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JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking  
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1633 times:

Ok I was just having some drimks and I thought that after a birld takes off does he think in his head "V2, posi-rate feet up". What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds? How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing? Can a bird tell the difference from a clean car and a dirty one? (I think so). Does a bird hace TCAS?

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User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1633 times:

I think you've had about enough to drink. And yes, a bird does know the difference between a clean and dirty car.

User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1622 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
I think you've had about enough to drink

No i have not, I still have booze left.

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 1):
And yes, a bird does know the difference between a clean and dirty car.

I think tey are a conspiracy with the car wash companies feeding birds x-lax so they can get more money when I have to pay $25 to get my car washed


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1618 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Having some drinks and typing is more like it.  drunk 

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds?

That depends. Is it an African or European sparrow? And again, with the drinking and typing thing.


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1605 times:

Does a large bird fly be large bird be looking like think. Good night again when off? I they can disting for so, but why would a large bird behink. Good experience? I think. Good night Does a large bird has just taken think so so so somethink. Good enough to drink bird why would a bird behink birds has just taken off? I the large bird between and a clean dirty car, but also somethink you has just take think. Good night Does a bird why think. Good night also so, but why think. Good night Does a clean.

 Wink



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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11708 posts, RR: 60
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1599 times:

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 4):

Youch, I've had just 1 pint tonight and that's just messed with my head  faint 

Dan Smile



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User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1586 times:

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 4):
Does a large bird fly be large bird be looking like think. Good night again when off? I they can disting for so, but why would a large bird behink. Good experience? I think. Good night Does a large bird has just taken think so so so somethink. Good enough to drink bird why would a bird behink birds has just taken off? I the large bird between and a clean dirty car, but also somethink you has just take think. Good night Does a bird why think. Good night also so, but why think. Good night Does a clean.

??? Oh come on. Is not thank dinked


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1576 times:

Miss Hooters driving you to drink, eh?

User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12281 posts, RR: 35
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1571 times:
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You are under arrest for Posting While Intoxicated.


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User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):

Not just those things that are amazing but the damn bird flies without an engine! Think about it, don't hurt yourself now.



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10338 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1556 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok I was just having some drimks and I thought that after a birld takes off does he think in his head "V2, posi-rate feet up". What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds? How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing? Can a bird tell the difference from a clean car and a dirty one? (I think so). Does a bird hace TCAS?

You got the acronym "TCAS" correct.

That means you have not drank nearly enough.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 9):
Not just those things that are amazing but the damn bird flies without an engine!

Not to mention, no stewardess to bring it coffee! The horror!



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User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1550 times:

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 10):
no stewardess to bring it coffee!

I thought they were there for my safety - and to help buckle my seatbelt  Wink



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1544 times:

If a million pigeons were inside a 747......


Gawd I wish could remember who started what very well have been this sites all time funniest thread.


User currently offlineDuff44 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 1723 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1541 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok I was just having some drimks

That "No Sh**" statement of the night brought to you by Macallan Single Malt Scotch...

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds?

I would guess no, because there are no required / predetermined flight paths. So directly following another bird would be very rare.

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing?

Turn 90º and land upwind.

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Does a bird hace TCAS

Yes, Terrestrial Cat Avoidance System



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User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1530 times:

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 13):
Macallan Single Malt Scotch...

BS!!!!!! If he has any taste, he will put down that junk and grab a bottle of Stella or some Jack Daniels.

Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac.....mmmmmm......

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 14):
BS!!!!!! If he has any taste, he will put down that junk and grab a bottle of Stella or some Jack Daniels.

Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac.....mmmmmm......

Good lord, don't put ideas in his head....he's pissed now!!!



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User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1520 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):
Good lord, don't put ideas in his head....he's pissed now!!!

Whos pissed? I dont think our drunk thread starter here is currently capable of being pissed. I dont think hes capable of anything at all right now.

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineTNNH From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 219 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

that was funny dude. the wake turbulence bit.

if anyone gives a shit, im doing a similar thing. was supposed to go to a black tie benefit at the met tonight to meet a girl i like, but my buddy/wingman is stuck in traffic on the taconic coming home from albany. thing ends at 12 and i really dont want to show up alone, so im doing shots of patrone and drinking blue moons. im also emailing my boss (not good idea!) and reading reviews of the borat movie (good idea!).

over and out

TNNH


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting TNNH (Reply 17):
so im doing shots of patrone

 bigthumbsup 

Good Stuff!!!

Southern Comfort with a Pepsi chaser...  cheerful 


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1507 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):

At least when you post drunk, you don't make a total ass outta yourself like I do.

Two words: DRINK WATER.


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1500 times:

Oh man, this thread has got me thinkin.......

A smirnoff Ice twist with sour apple....ooooohhhhhh baby!

some guiness! guiness!! im in heaven......


Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1484 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):
some guiness

Well, you're not only underage, you can't even spell Guinness. I'm the beer Nazi, so you lose.  Wink


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1482 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):

No beer for you...


User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10338 posts, RR: 26
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1469 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 14):
Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac...

Dude, you're in high school and you drink Hennessy??? Fuck man, go get some college student to sell you some warm Natty Ice.

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 16):
Whos pissed? I dont think our drunk thread starter here is currently capable of being pissed. I dont think hes capable of anything at all right now.

Suggest you look up the British meaning of "pissed."

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):
A smirnoff Ice twist with sour apple....ooooohhhhhh baby!

 no 



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User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1469 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 22):

You cant taake it away from me!! you cant...........


25 Lazarus31 : hmmm.....not sure bout the wake turbulence but im sure it must have some sort of traffic avoidance system......have u seen a flock of birds flying and
26 Wahoo : ducking frunk... I'll join ya...
27 Post contains images Futurecaptain : Not in several European countries.
28 Seb146 : I'm having a few Kokanees myself and this thread has me wondering: Are there wake turbulance behind a gaggle of geese? Would a sparrow have to worry a
29 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : What, already drinking? That's not fair, I still have to work tomorrow! Doesn't seem like...
30 Post contains images FXramper : ...thinking about your Hooters girl again...Jesus H. Christ.
31 HPLASOps : What the hell are you doing paying $25 for a car wash? That's your first problem. I've never spent more than $8 for one. I'm getting off work in 30 m
32 Post contains images Kieron747 : Kieron747 PS. Birds are aware of wake turbulance and slipstream, one reason for formation flying is to utilise slipstream thus conserving energy in f
33 Post contains images Melpax : It's already Friday night here & I'm on my second Bitburger!
34 Post contains links KaiGywer : That honor goes to Sushka. If A 747 Were To Have 100,000 Pigeons In It... (by Sushka Feb 7 2002 in Civil Aviation)
35 TNNH : party last night went well. so many hot chicks. damn! anyway, im going to try and get laid tonight. good luck to y'all TNNH
36 767Lover : DCs, This isn't going to be one of those threads where you disappear and everyone goes into a frenzy worrying about you, is it?
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