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Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf  
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2442 posts, RR: 3
Posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2896 times:

With the whole "99% of anet: what's a gf?" joke aside, ever since I've gotten a gf and the only nickname I could come up with is Jennibear becuase her name is Jennifer. I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname any ideas?

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User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2892 times:

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
Nicknames You Call Your Gf  

Cheating Whore.



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User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8447 posts, RR: 8
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2885 times:

Your my beautiful Whalejet

User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2885 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Oh I see you've met my last girlfriend, tell her I say hi.

My current girlfriend who I've been with for about three years, I just call her "dear," but then, I call most girl's dear. I don't really do the nicknames myself. But if you want an aviation nickname for her, if she's big you could always call her "heavy."  Wink


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2879 times:

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 3):
Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Oh I see you've met my last girlfriend, tell her I say hi.

And My Ex wife.

I think Forrest Gump did it best:

"Jennnneeeeeeee"

After the Curtis Jenny  Wink


User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2868 times:

You know you're addicted to A.net when...

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname

keeps you up at night.  Smile
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gf, whats that?

-signed 99% of A.net
 Smile


User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9957 posts, RR: 26
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2866 times:
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Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Such strange nicknames you folk have out in the boonies....

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
With the whole "99% of anet: what's a gf?" joke aside, ever since I've gotten a gf and the only nickname I could come up with is Jennibear becuase her name is Jennifer. I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname any ideas?

How about Beluga? I think she'd like that.

Or perhaps you could pick one based on the resemblance of her facial expressions to airplanes



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User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2860 times:

Jumbo..........

Well, I'll try it tonight


User currently offlineWaterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2857 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 5):
You know you're addicted to A.net when...

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname

keeps you up at night.

Too true!  Silly All I can say is that I hope she is also interested in aviation, in which case you might look into buying her a snowglobe to go with her new nickname.


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2860 times:

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 6):
Such strange nicknames you folk have out in the boonies....








 Wink



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User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4942 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2846 times:

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 2):
Your my beautiful Whalejet

Yeah, try calling any woman ANY name with even the hint of the word "whale" in it and see what happens!  tombstone 



Scotty doesn't know...
User currently offlineDuff44 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 1723 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2826 times:

How about "Three holer"?

 Wow!  duck   rotfl 



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User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2819 times:

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Ive heard of DP.... but TP? Dang!

 Wink



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineTPAnx From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 1021 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2815 times:

Widebody??

fill


fill



TPAnx



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2811 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 12):
Ive heard of DP.... but TP? Dang!

You Ammature.


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2811 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 14):
You Ammature.

Care to fill me in? Or shall I get the grapefruit spoons?



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2806 times:

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Best one so far..


User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4277 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2804 times:

As long as you don't start trying to refer to her in aviation terms.

"You can fit eight in her first class cabin."
"She's flown too many miles, time to retire her."
"It's really tight in here."
"Thousands of people have been in her."
"She's late? Uh oh..."
"I have to bend over just to get inside."

And so on and so forth.

Texan



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User currently offlineYWG From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 1146 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2795 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 15):
Care to fill me in? Or shall I get the grapefruit spoons?

LMAO......soooo funny and graphic.

I recall sometime ago in the past during a ground school session when my instructor compared an occulded front with a sexual encounter...anyone know what I am talking about?



Contact Winnipeg center now on 134.4, good day.
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2790 times:

Quoting YWG (Reply 18):
occulded front with a sexual encounter...anyone know what I am talking about?

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7093 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2748 times:

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Nice 

Used to call my GF 'B'. I called her that, she called it back, so was a mutual thing. Quite nice actually.

[Edited 2006-10-27 09:50:34]

User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2391 posts, RR: 21
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2730 times:

Or simply

"Jennibear 230Heavy" Where 230 stands for the weight in pounds. You can use kilos instead  Wink


User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2062 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2721 times:

You could call her Runway ** depending on how long her landing strip is?

BTW...


Would make it much easier. Big grin


User currently offlineDABZF From Germany, joined Mar 2004, 1200 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2706 times:

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

That's great... and I like MD11's too  Wink



I like driving backwards in the fog cause it doesn't remind me of anything - Chris Cornell
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2391 posts, RR: 21
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2693 times:

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 22):
You could call her Runway ** depending on how long her landing strip is?

And then request a landing clearance  Wink


25 Mandala499 : LOL... sounds like my ex-gf... Oh hang on, could we be talking about the same person? When talking to friends, I sometimes refer to my wife as the 75
26 Post contains images Jamman : 'Skydrol' just for the special ladies in my life "it burns, it burns ahahahgghh! [Edited 2006-10-27 12:10:43]
27 Bill142 : And then taxi to the hanger for a D check.
28 Post contains images ThePRGuy : Classic Thanks Alex
29 Post contains images BA787 : luckily not me lmao
30 Texan : Well, but you might end up having to slide out of the rear exit once the trip is over. Texan
31 RAPCON : I dunno about a nickname, but the basics of jet turbine operations well describe my wife: Suck Squeeze Bang Blow
32 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Yes and often major thunderstorms just above the airport forces you to divert to another airport [Edited 2006-10-27 22:33:39]
33 Post contains images BA787 :
34 Blackbird07 : My most recent ex called me "landing strip" because of a personal grooming choice I like to make when I go to the salon... *eye roll*
35 Texan : If you're just out for fun, you might be doing a lot of touch and go landings. Texan
37 BCNGRO : Lol! That was just I was thinking!
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