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Stupidest Thing You Have Ever Done On A Plane  
User currently offlineAirplanenut From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 654 posts, RR: 0
Posted (12 years 8 months 6 days ago) and read 1912 times:

Just answer the question... here is mine:

(El Al flt#18, KEWR-LLBG, 747-458, 4X-ELA)

I wanted to read while on the ground so I hit the light button above me 50 times... to no avail, it didn't work.

The flight attendant comes to ready to kill me... i look up... that was the call button, oops!!!  Innocent

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Jeremy


Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
36 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineFlpuck6 From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 2122 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 6 days ago) and read 1805 times:

Ok, maybe not stupid, but embarassing. I felt like I was going to hurl after eating a cheese omelette for b-fast on the plane. I got up and tried to make my way to the lav as fast as I could but ended up letting it go in the middle of the galley. Fortunately, it was on the linoleum part (i.e. not in the aisle). EW.

Some pax are completely clueles when they sit in the wrong seat or think they're in your seat because they're looking at the WRONG boarding pass.



Bonjour Chef!
User currently offlineJj From Algeria, joined Jun 2001, 1227 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 6 days ago) and read 1798 times:


(Varig Flt#RG944 florianopolis-buenos aires (EZE)

Meal was being served, and there was a choice of meat and pasta. I wa seated in row 17 of the boeing 737-300. When the FA reaches the seat before me, and the passenger asks for pasta, he is told that there is no more (that's what I thought to have heard).

So when he reaches me, before he can talk to me, I say: (yelling)

" I'm sure you can get me pasta. I'm by no means gonna eat that sort of thing that you call meat, and that is really a whole bunch of insects!, so you better find me pasta eh!, 'coz if not my complains are gonna be heard even in Madagascar."

He says: "But.."

And i interrupt him: "But nothing!! or if not I'm gonna be in charge for you to be fired" ( I can't believe I was so crazy"

Then he says: " We don't have any more meat, but we have more than 10 trays with the pasta choice.


User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 6 days ago) and read 1795 times:

I took lifevest from the airplane hehehe and then when I was changing terminals I was caught while they X-Ray my carry on laguage hehehe
It was so embarassing hehehe

Anyway, I have collection of lifevest containing more that 15 different airlines.  Big grin

I never took any from the aircraft. Some of them I bought on eBay some of them I've got while working as a ramp agent (old vests from storage).

After what happened I never ever took from the airplane even safety card or napkin hehehehe


Advice - If you ever take any lifevest (but dont do it hehehe) and you have to change terminal. Take out the bullets with air hehehehe

Silly my  Big grin




User currently offlineAmerica West From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1768 times:

I was walking down the jetway to board the US 752 and I got my foot stuck between the aircraft and the floor of the jetway.

My mom once got stuck in the lavatory of an American Airlines MD-80. She closed a curtain in the door (or something like that) and she couldn't get it open again.


User currently offlineTguman From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 431 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1768 times:

Once, when i was asleep on the airlplane (not exactly asleep but in that groggy waking-up stage) and I had to fart. I thought it was going to be a silent one, however it wasn't and my mom ( she was sitting 8 rows in front) heard it. The old couple behind me moved to a different seat farther in the back. Good thing it was an empty flight on an AA A300.
TGUMAN



Life is a Mine Field.
User currently offlineAirplanenut From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

One person who was on my tour had an inicident on the flight home...

for the record... we left at 12:18am and landed at 4:26am

The guy next to him got so sick he barfed across 3 seats... yes, 3 seats. EWWWWW

Jeremy



Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1764 times:

This is based on an old joke, but it's a good one.  Smile

I was on a BA 767 last year, and it got very bumpy towards the end. There was a middle-aged woman next to me who was obviously a little scared of flying. The turbulance didn't really help her. Anyway, I decided to be cruel, so i started visibly praying, crossing myself, saying "hail mary" etc...the woman said "oh, are you catholic?" I said (totally dead-pan, of course) "no, i'm the Boeing cheif test pilot". I looked out of the window, winced and shut the shade quickly and then resumed the praying with my eyes tightly shut. I can only guess the woman's responce....... Smile



Ok, ok, that was a bit too cruel


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1750 times:

oh you naughty naughty naughty person!

Well, i barfed while waiting for the toilet, what was worse was that my seat was the one just in front of it, so i could've just used the barf bag!

Other than that, while flying alone i read 'flights to disaster', which scared the hell outta everyone else, i read out interesting parts that described the phase of the journey we were in Big grin

When i go to Canada i'll read it and get my folks to take a picture hehehe.

Regards

Dan


User currently offlineFlyCMH From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 2277 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1717 times:

I was on a USAirways flight between Pittsburgh and San Diego traveling with my younger brother. The flight attendants passed out the snack mix to my brother who was sitting on the aisle seat, me sitting in the middle seat, and the person next to me sitting at the window. My brother opened his bag of snack mix effortlessly while I fumbled around with mine. I tried pulling on it, tearing it, biting it off, but I couldn't get the blasted thing open. My brother offered his assistance, to which I sneared, "I think I can open up the bag myself." So grabbed two sides of the bag and pulled. The bag completely exploded, sending shards of pretzels, bagel bits, and cheese sticks raining on me, my brother, the person at the window seat, and the people seated behind and infront of me. There was a moment of scilence as my face turned beet red, and then all of us started to laugh. I looked inside what was left of the small plastic bag to find some salt and pretzel parts. The flight attendant did give me another bag of snack mix though.

User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

One time while deplaning I turned to look at the cute FO and almost fell on my ass as he said "Goodbye."

Last week I went in the bathroom on an ERJ and put soap all over my hands to wash them. Then I pushed the faucet and realized there was no water. It wasn't really stupid on my part because it's usually safe to assume there will be water, but it was still yucky.


User currently offlineThe Paul From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1697 times:

LOL Sophie!  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5006 posts, RR: 21
Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1698 times:

My friend and I were travelling STL-JAN and he tried to tip the FA when she brought him a beer. I sunk in my seat with shame.


Next Up: STL-LGA-RIC-ATL-STL
User currently offlineAgnusBymaster From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 652 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1686 times:

My carry on fell out of the overhead bin and hit flight attendant on her head...

Fortunately, it was lightly packed!


User currently offlinePPGMD From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2453 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1679 times:

Let SAL fly the plane.


At worst, you screw up and die.
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

Airplanenut-

That's so FUNNY! I laughed so hard! I can't believe this guy barfed 3 seat across!! Wow! Eww!

Big777jet


User currently offlineAirplanenut From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1645 times:

And then there was my Amsterdam-Newark flight in April...

Continental 757, 6 across. the "non bumpy" flight was hardly not turbulent. I was sitting in between my mom and this fat guy trying to do y homework. It is really hard to get a 5 pound text book, a spiral bound notebook and a pam pilot as a calculator on that little tray.

To the fat guy. A little drunk? I think so... here is what he drank:

THREE (3) 16oz. Beers
TWO (2) Small bottles of wine (maybe 10-16oz)
THREE (3) Scotch Whiskeys...

And he was wheezing away like there was no tomorrow. I was abou to tell the FA thta he was making me drunk wheezing all over me... Then I thought, 2 more hours to go, and then the fun, nortoiously bumpy 22L approach to KEWR... and the worst thing... no pics from international baggage claim. so no shots of the SAS Star Alliance 763 :-(

Jeremy

PS- During the head of mad cow, this was my agricultural check in the US:

him "were you on any farms"
me "umm.... no..."
him "have a nice day!!!"



Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
User currently offlineAerialpingpong From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 103 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1639 times:

Carried 25 tarantulas in my hand luggage from CPH-EWR on SAS Big grin

User currently offlinePaulc From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1490 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1633 times:

Coming back from Athens BA707 in 1979 - the inflight meal did not agree with me at all - luckly we were sat at the back of the plane so as we taxied it i ran to the toilet - only just making it too!

Came back to my seat looking a bit pale and coughing a bit from the smell - just after we stopped the rear passenger door opened to let some officals on - the first thing one said was "f*** me who's died in here then'

opps !!



English First, British Second, european Never!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 19, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1616 times:

Get off.  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 20, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1606 times:

I have this hang-up about cracking my head on the overhead bins. I'm 6'3" so you'd think I'd be in a perpetual 'duck' in an aircraft, however, I do it every other flight. It really pisses me off.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineLeftseat86 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1600 times:

1.I accidentally pissed in the sink rather than the toilet on an Air France 747. Boy the altitude sure can mess you up! Big grin

2.I opened up a Lav once to find an FA adjusting her bra!!! Guess even after all those years she still couldn't figure out how to close the door! (again AF 744)

3.Went to the galley, got a coke, and while returning to my seat, we hit some clear air turbulence, and, well the guy in the seat I had decided to hold onto stayed sticky till after landing...

4.My dad asked for a menu on a Coach Delta flight from DFW to MIA. The FA said "sandwich", but he insisted on having a choice. Finally, she said "Look sir, it's either sandwich or no sandwich, you choose!" to which he replied that he wasn't hungry anyway...

 Smile


User currently offlineLortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 11
Reply 22, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1598 times:

2. I opened up a Lav once to find an FA adjusting her bra!!! Guess even after all those years she still couldn't figure out how to close the door!

...or her bra size.


User currently offlineLeftseat86 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

LOL Lortab... Big grin I didn't see much, as the light wasn't on

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 24, posted (12 years 8 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1593 times:

" didn't see much, as the light wasn't on"

Women prefer to have the lights off  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
25 Dreamexpress : Had sex! So far its a 737, 747, 757, L1011, DC10, MD11, A320, A340. Still waiting to do a B727, 767, 777 and A330. God i'm sad!
26 Fightingfalcon : Your username really fits to you...
27 Notar520AC : I was getting out of the Lav on a 757, and the door wouldn't open so I gave it my shoulder, and it just so happened an FA was walking right by when I
28 Mls515 : I knocked my glass of pop off the armrest table thing on one of AA's 56 seat F100s. I let out a big "F---" but the aircraft noise thankfully drowned i
29 Continental : I never really had anything happen to me. I crawled over my whole family on a Lufthansa A340 flight from ORD-MUC 6 times! Also on that flight (it was
30 Lewis : 1.I was flying back to Athens on the 28th of October from LHR on an Olympic A300-600R. I was carrying with me 8 Cadbury Chocolate bars (1kg each) and
31 Airplanenut : Lewis... That's enough humor to get me through my chemistry homework... so ill go do that now. Jeremy
32 Post contains images EGFF : hmm, well.....maybe not so much embarassing but i did feel guilty when i was walking down the isle and i clunked some bloke on the head with my elbow!
33 Iainhol : The funniest thing on one of my flights was going form LHR-EWR when I was 15. I was sitting at an exit row (AA 767), and chatting to the guy next to m
34 JetBlue26 : I was going to Florida and I was sitting next to my best friend (we were about 10 years old) and we started ripping open those little packets of salt
35 WhiskeyNovembr : Didn't happen to me, but I heard a good story about a guy on a trans-Atlantic flight who was unable to sleep on airplanes. Several hours into the fli
36 Post contains images RoyalDutch : My math teacher ad friends who decided to play a prank on the F/A. They were on a 737, and the three of them had a row. The guy by the window pullud o
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