BaylorAirBear From United States, joined Jan 2005, 2908 posts, RR: 58 Posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2390 times:
I'm off on a date in about twenty minutes. I'm not saying that this girl is the most beautiful that I have ever been with, but she's in the top four. Considering the state of things, this is not one that I can let slip by. She will be mine.
And, as always, if at all possible, a trip report, with pictures, will follow.
STLGph From United States, joined Oct 2004, 8037 posts, RR: 32 Reply 14, posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2230 times:
I'm probably not hitting "it," I might go for hitting "them". I'm in Champaign. It was a game day today. Despite the loss, the mood is always jubulant as the fraternity boys will have drunk so much they don't care who they go home with, doubling my chances and odds. I'm awaiting the girls and the other girls to finish the touches on their hair and we're out the door.
Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
CastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 15, posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2195 times:
Well, I've spent the afternoon and evening with LHMark, Nancy, N229NW, and an ancillary figure (Mark's buddy who ranks 9.5 on the Liberal scale) and who has been coerced to join A.net.
Five beers and five triple scotches at the Peoples Republik here in Cambridge, and I'm not half dead drunk. All I'm hittin' is my voice mail from a certain vixen who will remain nameless.
BaylorAirBear From United States, joined Jan 2005, 2908 posts, RR: 58 Reply 22, posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2058 times:
Okay dfufdes. This was goosd. We started at Ninfa's, a nice mexican restaurant. We then went back to her place, where i was intoroduiced to her frienssssds,., Then, we went to ha a house party, then onto= Bogart's, whti9cnh is your usual pub. Afterwards, ikt was back to hger place, then on to West, Texas, to the Little Czech bakery, for sausage kolaches. Then, we eretieurnde to her apartment for some of the good stuff. Suffice it to say, it waws totally awesome, swear to Yahweh.
After about an hour, I returnde home, and here i am.
AndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 23, posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2041 times:
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 22):
After about an hour, I returnde home, and here i am.
Judging from your slurred speech, I guess she got to 'know' you and gave you the proper response for your indecent proposal...a swift, hard smack accross the face.
Speedbirdie From United Kingdom (England), joined May 2006, 831 posts, RR: 63 Reply 24, posted (2 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2044 times:
Oh but of course.. Speedbirdie.. in on the weekend.. Single?? Not a freakin chance!!
Had a date with a cop last night, was the 4th date, didnt go too bad but not the best either, think ill let him go though..
Am currently mad about someone else with whom we had our first date on friday. Anyway, was on the phone to him all last night whilst he was visiting Tel Aviv and have plans this week to see him on Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday and possibly Thursday and Friday!!
Guys and Girls, look out for wedding invites in the post, I rekon this could be the one!!
A Truely hyped Speedbirdie
Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am, is a Woman in a mask..
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 7): Beggars really can be choosers! Anyway, its kinder than what she's saying about you on BarbieCollectors.net. Something about "mercy..."
The word "pity" appeared a number of times (and a lot of "gagging" smilies)
Remember BAB - "Rohipnol means never having to say you're sorry"
26 AndesSMF: Well, in that case, congratulations! BTW, I mean this as a very serious matter, and have proven this by actual research. Most guys will know the girl
27 BaylorAirBear: True, very true. As you say, most people I know, who are married, share in this sentiment. BAB
28 BMIFlyer: So, how did it go? Exactly, how much rope did you use? Nice one I didn't go out last night simply because where I live, none of my friends live even
30 TedTAce: BAB, I pity you. Only an hour at the chicks place making whoopie.. When I was your age I would spend the entire night and wouldn't get a wink of sleep
31 JGPH1A: Wow - if it took all night, it must have been "Monopoly" - you stud muffin you !
32 Express1: Ah so your trip report will be just that,trip,fall and crawl home,end of trip report!! lol dave
33 DL021: Hey...if you invite your other hand you could have a three-way! Ladies and gentlemen....I have to say that not only is she hot, but she's nice. Hell,
34 BaylorAirBear: Hmmm, so this was unexpected. I hadn't planned on an encore performance. However, just as I was laying my beautiful head down this morning, my phone r
35 San747: I say go for it... You don't know for sure she wants babies and marriage, etc. Would you still want to be in a relationship with her?
36 EWS: She turns me on with her big BAB-elons! Lew
37 Pope: I learned a long time ago that the guys who do the most talking about "hitting it" are the ones who are actually hitting it the least. Instead of talk
38 BaylorAirBear: Haha, you're funny. Why didn't I think of that? You're first in line for the photos, Lew! If she did wants those things? No, not at all. Mind you, "I
39 EWS: Yeah you gotta watch Daleaholic these days, he does alot of wierd stuff! Lew
40 Express1: Hannah is the only person i know to have more dates than a 12 month calender!!! Fit or what!!! dave
42 Pope: Says the man whose first thought after purportingly hitting it was to come post the "accomplishment" on an internet forum. Those who can - do. Those
43 Speedbirdie: Hmm at first I took great offense to that.. Looking at it now in a clearer light, I agree!! Hehehehe..
44 BMIFlyer: Well, just got in from work - and now its another night in for me then...... Lee
45 NoUFO: And you have been with how many so far? Four? Three?
46 BaylorAirBear: Are you counting in the hundreds? BAB
53 Rolfen: I'm talking to a girl which is pretty beatiful, unfortunately, I'm having some pretty serious CBs: - We spoke yesterday she said that for the next wee
55 IAH777: Somewhere, a fraternity boy is waking up thinking, Whoa. I musta been so wasted last night, I fell asleep naked! What's that taste in my mouth? Is th
56 Kieron747: Well ladies and gentlemen. BAB is not the only one to score, I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that Kieron747 had a successful weekend too, and
57 DL021: well, congrats! maybe you can get a Jewish girl and then a black girl...and maybe a Latino male just complete your sexual tour of the world...
58 Pope: No need to get defensive just because I pointed out what appears to be some psychological insecurities evident in your writings.
60 Kieron747: LOL! Alas no, and she didn't say "me love you long time" either! Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the womb. Lighten up! Ahhh, I notice
61 Express1: and in the bag was that oriental chicken in black bean sause!!! dave
62 DL021: Not being grumpy...just sarcastic.....no need to get defensive there pumpkin....
63 STLGph: well it did seem just a *tad* edgy. didn't know if your wife had been blurting about "your special features" while you were on speaker phone again! h
64 AndesSMF: You all can talk about 'baggin the chicks' and whatever, but do any of you actually keep them coming back? After all, what happens after the first imp
65 DL021: Ah...the wife asked me what was wrong with what she said, I told her nothing, but I was definitely getting a new speakerphone.....
67 AndesSMF: Congratulations on tickling the correct parts!
68 BaylorAirBear: I can trace every Chinese character with my tongue. BAB
69 AndesSMF: That's a plus. But you know, there are plenty of other, more unusual, ways of tickling the right spots at the right time. The only real tip I give to
70 BaylorAirBear: I agree. I took a class in massage therapy. In addition, I am full aware of a woman's erogenous zones, and how she responds to certain stimuli. Belie
71 AndesSMF: Well, soul brother, we are not just 'one trick ponies'!
72 767Lover: And yet only a few days ago BAB was spouting this drivel: ...If I could find a woman that would appreciate all of these qualities in me, and not use m
73 AndesSMF: Had this problem twice. When you are soooo good in the sack, sometimes you get the girl who hasnt experienced such pleasures before, and they try to
74 BaylorAirBear: That's not at all drivel. That's exactly how I feel. However, there aren't many women like that, at all, anymore. When I find one, I guarantee I'll h
75 Kieron747: Well I would hope so, for instance after my Saturday night encounter we exchanged mobile numbers and I saw her again last night. Don't get me wrong A
76 Speedbirdie: Ah, looks like love is in the air then! After lusting after the man of my dreams for 2 years, I finally have him.. and he left my place this morning..
78 BaylorAirBear: And people wonder why I go to grad school?!? The more mature, educated, sophisticated man is the easiest angle to work in the book! BAB
79 767Lover: That may be, but you sound from this thread that you are just objectifying women (or at the very least, this woman). The point of this thread seems t
80 BaylorAirBear: Well, yeah! Conquest is too strong a word, though. How about achievement? She bagged me! I am the unwitting victim. Well, why do you think I'm seeing
81 Kieron747: So, BAB, was she wet as an Otter's pocket? Kieron747
82 BaylorAirBear: Before I even introduced myself! BAB
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