Cxsjr From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 5535 times:
OK folks, if it were ever made possible, which celebrities would you never tire of slapping? Perhaps have them sitting on the end of your desk at work as an executive stress toy to take out all your woes upon?
I'll start the ball rolling:
1: Sir Terry Wogan
2: Jack Shepherd (plays David Platt in Coronation Street)
3: David Tennant (the current Dr Who)
4: Louisa Lytton (spoilt brat in Eastenders and currently in Strictly Come Dancing)
5: Tom Cruise
6: Andrew Castle (failed tennis player, now on GMTV)
7: Ant & Dec
.... I'm sure I'll think of more but these are this is the top of the list for me!
QXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2401 posts, RR: 5 Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 5533 times:
Haha I like this topic you started. Way to go Cxsjr!
1. T.O. (Dallas Cowboys reciever)
2. Rev. Jesse Jackson (I am a Christian by the way)
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Diane Finstine
5. The "Head On" annoucer (commercial)
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8981 posts, RR: 27 Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 5518 times:
1. Michael Kors
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Ann Coulter
4. Dr. Phil
5. The Black Eyed Peas
6. Gilbert Gottfried
7. Andy Dick
8. Carrot Top
9. Larry the Cable Guy
10. The Republican Party
Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
CO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2848 posts, RR: 2 Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 5516 times:
I like this post... very creative.....here's my list:
1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittny Spears
3. Kellen Winslow jr. (Cleveland Browns TE)
4. Members of the Senate and Congress!
5. Queen Elizabeth (it would be cool to slap a queen)
Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 19719 posts, RR: 56 Reply 4, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 5506 times:
In no particular order:
Paris Hilton
Anyone associated with Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Tom Cruise
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Greta Van Susteren
The cast of every morning news show on network TV
Kelly Ripa (only took me about three minutes of watching the show to come to that conclusion. Oh, and Regis, you're on notice)
-Mir
7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
I'll leave politicians out as there's plenty who I'd like to slap. Likewise most people associated with the England football team and their WAG as they are too numerous too. But a few more are:
Huw Edwards on the BBC News.
Michael Winner
Anthony Worrell Thompson
Paul Burrell
Noel Edmonds
Jimmy Carr
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
Kmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 8 Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 5428 times:
Paris Hilton (she needs a good ringing slap)
Tom Cruise (the world's foremost expert on....everything?)
Katie Holmes (for obvious reasons)
Dubya (I don't need a reason)
Cletus Federline (see if there are any brain cells in there)
Britney Spears (see "Cletus Federline")
The entire current Bermuda government (not celebs outside of BDA, but trust me....slaps are required!)
'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12337 posts, RR: 12 Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 5426 times:
Obiously President Bush but also would include Madonna for her recent adoption stupidity. Some people badly need a few bitch slaps for their lack of respect for others around them.
LTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 51 Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 5399 times:
My modest list:
Paris Hilton (although she doesn't need a slap, she needs to get the shit kicked out of her)
Nicole Richie (for being afiliated and making up with Paris Hilton and for carrying my first name as her surname (thanks a lot, Lionel!))
Britney Spears (nuff said)
Kevin Federline (see Britney)
Gerhard Schröder (nuff said)
Noël Forgeard (for being a liar)
John Leahy (see Forgeard)
George Dubya Bush (nuff said)
The previous 4 governments of Costa Rica (for being weak and corrupt)
Costa Rican Unions (for ruining the lives of people with their blockades and being too damn powerful)
Tom Cruise (for being a jackass)
Katie Holmes (see Cruise)
Kimi Räikönnen (for bringing his bad luck to Ferrari)
Marco Materazzi (nuff said)
The Italian Football Federation (nuff said)
Italian Sky channel (for having FIFA suspend one of our players for something he didn't do)
Edmund Stoiber (nuff said)
Erich Honecker (see Paris Hilton)
Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley (for helping make Formula 1 boring and for abolishing slicks from F1)
Joseph S. Blatter (for being an asshole)
Cristiano Ronaldo (for being a diver)
Angelina Jolie (for being a jackass)
Brad Pitt (see Angelina)
All celebrities (the rest of the jackasses and those who get married and divorce after a very short time)
Paramount Pictures and UPN (for cancelling Star Trek: Enterprise without letting it end after the usual 7 seasons)
Bill O'Reilly (nuff said)
Michael O'Leary (nuff said)
Frank Lorenzo (nuff said)
BigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2358 posts, RR: 3 Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 5383 times:
Madonna
GW Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Dick Cheney
Paris Hilton
Katie Couric
Diane Sawyer
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Katie Holmes
IFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 5338 times:
In no particular order...
1. Barbara Walters
2. Paris Hilton
3. Kevin Federline
4. Britney Spears
5. Nicole Ritchie
6. Tom Cruise
7. Oprah Winfrey
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Noel Edmonds
10. Chris "No Talent" Tarrant
PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11141 posts, RR: 63 Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 5335 times:
My Priority List;
Madonna,
Tony Blair,
Robert Mugabe,
George Bush,
Prince Phillip, (might wake him up)
John Prescott,
Tom Jones, (please, stop trying to sing!!!)
Charlotte Church,
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 5288 times:
Donald Trump - Now go get a haircut you useless fop.
Oprah - Hint: Fat Scientologist has-been actresses don't need a charity kitchen makeover from you! They need to lose a hundred pounds and go back to work.
Regis Philbin - He's really pretty inoffensive but he could probably use a slap.
Bill Maher - Lots of us favor the legalization (or rationalization) of marijuana, but honestly, smoking it is nothing to BRAG about. It only makes you cool to other potheads, okay.
Rush Limbaugh - I don't know, he just pisses me off.
Ron Belliard - Put that tongue AWAY for Christ's sake! It is revolting!
That'll do for now. I'd like some volunteers to slap every person who has ever been called a "super model" and how about a free lobotomy reversal for people who are fans of super models.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
25 Mir: I believe the term is "offensively inoffensive". -Mir
27 Jetjack74: Just don't put that on your MySpace profile with a bulls eye graphic around it. My list: Kim Jong Il Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hugo Chavez Cindy Sheehan Da
28 Diamond: Not ranked. Angelina Jolie Ann Coulter Bill Frist Bill O'Reilly Brad Pitt Brit Hume Britney Spears Courtney Love Dennis Hastert Dick Cheney Donald Rum
29 BowflexBrennan: -Dr. Phil -Jessica Simpson -Paris Hilton -Brittney Spears
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