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Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?  
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1319 times:

Well I think she is.

First she uses the press by publicly putting out her divorce papers to whip up some sympathy and now she sues them when it backfires.

Now I'm not say Macca is a saint, but she definitely is really quite deranged and scary.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6081050.stm

Cue the "she won't have a leg to stand on" jokes  Wink


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
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User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1319 times:



 Wink


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1295 times:

Womans simply a gold-digging one-legged freak!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1290 times:

I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1285 times:

Although given his recent efforts, perhaps him merely singing around the house could be considered reasonable grounds for divorce  Wink


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1285 times:

I can certainly think of some interesting positions Alex  scratchchin 

Never know, perhaps she'll go after Andy next  Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

not if its on the top of a bunk bed 

[Edited 2006-10-24 18:02:41]


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 5):
Never know, perhaps she'll go after Andy next

No the prerequisite isn't to be an old fart, it's to be rich.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined exactly 14 years ago today! , 4682 posts, RR: 47
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1273 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

Not sure Macca wanted the fake left on during maneuver's, might have upset her - you know - not being completely natural at an intimate time...



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1273 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 7):
No the prerequisite isn't to be an old fart, it's to be rich.

She'll assume he is with the IOM postcode. Then 5 minutes later when she realiese her mistake she'll be demanding one of the Saxos and Andy's treasured collection of thermos flasks as a payoff Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1273 times:

She is a Money Grabbing Tart*  banghead 


Lee



*The Kinda woman I hate.


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1267 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 10):
She is a Money Grabbing Tart*



Dan Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1256 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
O RLY

WTF is that all about man?  Confused


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1256 times:

Dan.... Ya Rly.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 8):
might have upset her - you know - not being completely natural at an intimate time...

Well if that didn't upset her I'm sure him pulling of the leg half way through causing him to go flying across the room may have done.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 9):
she'll be demanding one of the Saxos

Why would anybody want Andy's car? I suspect the inside smells like a nursing home what with his incontinence.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1243 times:



 Big grin


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1232 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 12):
WTF is that all about man?

I mean that Lee as in 'of course she is'. I can't be the only one who knew this was bound to happen, the writing was pretty much written on the wall from the start.

Oh, and I quite like looking at the picture of that Owl, so I needed an excuse to post it Wink

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13116 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1224 times:

It is sad when any relationship ends. It's too bad that the media just doesn't leave it alone as that is their problem. There are far more serious issues that people should be reading in their newspapers about if they care about their society. Caring about a rich guy and his bad divorces situation is a sorry waste of time and newprint. I just want them to just STFU and keep it in the courtroom.

User currently offlineDAL767400ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1171 times:

Hmm, I suddenly have Kanye West's "Gold Digger" playing in my head, I wonder why  scratchchin ...

User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1118 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 4):
Although given his recent efforts, perhaps him merely singing around the house could be considered reasonable grounds for divorce

Hey! If you're referring to his last album "Chaos and Creation in the Backyard" I'm going to have to disagree with you. It's a great album, I liked it so much it was the first CD I bought in 3 years!

Plus the songs from that album sound great live... I saw him in Vegas last November... It was a great weekend!



Scotty doesn't know...
User currently offlineWillo From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 1352 posts, RR: 12
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

Quoting San747 (Reply 18):
I saw him in Vegas last November... It was a great weekend!

I know Macca has a huge back catalogue, but did he really play for that long?  Wow!


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ... er ... pathetic



News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."



"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"



After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.



It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.


Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".



Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless."



Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.



A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney."



Finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.



These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.


User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1087 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

Damn Right!

Signed,



User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1050 times:

Quoting Willo (Reply 19):
I know Macca has a huge back catalogue, but did he really play for that long?

 laughing  No, he didn't play all weekend, but he did actually play for over 3 hours, with 2 encores... It was well worth the money...



Scotty doesn't know...
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