the deuce am I going to do with this?" look.

Last year, I got an Elvis poster and a box of assorted jams and jellies from Hickory Farms.

But I just can't think of anything good this year.


Any suggestions? remember, it has to be totally useless, non-offensive, and cost under $30.

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User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1255 times:

The Clapper.
Chia Pet.
One of those ridiculous inflatable NFL chairs. Oh wait, those pieces of turd are 4 easy payments of $19.99.
84lb fruit cake.
Soft core porn.
Pet toys for a pet the recipient doesn't own.
Cataract sunglasses.
Giant underwear.
Whatever you give, act offended when they mock it. Pretend that you meant it as a sincere gift.



Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

Well I think I can rule out the porn and the underwear. This is for WORK!

User currently offlineMilldoh From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1251 times:

Possibly the best gag gift I have ever seen: A series of Richard Simmons videos.

User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1244 times:

Matt D, is it a blind gift exchange or do you have a 'victim' in mind. Can you share his/her personality a bit? That might help.




"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

It's a "blind" exchange. I don't have a particular victim in mind.

User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1235 times:

fruitcake

User currently offlineUSAir1489 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 367 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

Get one of those golf balls that when you hit it, it goes in like many different directions or flies back towards you. I got one for my brother-in-law when I was in San Diego and he got a good laugh at it!

Steve



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User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

I would have to go with the Chia Pet. It's definitely useless.


Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
User currently offlineFlyCMH From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 2293 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (13 years 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1212 times:

Definitely a Chia Pet. Either that or a salad shooter.

User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1210 times:

Oxy-clean or Orange-glo or stuff willy mayes or whatever that guy's name is sells on TV.
"long live your laundry w/oxy clean!"


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