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The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist  
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2827 times:

Well that's what it says here:  biggrin 
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man

It has some pretty funny articles on all parts of the UK, apparently Devon, where I live;

"is a thriving region of men and women who do actually say "gar" when they're upset, and of farmers markets where you can buy really tasty lemon curd"  rotfl 

There is some pretty funny stuff on there, it even says Yorkshire is on Mars... so its got to be accurate Wink

Dan Smile


...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2813 times:

Where is Skidmarks when you need him?  Wink


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2808 times:

Perhaps he doesn't actually exist either  Wow!


...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2808 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Watching the Coronation Street Omnibus from monday night.  Wink  duck 


User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2799 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

In bed!!!  Silly  Wink

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2793 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Its medicine time, didn;t you know?!


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2774 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Having a glass or 4 of wine with his BACon coleagues

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Broadee/yoga_02.jpg


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5126 posts, RR: 34
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2763 times:

The Tartan Republic Of Scotchland was invented in 1994. Not many people know that Scotland was once a separate island, that used to have a much cooler time hanging with California and Vietnam in the Indian Ocean. Contrary to popular belief, the people of Scotland do not fight the English. They merely slaughter them brutally and potato sack them.

It is worth noting that it would be very difficult, nay impossible, for Scotland to be hanging around in the Indian Ocaen and then drift SOUTH to join England. Thus, proof of Scottish BADASSNESS. And Loch Ness.

While most English people don't care about Scotland, or anyone else because they're selfish bastards, Scotsmen go on wishing they would have nothing to do with England. The English are attempting to fight back the possible Scottish invasion, by trying to close it. Parliament are discussing taking this measure so it can then be re-opened as a visitor centre, and propose to do carry this out when no-one is looking.

Scots get on well with the Welsh and Northern Irish - other nations of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - who also get missed out by the English at every opportunity they can take because the English are posh snobby pieces of pish.

Again, it is worth noting that the population of England is almost 4 times the population of all the other Celtic nations put together, although 5/4 of the English population were mistakes or immigrants.

Said to be the true birth-place of Chuck Norris.

Read more: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scotland

 rotfl 



That'll teach you
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4756 posts, RR: 31
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2758 times:

Quote:
The island's economy comes mainly from tax refugees, and docking the tails off cats.

Ah, so that's what Skiddy does for a living then...



What do I know, I'm just an 'immature troublemaker with only a passing interest in aviation' (or so they say)
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2758 times:



I like the map of the British Isles too  silly 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2736 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 9):

Where's the Midlands.  cry   cry   cry   cry   cry   cry 

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2734 times:

I hate to tell you this, but you just became Denmark Wink


...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2721 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):
Perhaps he doesn't actually exist either

Would NOT surprise me. It is hard to believe someone like that actually lives in this planet. Mars, perhaps? Maybe he actually lives in Yorkshire.


User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2701 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
I hate to tell you this, but you just became Denmark

You WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24906 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2690 times:

Now for the USA:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/USA

Quote:
America originally stood for "Under Saudi Arabia," and was first discovered by a group of travelling car salesmen from Luton.

Sounds about right actually  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3078 posts, RR: 20
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2666 times:

or Canada


"The world sees Canada as America's dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America's father was apparently Jesus, Canada's was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its "cool" older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north"

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada

we are way more interesting in the uncyclopedia

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12213 posts, RR: 35
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2625 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
FORUM MODERATOR

The U.S. is a "united" commonwealth populated by Republicans and illegal immigrants. Americans claim that their nation is favored by God, an allegation God vehemently denies.

 rotfl 



911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13029 posts, RR: 12
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2619 times:

I did some looking into that website. Very funny and crazy. Defenitely worth a look if you need some laughs.

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 2563 times:

I always though Skiddy was fictional...

Oh super, they place Norway in Scotland...  grumpy 

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 23 hours ago) and read 2555 times:



Found Andy...


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 21 hours ago) and read 2540 times:

For your information, peasants, I was watching "Rome" on the telly and picking up a few hints for carrying out rape and pillage from the Goths!! When we invade England (we won't bother with Scotland, they're shit enough as it is) we will plunder and destroy everything!! Big grin

Yorkshire is on Mars?  wideeyed  So THATS why I only met my dad twice!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 21 hours ago) and read 2539 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 20):
When we invade England (we won't bother with Scotland, they're shit enough as it is) we will plunder and destroy everything!!

Been there, done that...

Signed
Scandinavia

Anyway, it appears the isle of man is still there...


Thom@s

[Edited 2006-10-27 08:33:51]


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 19 hours ago) and read 2504 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 21):
Been there, done that...

Signed
Scandinavia

You're next on the list!!  devil 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 19 hours ago) and read 2497 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
You're next on the list!!

Is the list as big as your "Island"?


User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 19 hours ago) and read 2493 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 23):
Is the list as big as your "Island"?

Must be by now, the amount of people he has on there, off A.net.

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
25 Post contains links and images Cornish : And this is one of the many things it says about Cornwall: Cornwall Main hideout for the race of pixies known as the 'Cornish.' The Cornish are believ
26 Post contains images Skidmarks : So, all we have to do is find the pregenitor of all these scandalous lies and beat him/her to a pulp!! Bigger, wanna join it? Andy
27 Post contains images DABZF : ...is it Isle of Man where they don't have any speed limits? Now I know why... they only have gravel road about 100 meters long
28 Kazzie : Yeh, ill feel special then being on an old mans most wanted list!
29 Post contains images Thom@s : Just bring it, you will be on your way back to Britain within a few minutes wearing a pair of clogs and sitting defeated in your new IKEA furniture..
30 Post contains links Kieron747 : That is a great website. Check out the man in the moon. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_moon Kieron747
31 Post contains links and images AirPacific747 : "Danmark, also known as Legoland, is a floating island on the North Antarctic Ocean. It is often mistaken for the capital of Sweden. That is wrong. Th
32 Post contains links and images KBFIspotter : I found this on that site... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boeing Kris
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