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Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!  
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7958 posts, RR: 12
Posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1802 times:

As a true gentleman I can't go into detail, but my little adventure tonight involved a rented executive helicopter, a spoiled brad (brat?) called "Pitt", one ominous suitcase, two H&K guns and a large Pizza order from the Italian guy next door.

Angelina Jolie used my foot bath.

As a true gentleman (see above), I volunteered to help, and she was showing me her tattoos as a thank you.

Any suggestions what to do with my foot bath now? I could bronzing it and offer it to the newly reopened Bodemuseum, sell it on Ebay or just wash it out with phenol.

P.S. She has very nice feet, and she can pick up pencils with her toes.


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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1798 times:

 redflag 

Signed 100% of A.net


User currently offlineBlackbird07 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 77 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1788 times:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....


"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward..."
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1788 times:

Quoting NoUFO (Thread starter):
Any suggestions what to do with my foot bath now?

I think you should try and get it signed... Then sell it...



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1788 times:

What the hell are you on about?


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7958 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1782 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):

TedTAce is just jealous.

Signed,
The remaining 110% of a.net



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7958 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1760 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 3):
I think you should try and get it signed... Then sell it...

Get it signed? How un-gentlemanlike. Plus, she left a couple of minutes ago.

BTW, she flew on an Eurocopter EC 155B1 with two Turbomeca Arriel 2C2. Nice sound.  Smile



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1760 times:

Well dish the dirt, how do her feet smell?


Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1755 times:

Quoting Blackbird07 (Reply 2):
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

I'm impressed if you manage the three in that order...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 3010 posts, RR: 27
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1750 times:

Quoting Blackbird07 (Reply 2):
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

I second that...

Aeroflot777


User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7958 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1733 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 7):
Well dish the dirt, how do her feet smell?




I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1725 times:

I think the true question is, Why do you have a footbath at work?

Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2412 posts, RR: 24
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1714 times:

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 9):
I second that...

Ditto... this thread is f'd up...


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1693 times:

Uh..isn't she in India making her next movie?

And what have you been smoking? Must be some good s*it!  biggrin 

As far as this thread goes...

 redflag 



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