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User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1736 times:

1) Have Sex with whoever you can, whenever you can (unless you are married or in a relationship).
2) Don't stay in relationships you know are wrong - they don't get beter.
3) The safe route is always the boring one.
4) Love (if it is real) beats money and experience in the long run.
5) Until you are about 25, you can do almost anything and survive it.
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.
7) The past is a memory, the future is a guess - only the present exists.
8) Don't wait for things to get better - they never do. They just stay the same unless you change them.
9) Worrying what other people think is a tyranny that oppresses your spirit. Fuck 'em!
10) Alcohol and Weed Do NOT mix, one toke and you'll be on a one way train to Chunderville... (Thanks Kyle!)

Very Fitting i belive...

[Edited 2006-10-18 02:04:07]


Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
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User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1734 times:

excellent with thos Kaddyuk....however, may i add the unbreakable rule #10?

Of course i can!

#10) marijuana and alchohol dont mix!! Trust me.....

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineJetMech From Australia, joined Mar 2006, 2699 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1731 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
9) Worrying what other people think is a tyranny that oppresses your spirit. Fuck 'em!

That's the spirit Kaddyuk, well said  biggrin !



JetMech split the back of his pants. He can feel the wind in his hair.
User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10048 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1731 times:
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Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 1):
#10) marijuana and alchohol dont mix!! Trust me.....

Ummmm......that rule is oh-so-breakable.  Smile

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.

Can't argue with that one.



"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1704 times:

I dont agree with N.1 , simply because to have sex, you have to try first, and sometimes to try can ruin a date.
Oh, also, bad sex with ugly and stupid girls... unless you have no problems with changing your mind in the middle of the act and thoughtlessly kicking her out of the house. I dont do this.



rolf
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1698 times:

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 4):
I dont agree with N.1 , simply because to have sex, you have to try first, and sometimes to try can ruin a date.
Oh, also, bad sex with ugly and stupid girls... unless you have no problems with changing your mind in the middle of the act and thoughtlessly kicking her out of the house. I dont do this.

The point is, if its on the cards... dont pussy out... make sure you do the deed when its available to you...



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1693 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 5):
The point is, if its on the cards...

How can you tell that Big grin
Girls have this "reputation" thing and they'll hardly give any clear signs. If they're giving "clear signs" then they're most probably just messing with your brains.



rolf
User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1689 times:

My favorite was always "The 11 Rues of Life", which were originally attributed to Bill Gates but actually written by one Charles Sykes. They're posted iin our senior classrooms. Parents on the board will appreicate these:
Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13120 posts, RR: 12
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

Many years ago, country-western singer Tom T. Hall had a song in which he notes the 4 most important things in life. They were:
Faster Horses
Younger Women
Older Whiskey
and
More Money


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1662 times:

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 3):
Ummmm......that rule is oh-so-breakable.

Oh my goodness.....not for me......lets just say, when i woke up, i was in a city 600 miles from my house......oh my goodness.......j/k, I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11656 posts, RR: 60
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1660 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
3) The safe route is always the boring one.



Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.



Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
8) Don't wait for things to get better - they never do. They just stay the same unless you change them.

I can agree with those the most!

But all of them are worth remembering, including No.10 Wink

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1651 times:

I am partial to two guides in my life:

1) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. *

2) http://www.icdc.com/~dnice/sunscreen.html

*This is why I don't got to nude beaches anymore


User currently offlineATAIndy From United States of America, joined May 2004, 610 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1650 times:

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 6):
Girls have this "reputation" thing and they'll hardly give any clear signs. If they're giving "clear signs" then they're most probably just messing with your brains.

Haha, thats for sure!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 7):
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Hmm, I bet you were one  Wink jk

-Feister



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1633 times:

Quoting ATAIndy (Reply 12):
I bet you were one

I was a semi-nerd. I wanted to be one of the cool crowd, but because I was terrified of the teachers I never fit in with them. I'm no nerd now, though!



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineJamie757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1622 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
5) Until you are about 25, you can do almost anything and survive it.

Don't I know it!  frown 

Rgds.


User currently offlineJamie757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1611 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

 checkmark 

*I would have added this to my previous post, but I couldn't be arsed.

Rgds.


User currently offlineIamcanadian From Canada, joined May 2001, 734 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1605 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 5):
dont pussy out

Pun intended?  Wink  Silly

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
1) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

That's golden! (Literally  Wink )



Shut up and calculate.
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