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I'm Sick...  
User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (13 years 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 914 times:

Hello,

I'm feelign very sick today, so can someone tell afew good jokes or soemthing to get me un-sick, so at least I start feeling a bit better?

I'm not sure what I have but it feels like the flu. I feel like this today:

Bleck,

Aloha 737-200

25 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 864 times:

Think of the infamous Archie Bunker.
 Sleepy



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAgnusBymaster From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 652 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 856 times:

You'll feel a lot better if you turn off that computer!

User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 853 times:

Why do you say that Agnus

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 849 times:

I don't tell jokes to sick people.

User currently offlineThe Paul From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 844 times:

Turn your computer off, get into bed and watch a movie.

User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 828 times:

Turn your computer off, get into bed and watch a movie.

A porno... Yea...


User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 824 times:

uck, I'm not in the mood for a porno  Sad

Wel I made myself some beef ramen noodles, that stuff is good on an upset stomach


User currently offlineBombstar From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 814 times:

If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you'll wake up with smelly fingers.

User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5310 posts, RR: 61
Reply 9, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 799 times:

Hey Aloha,

Was feeling really sick and down for the past few days (headache, earache, all) Woke up this morning and went to the chemist, now I am feeling way better.

For a laugh try , perhaps make a few prank calls or do a bit of spotting. So you live in Hawaii, what Island? I mean, if it is Oahu, HNL Airport is pretty much only 1 dollar (or 2 if you have to change) away. And on top of it, in Hawaii you have those brilliant beaches. I just dream about going to Waime Bay, Sunset Beach or Hanauma Bay right now. You have it all on your doorstep. Cheer up. Big grin

Jeremiah



Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 799 times:

If you goto bed smoking a joint, youll prolly catch your bed on fire...



User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 792 times:

LOL

User currently offlineBoeing757fan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 791 times:

See mean, we camer thru again...

 Big grin Hope you feel better.



User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 783 times:

I'm feeling tons better, ate two blueberry muffins and a bowl of beef ramen noodles, and now I'm feeling ok with just a bit of a high temperature, and a small headache, but much better.

See fopr yourself, http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/143315/

Aloha 737-290!!  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 14, posted (13 years 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 773 times:

take LSD, you might become normal  Big grin

User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (13 years 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 765 times:

Well, I'm gonna start my homework now.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (13 years 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 757 times:

Homework...So much for feeling better.  Big grin


User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (13 years 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 754 times:

No kidding.

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 18, posted (13 years 4 weeks ago) and read 747 times:

Oh man, screw the homework

User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (13 years 4 weeks ago) and read 744 times:

I can't exacly screw the homeowrk, here's what I have to do:

six (6) U.S. History2 worksheets,

A test review for Sociology

Invent a native americna name for myself for Native American literature, then illustrate the name into symbols which represent the name.

That's alot of work, considerig there's 12 essay questions on each US history 2 worksheet.  Sad


User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4364 posts, RR: 19
Reply 20, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 725 times:

Take some Cipro.

That looks like Stan barfing in Wendy in South Park.

Kevin/DCA



SIX T'S!......TURN. TIME. TWIST. THROTTLE. TALK. TRACK.
User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4364 posts, RR: 19
Reply 21, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 725 times:

Take some Cipro.

That looks like Stan barfing in Wendy on South Park.

Kevin/DCA



SIX T'S!......TURN. TIME. TWIST. THROTTLE. TALK. TRACK.
User currently offlineEGFF From UK - Wales, joined Sep 2001, 2201 posts, RR: 12
Reply 22, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 714 times:

Get Well Soon Aloha!!! Big grin
EGFF



All together or not at all
User currently offlineStrickerje From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 723 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 695 times:

Homework? When you're sick? Ugh, I'd sure never do that! (Of course I never do my homework anyway.) Ever notice that one tends to get sick on the weekends or holidays in order to miss as little school as possible? I wonder why that is... Well, cheer up, you've got us! (Is that really a good thing? Eh, you decide...)

-Jeffrey S.


User currently offlineRwy31R From Saudi Arabia, joined Aug 2001, 454 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 680 times:

Aloha 737-200...

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!



"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3189 posts, RR: 12
Reply 25, posted (13 years 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 677 times:

If you want to get your homework done you are going to have to stay off the computer, lucky for me the internet was not around in the form it is now or I would not have got any homework done at all.



Why fly non stop when you can connect
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