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Party Pranks; The Top Shelf  
User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4347 posts, RR: 21
Posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2730 times:

According to the urban dictionary, a top shelf is When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.

Really good stuff, has anyone ever done something like that?


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User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2716 times:

I haven't done anything nasty like that myself. But in high school i was friends with a lot of farmers, a few being pig farmers. Well one of them happened to be a big name in pig breeding (harvesting semen from them). And he was able to get a hold of some...and it was winter. He spread the stuff on the door handle and windshield of a couple people he didn't like. I found it really nasty, but he thought it was hilarious


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User currently offlineRammstein From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Thread starter):
When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet.

 ill 

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 1):
Well one of them happened to be a big name in pig breeding (harvesting semen from them). And he was able to get a hold of some...and it was winter. He spread the stuff on the door handle and windshield of a couple people he didn't like.

 vomit 


User currently offlineAGC525 From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 989 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2644 times:

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Thread starter):
a top shelf is When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet

I've always known it as an "upper deck". Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

Funny as hell.



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User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4347 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2577 times:

Quoting AGC525 (Reply 3):
've always known it as an "upper deck". Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

HAHAHAHA!!!! Good one



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User currently offlineHPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2571 times:

Quoting AGC525 (Reply 3):
Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

That's awesome, American ingenuity at it's best. Top Shelf, Upper Deck, and Turtle Farm. I have so much to learn.


User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2569 times:

Find a spittoon that you have filled up from Copenhagen and mix it with sweet tea so it looks like tea. Then serve it to whoever you want to mess with. Watch them puke their guts out. Its funny as Hell.

-Delta767300ER


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2539 times:

Are these party pranks.......I thought Party Pranks were different  biggrin 
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