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Celebrity Slap List ....!  
User currently offlineCxsjr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 5916 times:

OK folks, if it were ever made possible, which celebrities would you never tire of slapping? Perhaps have them sitting on the end of your desk at work as an executive stress toy to take out all your woes upon?

I'll start the ball rolling:

1: Sir Terry Wogan
2: Jack Shepherd (plays David Platt in Coronation Street)
3: David Tennant (the current Dr Who)
4: Louisa Lytton (spoilt brat in Eastenders and currently in Strictly Come Dancing)
5: Tom Cruise
6: Andrew Castle (failed tennis player, now on GMTV)
7: Ant & Dec

.... I'm sure I'll think of more but these are this is the top of the list for me!

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User currently offlineQXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2404 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 5914 times:

Haha I like this topic you started. Way to go Cxsjr!

1. T.O. (Dallas Cowboys reciever)
2. Rev. Jesse Jackson (I am a Christian by the way)
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Diane Finstine
5. The "Head On" annoucer (commercial)



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9367 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 5899 times:

1. Michael Kors
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Ann Coulter
4. Dr. Phil
5. The Black Eyed Peas
6. Gilbert Gottfried
7. Andy Dick
8. Carrot Top
9. Larry the Cable Guy
10. The Republican Party



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User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5897 times:

I like this post... very creative.....here's my list:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittny Spears
3. Kellen Winslow jr. (Cleveland Browns TE)
4. Members of the Senate and Congress!
5. Queen Elizabeth (it would be cool to slap a queen)

-Zaki


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21634 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5887 times:

In no particular order:

Paris Hilton
Anyone associated with Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Tom Cruise
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Greta Van Susteren
The cast of every morning news show on network TV
Kelly Ripa (only took me about three minutes of watching the show to come to that conclusion. Oh, and Regis, you're on notice)

-Mir



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User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 5866 times:

Anybody in Corrie
Alonso
Renualt F1 boss
James Allen
Steve Ryder

There are more.

Tom.



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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 5854 times:

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
5: Tom Cruise



Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
7: Ant & Dec

 checkmark  Yep. Damn right

I'll leave politicians out as there's plenty who I'd like to slap. Likewise most people associated with the England football team and their WAG as they are too numerous too. But a few more are:

Huw Edwards on the BBC News.
Michael Winner
Anthony Worrell Thompson
Paul Burrell
Noel Edmonds
Jimmy Carr



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User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3313 posts, RR: 39
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 5827 times:

Quoting AirbusA346 (Reply 5):
Alonso
Renualt F1 boss
James Allen
Steve Ryder

Alonso....How could you!!! LOL

Renault F1 Boss....mmmm possibly agree

James Allen.... He's a great commentator!!!!!

Steve Rider.......mmmm he's ok but prefer Jim Rosental!!!!

My list

Schumacher  Silly

That's all that comes to mind at the moment. I will edit later



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User currently offlineYHMYYZspotter From Canada, joined Sep 2006, 197 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 5827 times:

The Toronto Maple Leafs...

NUFF said....


User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 5809 times:

Paris Hilton (she needs a good ringing slap)
Tom Cruise (the world's foremost expert on....everything?)
Katie Holmes (for obvious reasons)
Dubya (I don't need a reason)
Cletus Federline (see if there are any brain cells in there)
Britney Spears (see "Cletus Federline")
The entire current Bermuda government (not celebs outside of BDA, but trust me....slaps are required!)



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User currently offlineElite From Hong Kong, joined Jun 2006, 2802 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 5807 times:

Maurice Cheeks, Billy King, and Chris Webber.

User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13115 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 5807 times:

Obiously President Bush but also would include Madonna for her recent adoption stupidity. Some people badly need a few bitch slaps for their lack of respect for others around them.

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 5787 times:

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
Tom Cruise

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Quoting STLGph (Reply 2):
Ann Coulter

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User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 5780 times:

My modest list:

Paris Hilton (although she doesn't need a slap, she needs to get the shit kicked out of her)
Nicole Richie (for being afiliated and making up with Paris Hilton and for carrying my first name as her surname (thanks a lot, Lionel!))
Britney Spears (nuff said)
Kevin Federline (see Britney)
Gerhard Schröder (nuff said)
Noël Forgeard (for being a liar)
John Leahy (see Forgeard)
George Dubya Bush (nuff said)
The previous 4 governments of Costa Rica (for being weak and corrupt)
Costa Rican Unions (for ruining the lives of people with their blockades and being too damn powerful)
Tom Cruise (for being a jackass)
Katie Holmes (see Cruise)
Kimi Räikönnen (for bringing his bad luck to Ferrari)
Marco Materazzi (nuff said)
The Italian Football Federation (nuff said)
Italian Sky channel (for having FIFA suspend one of our players for something he didn't do)
Edmund Stoiber (nuff said)
Erich Honecker (see Paris Hilton)
Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley (for helping make Formula 1 boring and for abolishing slicks from F1)
Joseph S. Blatter (for being an asshole)
Cristiano Ronaldo (for being a diver)
Angelina Jolie (for being a jackass)
Brad Pitt (see Angelina)
All celebrities (the rest of the jackasses and those who get married and divorce after a very short time)
Paramount Pictures and UPN (for cancelling Star Trek: Enterprise without letting it end after the usual 7 seasons)
Bill O'Reilly (nuff said)
Michael O'Leary (nuff said)
Frank Lorenzo (nuff said)

The list goes on and on...


User currently offlineBoeing Nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5772 times:

In the face...

Nancy Grace (repeatedly)
Geraldo Rivera

Not in the face..  mischievous   slaphappy 

Jamie Presley
Stacey Keibler

 Wink


User currently offlineBigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2365 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5764 times:

Madonna
GW Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Dick Cheney
Paris Hilton
Katie Couric
Diane Sawyer
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Katie Holmes


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5752 times:

Hmmmmm

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Mir (Reply 4):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 9):
Tom Cruise



Quoting TedTAce (Reply 12):
Tom Cruise



Quoting LTU932 (Reply 13):
Tom Cruise



Quoting BigOrange (Reply 15):
Tom Cruise

Shall we form an orderly queue ?  box 



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User currently offlineCxsjr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5740 times:

Quoting LTU932 from Germany (Reply 13):


Tom Cruise



Quoting Cornish (Reply 16):
Shall we form an orderly queue ?

.... this is probably unlikely to happen!  wink   duck 


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5736 times:

Quoting CO7e7 (Reply 3):

1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittny Spears

You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?  Wink


Lee



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User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5719 times:

In no particular order...

1. Barbara Walters
2. Paris Hilton
3. Kevin Federline
4. Britney Spears
5. Nicole Ritchie
6. Tom Cruise
7. Oprah Winfrey
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Noel Edmonds
10. Chris "No Talent" Tarrant


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5716 times:

My Priority List;

Madonna,
Tony Blair,
Robert Mugabe,
George Bush,
Prince Phillip, (might wake him up)
John Prescott,
Tom Jones, (please, stop trying to sing!!!)
Charlotte Church,

Dan Smile



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User currently offlineQXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2404 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5692 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 2):
10. The Republican Party

On that note...The Democrat Party



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User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5690 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 18):
2. Brittny Spears
You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?

After pushing out two kids....  vomit 



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User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5678 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 18):
You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?

yea.. maybe not slapping them But rather knocking the taste outta their mouths!


-Zaki


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 24, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5669 times:

Donald Trump - Now go get a haircut you useless fop.

Oprah - Hint: Fat Scientologist has-been actresses don't need a charity kitchen makeover from you! They need to lose a hundred pounds and go back to work.

Regis Philbin - He's really pretty inoffensive but he could probably use a slap.

Bill Maher - Lots of us favor the legalization (or rationalization) of marijuana, but honestly, smoking it is nothing to BRAG about. It only makes you cool to other potheads, okay.

Rush Limbaugh - I don't know, he just pisses me off.

Ron Belliard - Put that tongue AWAY for Christ's sake! It is revolting!

That'll do for now. I'd like some volunteers to slap every person who has ever been called a "super model" and how about a free lobotomy reversal for people who are fans of super models.



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25 Mir : I believe the term is "offensively inoffensive". -Mir
26 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Thats more like it Lee
27 Jetjack74 : Just don't put that on your MySpace profile with a bulls eye graphic around it. My list: Kim Jong Il Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hugo Chavez Cindy Sheehan Da
28 Post contains images Diamond : Not ranked. Angelina Jolie Ann Coulter Bill Frist Bill O'Reilly Brad Pitt Brit Hume Britney Spears Courtney Love Dennis Hastert Dick Cheney Donald Rum
29 BowflexBrennan : -Dr. Phil -Jessica Simpson -Paris Hilton -Brittney Spears
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