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Friday's Stupid Thread - What Orange Juice Colour  
User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2194 posts, RR: 35
Posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2578 times:

As UTA_flyinghigh is currently looking after his daughter (and unable to post stupid threads today), he has asked me to post such a thing.

So, what orange juice colour do purchase/drink (orange, red, etc...)?

Runway23 (In Codeshare with UTA_Flyinghigh & Alia)

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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2571 times:

Red orange juice? Surely thats not actually "Orange" juice by definition!! Big grin

Anyway, the stuff we get is usually a sort of yellowy colour.

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2567 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Anyway, the stuff we get is usually a sort of yellowy colour.

You sure that's juice...?  

Thom@s

[Edited 2006-11-10 12:47:34]


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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2561 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 2):
You sure that's juice...?

Yeah, piss is usually lighter (normal) or browner (diseased) Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2555 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Yeah, piss is usually lighter (normal) or browner (diseased)

This is your field isn't it? (Thank God something is...)

Thom@s  Wink



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2551 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
This is your field isn't it? (Thank God something is...)

I used to quite like you but now..................  devil 

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2549 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
This is your field isn't it?

When the nurse keeps talking about it, it eventually sinks in to even the most senile of minds...  Wink



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2548 times:

Duh - what colour is orange juice ? Oooh my brain hurrttsss !

Only one juice is fit to drink - Tropicana Pure Premium Without Pulp. Mmmm.


And it's ORANGE. Dufus.


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2547 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
Only one juice is fit to drink - Tropicana Pure Premium Without Pulp. Mmmm.

I do have to thank you, Mr JGPH1A... Because the best juice for us is the Tropicana Pulpissimo !!! So thank you for leaving us the pulp, it's much better with than without !

And as for the stupid question, orange juice is orange. period.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2547 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
Oooh my brain hurrttsss !

I suppose that at least answers one oft-asked question....  scratchchin 



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2542 times:

Quoting 707CMF (Reply 8):
So thank you for leaving us the pulp, it's much better with than without !

Eueuwww - pulp is the scalpal exfoliations of Beelzebub, and subject to eternal fatwah ! You are more than welcome to it, you strange person !


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2540 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Eueuwww - pulp is the scalpal exfoliations of Beelzebub, and subject to eternal fatwah !

Just because they don't serve it as part of a Big Mac Meal.



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User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2540 times:

Quoting 707CMF (Reply 8):
And as for the stupid question, orange juice is orange. period.

Try telling that to the Italians. They think orange juice is in fact supposed to be red.

[Edited 2006-11-10 13:36:27]

User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2538 times:

Quoting 707CMF (Reply 8):
And as for the stupid question, orange juice is orange. period.

Blood orange juice is crimson. Period.

Taken from the Tropicana UK website

Quote:
Sanguinello
100% pure squeezed Sicilian blood oranges give Tropicana Sanguinello its stunning crimson colour and tantalising taste. One sip and you'll be smitten.

 bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2531 times:

Quoting BCAL (Reply 13):
Blood orange juice is crimson. Period

Blood orange juice is not orange juice. Because it's not orange. Duh. It is some foul genetically modified Mediterranean abomination that should be spurned by all right-thinking persons.


User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2527 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):

So would you also say that Pink Grapefruit is not grapefruit as it is some foul genetically modified Floridan abomination that should be spurned by all right-thinking persons?

Pink grapefruit is much nicer than ordinary grapefruit, at least it is not so bitter.



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2527 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):
It is some foul genetically modified Mediterranean abomination

Physician, heal thyself....  Wink



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2522 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 16):
Physician, heal thyself....

I knew as soon as I typed that, you'd come back with some such oafish riposte ! We are profoundly unamused. Back to you dirt, villein !

Quoting BCAL (Reply 15):
So would you also say that Pink Grapefruit is not grapefruit as it is some foul genetically modified Floridan abomination that should be spurned by all right-thinking persons?

Yes I would.  yuck 


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2512 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
I knew as soon as I typed that, you'd come back with some such oafish riposte !

Alas, quoting literature several millennia old appears to be outside of your compass. Perhaps in future I should confine myself to more contemporary prose in keeping with your limited intellectual outlook. I understand the vernacular "shut it, you slag" from the popular television programme EastEnders might be more in your sphere of cultural awareness.  snooty 



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2509 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 18):
Alas, quoting literature several millennia old appears to be outside of your compass

Given your immense age, quoting anachronistic and apocryphal "literature" is not surprising, but it behoves one to move with the times, and stay abreast of current trends.

Quoting Banco (Reply 18):
I understand the vernacular "shut it, you slag" from the popular television programme EastEnders might be more in your sphere of cultural awareness

Here is a case in point. The documentary series "EastEnders" allows the keen anthropologist to study at close quarters the peculiar sub-species known as the "Cock-er-nee" in its natural habitat, surrounded by it's inherent mileu of geezers, market barrah-boyees and dodgy gear. It provides valuable insights into the current mores and habits of the great unwashed, allowing a greater understanding of such phenomena as "the owled beyuwl" and "garn ap Waest".


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2508 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 12):
Try telling that to the Italians. They think orange juice is in fact supposed to be red.

Then again, they are Italian...

"Blood orange" is not an orange...

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2501 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
I knew as soon as I typed that, you'd come back with some such oafish riposte ! We are profoundly unamused. Back to you dirt, villein !

Should that not be "your" dirt? Just the merest hint of haste there in your response JG! Which means we are getting to you. Which means the peasants are indeed revolting!! Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2501 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
The documentary series "EastEnders" allows the keen anthropologist to study at close quarters the peculiar sub-species known as the "Cock-er-nee" in its natural habitat, surrounded by it's inherent mileu of geezers, market barrah-boyees and dodgy gear. It provides valuable insights into the current mores and habits of the great unwashed, allowing a greater understanding of such phenomena as "the owled beyuwl" and "garn ap Waest".

Indeed so. However, I fear that this particular study breaks all rules of science, by allowing interaction with the group. One can see regrettable instances of contamination, such as the occasional failure to clearly enunciate a glottal stop, or the presence of higher levels of technology such as the "kharsi", clearly out of place in such a society. One can only lament such ruinously poor practice, allowing the likes of Skidmarks to participate in totally unsuitable forms of discourse, such as this eminent forum. It will do no good you know.



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2501 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
allowing the likes of Skidmarks to participate in totally unsuitable forms of discourse, such as this eminent forum

Without my charm and wit this forum would be nothing!! Now, get back to work puny mortal before the wrath of Glod doth strike you down!!  devil 

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2497 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 23):
Without my charm and wit this forum would be nothing!! Now, get back to work puny mortal before the wrath of Glod doth strike you down!!

Ah, JGP, I believe you should inspect this latest example carefully. Firstly, one can see the narrow horizons of the subject, failing to even comprehend that its betters might not need to work. Secondly there is the attempt to converse in a manner that those around them are accustomed to, yet one can only pity the clumsy and inadequate attempts to drop in words that they feel are suitable for a more intellectual plane, no matter how anachronistic or out of place they might be. Thirdly, one can observe the primitive attempts at verbal breast-beating. Granted, this is an improvement on the genuine article, which was recently made an offence under the obscene publications act, but I do fear that anthropology has much to answer for in its earnest but misguided desire to gain an understanding through interaction.



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25 Post contains images Skidmarks : Yep, as I thought. Total bollocks!! Andy
26 JGPH1A : I must concur. Clearly this type of interactive anthropological study has corrupted this subject, causing him to question his lowly origins and curre
27 Post contains images Skidmarks : And this from a bloated, overweight landlocked Whale, who has swallowed a dictionary! Ha! Your worthy enough to be castigated with AerospaceFan for y
28 CastleIsland : Plus ASF likes blood orange juice and pink grapefroot juice wif pulp.
29 Banco : I fear you may be correct, JGP. Witness the lack of genuine understanding of this modern day hidegild for contemporary linguistics; the confusion of
30 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : Grey and chunky
31 JGPH1A : I can hardly be held responsible for the lamentable illiteracy rampant in the lower echelons of society, as evidenced by your coarse and misspelt vit
32 Post contains images Skidmarks : Your days are numbered, posh boy!! When I get my new job in the UK you'll be within striking distance and completely vulnerable to the wit and sarcas
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