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Throw Your Sex Toys Away! I'm Back!  
User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3175 times:

How you all have missed me!

Some of you have even resorted to buying purple sex toys to replace my company. I must say, I am flattered, but hardly surprised.

I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

56 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3175 times:

I'll be damned?

Mark


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3175 times:

Jesus Christ      


(Welcome home)  


Lee

[Edited 2006-11-02 01:29:56]


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3182 times:

So much for the remission....


Welcome back, Coz.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3161 times:

Who the hell are you?

Should I be concerned?

Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

Is this Bush's fault?


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3137 times:

How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

I know all about the Superthread, but multiple people were posting in that. How did he all of a sudden get all the posts to himself?



Blast from the past.

Mark

[Edited 2006-11-02 01:52:09]

User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3100 times:

In related news, the collective level of coolness of the A.net membership decreased sharply.

Welcome back, I guess...  Wink



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3091 times:

Cool...you're back. Are u still cool?


אני תומך בישראל
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3085 times:

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
How you all have missed me!

Am I missing something, who the f*ck are you ?.

Welcome back anyway.

 Smile



"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11721 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3085 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

I dunno, but at least somebody has out-posted AerospaceFan Wink

Well, I don't remember who you are Coz, but hello anyway wave 

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3072 times:

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

I'll beat you to it: Coz, you are a totally destroyed, blown-out rental trailer tire.


User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3033 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?

Does it actually matter?  Wink

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should I be concerned?

I'd be more concerned about important things such as watching paint dry and the like.

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

Nah, a smashed mailbox will do:



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Is this Bush's fault?

Of course, Article 31, Section B, Paragraph d) of the Airliners.net constitution establishes that all events must be blamed on George W. Bush and his policies (or lack thereof).



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3011 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

It's not in my little bag of tricks..

Will this do?




Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2992 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?



Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 8):
Am I missing something, who the f*ck are you ?.

Buncha n00bz.



You're a plastic penguin pirate, Coz.


User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2979 times:

Welcome back coz, you are officially an ashtray full of cigarette butts.




User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2961 times:

Has anybody ever self-deleted after a single post? Here's your big chance to be in the record books, Coz! I know, you're probably running out of usernames by now, TheCoz, God, Aircraft, Coz.......what am I missing?

User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2961 times:

Quoting Queso (Reply 15):
what am I missing?

 scratchchin  COZumel?  Wink


User currently offlineShakeZulaNJ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2941 times:



User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 2870 times:

What happened to "Aircraft"?

Does your pu$$y hurt?

PS, Coz, you are a rented plane crashed in the woods.


User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2857 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
What happened to "Aircraft"?




Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2854 times:

Thank you all for the welcomes so far!

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

Maybe I could post the script I wrote on my website so we could all have a competition to beat that record!

Whad'ya think moderators?  hyper 

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 3):
So much for the remission....

Yes, and once again the endocrine system of A.net kicks back into high gear! Thank you for the welcome LHMark, glad to hear you enjoy the yoga classes  Wink

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?

I am the bacterium who keeps the tonsils of A.net going! That's right!!1

You smashed helicopter motor!



Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 6):
the collective level of coolness of the A.net membership decreased sharply

For those of you who aren't cool, here are some pointers.

A.net members: Girls like it when you do awesome karate moves in front of them, especially when you first meet them. It sets a cool first impression that lasts a very long time. Make sure your glasses don't fall off in the process though, cause that can be a real deal breaker.

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 7):
Are u still cool?

Well yes siree doodle neighbor!

Quoting Queso (Reply 10):
Coz, you are a totally destroyed, blown-out rental trailer tire.

That is absolutely unacceptible! I may be a blown out tire, but I am most certainly not rented!

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 13):
You're a plastic penguin pirate, Coz.

Ha ha, a penguin with a wooden leg. ha ha. I had to save that one.

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 14):
Welcome back coz, you are officially an ashtray full of cigarette butts.

Yep, I can accept that...

Quoting Queso (Reply 15):
you're probably running out of usernames by now, TheCoz, God, Aircraft, Coz.......what am I missing?

Nothing will stop me. Eventually I will be forced to move to using numbers.

Quoting ShakeZulaNJ (Reply 17):









User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2850 times:

You were gone?









 Wink Welcome back!



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2842 times:

Blow me Pal!

Stop posing! You can never equal the real Coz. I've met him and you're nothing but a
lavender butt plug!



And...BTW, It's THE Coz moron!



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineRAPCON From Puerto Rico, joined Jul 2006, 671 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2821 times:

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

Welcome back! How was jail? Did you have to toss salads regularly?



MODS CAN'T STOP ME....THEY CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN ME!!!
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2766 times:



Welcome back, Coz.  Wink


25 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : And the only two people who care are Coz himself and... er... um... eh... any ideas?
26 Post contains images Mika : Lol, that new cargo bay is not up to par with the old one..there are actually people in it who care.
27 Post contains images Kieron747 : Of course we missed you Steve! The beer-run trip reports have been sorely missed too! Anyway, you still are a broken cellphone. Kieron747
28 Queso : That is totally uncool. That is a picture of a smashed inkjet printer, you fool! It's not a picture of a helicopter motor!
29 Express1 : Is this person famous,if so somone should of told me,i have a spare red carpet, a bunch of flowers i found in somones back garden and a welcome back s
30 Post contains images Kieron747 : Shouldn't worry Dave. TheCoz/God/Aircraft/Coz is famous for posting lame jokes, trip reports, and pictures of prolapsed rectums. If you thought some
31 Post contains links and images IAH777 : I was so shocked to hear the news, I steered my car into a bridge support. Now, my precious Delta 88 is just a big Coz.
32 Post contains images MainMAN : Well, I don't know who you are, but I've got an overwhelming desire to go buy a sex toy now.
33 Post contains links and images Jamie757 : Welcome back, I look forward to many more cool threads like this one.... http://www.airliners.net/discussions...n_aviation/read.main/894497   Rgds.[E
34 Post contains images LTU932 : John Leahy perhaps?
35 Jamesbuk : Ah shite, and i justt was beggining to think this place was safe and YOU turn up. Well someones gotta flood Non-av with more useless stuff! Rgds --Jam
36 JGPH1A : Yes, definitely. EBIL BOOSH ! EBIL COZ ! EBIL CHEMISTRY SET !
37 YWG : Did I miss something, but who in the blue f*ck are you? I guess 4 years of computer engineering REALLY can fry your social skills. In any case....wel
38 Post contains images Srbmod :
39 Gkirk : Those 2 people make it even funnier Sick...
40 Post contains images Srbmod : If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin. Oh, and Kirkie, for screwing up the quoting (What you quoted me as saying was actually from some
41 Post contains images Coz : Nonsense, you're speaking out of your butt, sir. You may be correct, but I'm still the A.net SEXY BEAST! See, I told you I'm cool. There are even peo
42 JGPH1A : My work here is done.
43 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Whoever adapted that top photo in your post is one sick bastard, several people died in that crash and I don't find it funny to use it in this way
44 Post contains images Coz : Ha, ha. Look how mad you get.
45 PlymSpotter : Incorrect, there is a broad line between disgust and annoyance. Evidently you obviously are unable to distinguish between them.
46 AirPacific747 : Who the fu*k is that sucker that started this thread?[Edited 2006-11-04 02:41:00]
47 Post contains images Coz : Don't you threaten me puny Spaniard earthling! I need not distinguish, as I am both equally disgusting and annoying, and that's where your fallacy li
48 Luv2fly : He does have a damn cute dog though!
49 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I have possibly overlooked it's use in one place, but that's rather circumstantial anyway. Alas I am no puny Spaniard, so please direct your complain
50 Post contains images Allstarflyer : Coz, just challenge KROC so he can knock you out and end this thread .
51 Gkirk : Coz, you are a smashed up billboard that's covered in faeces.
52 TedTAce : Ask him if his pussy hurts....
53 Post contains images Coz : Here's Gkirk trying to impress the neighborhood kids.
54 Speedbird747BA : NO SIR!!!!! In your absence, from whenever you were absent, I was officially declared the a.net SEXY BEAST, by all!!!!! Cheers, Kyle
55 Post contains images YYZflyer : Welcome back whoever you are.....I guess. I have heard many things about you though and your coolness.
56 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Whereas I, on the other hand, am disarming and agreeable, due to my being incredibly good-looking. BAB *note somewhat gratuitous use of punctuation
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