Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger  
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3642 posts, RR: 4
Posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1948 times:

Holy crap this woman has issues. She thought the operator was gonna send the cops down to a Burger King because they made her western burger wrong.  butthead   rotf   rotf   rotf 

http://video.sympatico.msn.com/v/en-...7/81&p=ENCAcomedy_ENCAstupidvideos


Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
12 replies: All unread, jump to last
 
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 1, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1933 times:

.....I would think most sane people would wait until AFTER eating Burger King before calling 9-1-1..... vomit 

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1922 times:

She should have gotten it at Mr. Tasty on Church Street. That's one fantastic burger.

Signed,

LHMark


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1913 times:

OMG, people are amazing. That is absolutely. I suggest to all read any of Bill Bryson's books (hey Bill, Im your biggesst fan!), hes on a lifelong crusade against stupidity clike this....

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1901 times:

OMG, i like totally recognize with that!! I just wanted my whataburger!!

Signed,
Garri767


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1901 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 3):
I suggest to all read any of Bill Bryson's books (hey Bill, Im your biggesst fan!), hes on a lifelong crusade against stupidity clike this...

Except perhaps "A Short History of Nearly Everything", as it doesn't really deal so much with the stupid as it does the scientifically unbelievable.

Fantastic writer by all counts, though.


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1894 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 5):
Except perhaps "A Short History of Nearly Everything", as it doesn't really deal so much with the stupid as it does the scientifically unbelievable.

Fantastic writer by all counts, though

I agree, but in that one he does point out stupid scientists..... Excellent book!

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineHalcyon From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1877 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 5):
Fantastic writer by all counts,

They made us read and article "Your New Computer" by him in college and it was great! Love the guy.


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 6 months 5 days ago) and read 1867 times:

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 7):
They made us read and article "Your New Computer" by him in college and it was great! Love the guy.

Its in 'Im a stranger here myself', its got a bunch of his magazine artlicles, and theyre all great!!

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineHalcyon From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 6 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 8):
Its in 'Im a stranger here myself', its

I think I might look up some of his books and buy some. He seems most excellent, like Pat McManus and the type. Now...I suppose I'll start with Amazon.  Smile

Cheers,
Lucas


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 6 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1831 times:

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 9):
I think I might look up some of his books and buy some. He seems most excellent, like Pat McManus and the type. Now...I suppose I'll start with Amazon.

Hes coming out with a new one in a couple of days
get all of them, theyre great!! the only books ive ever laughed out loud at! he is the master of dry humour, hell take everyday things and write a sentence or to about them, a classic observation of the normal, and it will be hilarious. I love it!

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1796 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (7 years 6 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

I think she's bored and just found something to fill her time.
I was at an hospital some time ago and I could hear doctors being paged on the PA all the time, like

Dr Moore, Dr Tom Moore, 1421

I was pretty close to lifting up the phone and calling 1421 and pretending that I was Dr Moore, and see what comes out of it. Maybe i could get the nurse to give the patient a green tea injection...



rolf
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1731 times:

Quoting YYZflyer (Thread starter):
Holy crap this woman has issues. She thought the operator was gonna send the cops down to a Burger King because they made her western burger wrong.

This has been around for at LEAST a couple of years..


Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Woman Calls 911 'Cause The Ketchup Wasn't Free posted Tue Sep 2 2003 08:34:10 by JAL777
Stupid 999 Calls (911 For The Yanks) posted Mon Dec 17 2001 06:46:06 by Hkgspotter1
Woman Runs Over Brothers Over A Golfball? posted Tue Dec 7 2004 20:26:55 by BCAInfoSys
The Wife Freaks Out Over A Snake (pic) posted Thu Nov 16 2006 23:10:59 by Tom in NO
What's That Coming Over The Hill? posted Tue Nov 14 2006 15:41:54 by Runway23
Is This Woman For Real?! posted Thu Nov 9 2006 23:25:53 by AirPacific747
Where Are The Calls For Recounts? posted Thu Nov 9 2006 22:06:56 by RJdxer
Military Times Calls For Rumsfeld's Resignation posted Sat Nov 4 2006 02:21:01 by Rsmith6621a
Columnist Coulter In Hot Water Over Voting posted Thu Nov 2 2006 04:11:29 by Luv2fly
When Summer's Over - Turn On The Lights (pics) posted Tue Oct 31 2006 02:25:48 by NoUFO