JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1063 times:
Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated !
Contrary to popular opinion, I do actually have a life, and must occasionally leave the education and cultural refinement of these fora to lesser mortals (who do a very poor job, I am disappointed to note). I am now returned, and horrified by the impact my short absence has had ! It seems I can't turn my back for 5 minutes...
*sigh*
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1): Hilarious banter? The cackle of a demented, haunted, whacked-out tranny more like!!
Quoting Thom@s (Reply 3): I was going to say "The water level here is higher than ever, so he must be around here somewhere" but that would just be too mean.
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6): Food aid is one thing, 40 tons of soft, oily lard is another!
I shall deal with you later... my vengeance shall be as a might rushing torrent of wrath come upon ye, wretched heathens !
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 15, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1044 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 12): He's visiting his son Kirkie up in Scotland last I heard.
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 14): Ah well, he hasn't denied that Kirkie is his Son. I wonder how many more JGPiglets there are around the world
That's just disgusting ! It implies that Kirkie has some kind of natural human origin, when as everyone knows, he was the unfortunate and bitterly regrettable result of untreated sewage meeting with radioactive outflow from Sellafield. Nothing more than a locomotive, partially sentient "jobbie". Check the facts, people - no other conclusion is possible, nor indeed rational !
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 16, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1006 times:
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15): everyone knows, he was the unfortunate and bitterly regrettable result of untreated sewage meeting with radioactive outflow from Sellafield.
What? Are you saying you had some sort of unthinkable sex session where you pooped on a radioactive girl called Sellafield?