Nighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5136 posts, RR: 33
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2799 times:
The Tartan Republic Of Scotchland was invented in 1994. Not many people know that Scotland was once a separate island, that used to have a much cooler time hanging with California and Vietnam in the Indian Ocean. Contrary to popular belief, the people of Scotland do not fight the English. They merely slaughter them brutally and potato sack them.
It is worth noting that it would be very difficult, nay impossible, for Scotland to be hanging around in the Indian Ocaen and then drift SOUTH to join England. Thus, proof of Scottish BADASSNESS. And Loch Ness.
While most English people don't care about Scotland, or anyone else because they're selfish bastards, Scotsmen go on wishing they would have nothing to do with England. The English are attempting to fight back the possible Scottish invasion, by trying to close it. Parliament are discussing taking this measure so it can then be re-opened as a visitor centre, and propose to do carry this out when no-one is looking.
Scots get on well with the Welsh and Northern Irish - other nations of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - who also get missed out by the English at every opportunity they can take because the English are posh snobby pieces of pish.
Again, it is worth noting that the population of England is almost 4 times the population of all the other Celtic nations put together, although 5/4 of the English population were mistakes or immigrants.
Greasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2702 times:
"The world sees Canada as America's dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America's father was apparently Jesus, Canada's was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its "cool" older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north"
Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2576 times:
For your information, peasants, I was watching "Rome" on the telly and picking up a few hints for carrying out rape and pillage from the Goths!! When we invade England (we won't bother with Scotland, they're shit enough as it is) we will plunder and destroy everything!!
Yorkshire is on Mars? So THATS why I only met my dad twice!!