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Ex-U.K. Official: Extraterrestrial Attack Possible  
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1890 times:

Long dismissed as a staple of science fiction, the possibility of an attack upon Earth by extraterrestrials has been raised by a former high-ranking official at the British Ministry of Defense, according to a recent news article.

Before assuming his post as chief of the directorate responsible for the study of unidentified flying objects, Nick Pope, who headed Britain's real-life equivalent of the "X Files" project in the early 1990's, had been skeptical of the view that UFO's were vehicles from alien civilizations, according to the report. Now, however, he warns that the United Kingdom is "wide open" to extraterrestrials.

For more information, please see:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._article_id=415514&in_page_id=1770

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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1887 times:

This being the Daily Mail, expect a follow up front page headline tomorrow morning warning that alien invaders are taking British jobs...


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1879 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 1):
This being the Daily Mail, expect a follow up front page headline tomorrow morning warning that alien invaders are taking British jobs...

Maybe so, but aren't they doing jobs Britons won't do?

In America, at least, that's what aliens are doing. According to President Bush, that is.


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1876 times:

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 2):
Maybe so, but aren't they doing jobs Britons won't do?

Nonsense. These aliens turn up in their spaceships, and end up on benefits and coming over here for free medical treatment. It's a disgrace.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineFemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1873 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 3):
Nonsense. These aliens turn up in their spaceships, and end up on benefits and coming over here for free medical treatment. It's a disgrace.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Gotta love that one!!!


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12510 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1873 times:
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Obviously a slow news day. sarcastic 

Only one thing surprises me more than the rediculous scare-mongoring the Daily Mail does, and that's the fact that people buy the rag. banghead 



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1867 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 5):
Only one thing surprises me more than the rediculous scare-mongoring the Daily Mail does, and that's the fact that people buy the rag.

Would that make Nick Pope wrong, though?


User currently offlineSmithAir747 From Canada, joined Jan 2004, 1628 posts, RR: 28
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1861 times:

Too late!

We're already here amongst you earthlings!

We have infiltrated your religious leadership, governments, educational systems, military forces, even your business and economic spheres! It will not be long before we totally control your world!

Be very afraid!

Signed,
SmithAir747 and fellow aliens!



I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made... (Psalm 139:14)
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12510 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1861 times:
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Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 6):
Would that make Nick Pope wrong, though?

Let's face it, if an alien race has the technology to travel over billions of miles to get here, they've probably got the technology to give our sorry collective asses a damn good thrashing.

Even Uncle Sam and Mom's apple pie won't save us! wink 

Unless... we can somehow sneak aboard the mother ship and download a virus in to their computer system, then the President can fly an F-18 and lead a counter-attack against their attack ships. Woohoo! Oh wait, that was Hollywood. sarcastic 



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1857 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Let's face it, if an alien race has the technology to travel over billions of miles to get here, they've probably got the technology to give our sorry collective asses a damn good thrashing.

Unless we do have above-top-secret, reverse-engineered alien technology at Groom Lake....

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Unless... we can somehow sneak aboard the mother ship and download a virus in to their computer system, then the President can fly an F-18 and lead a counter-attack against their attack ships.

Don't forget about the rehabilitated drunk in the biplane!

Quoting SmithAir747 (Reply 7):
We have infiltrated your religious leadership, governments, educational systems, military forces, even your business and economic spheres! It will not be long before we totally control your world!

Madonna... the Paris Hilton phenonemon.... It all makes sense now!


User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1843 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 3):
Nonsense. These aliens turn up in their spaceships, and end up on benefits and coming over here for free medical treatment. It's a disgrace.

Reminds me of that sketch I saw when the aliens had landed in London. When the chief alien first communicated to the earthling, instead of asking to be taken to 'your leader', the alien asked where the benefits office was. The earthing pointed the direction, and soon thousands of aliens were seen heading towards the benefits office to sign on for free housing etc.

Welcome to the UK!



MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

"Space, let me repeat, is enormous. The average distance between stars out there is 20 million million miles. Even at speeds approaching those of light, these are fantastically challenging distances for any traveling individual. Of course, it is possible that alien beings travel billions of miles to amuse themselves by planting crop circles in Wiltshire or frightening the daylights out of some poor guy in a pickup truck on a lonely road in Arizona (they must have teenagers, after all), but it does seem unlikely."

Bill Bryson
A Short History of Nearly Everything


Cheers,
Kyle


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