HA! You have a Yule Log. Every time I think about those things, I think about a scene in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
"Which is to say Christmas. As in Yule. Yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. But I mean, you know, if I had a log, not in the sense that you think I that said that I did...."
Kazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 8800 times:
Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 5): HA! You have a Yule Log. Every time I think about those things, I think about a scene in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
They Are not mine! they are the Hoes... She is addicted to them and going to be a heffa lunp in a few weeks from over dosing on them.
Walter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5 Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 8660 times:
Walter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5 Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 8631 times:
EasternSon From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 660 posts, RR: 1 Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 8628 times:
Me and the new Bride - October 21, 2006.
It's a horrible picture of a half-drunk groom at the end of a very tiring day, so please be kind.
Liddy looks as beautiful as ever
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
30 Fbgdavidson: Last weekend...having just come down from the rather tranquil 102nd floor My wife's good friend lived in Waynesboro until yesterday...fortunately I'v
31 BaylorAirBear: A well-rested, yet bearded, BAB. Standby for the clean version of BAB. BAB
32 9V: So did you get a shag that night? This is me btw. About 8 years ago! But I still look the same.
33 Jetjack74: With a friend in Trafalgar Sq in August. In Caltagerone, Sicily looking for pottery for the woman. In Newquay in April Loading a pallet onto the airc
34 EasternSon: Of course! And I'm proud to say that we went 7 for 7 on the honeymoon in Curacao!
35 Linco22: Here is another one of me and another pink sort of shirt....
36 ORDRyan28: Id like to visit Sicily so bad, i envy you...how was it?
37 BMIFlyer: You were with me, you fool No.... You still look great no matter what, it seems. Lucky you I wass just gonna ask that Yes, she does
38 Speedbird747BA: Lee, are you lookin for some? Id go out on a limb here and, despit what flaming I might get from this, say that Kaz and Hannah are bot rather pretty/
39 Speedbird747BA: In that pic you look like you have had a bit too much to drink there, buddy. Cheers, Kyle PS - Ill post one of me when I can find one halfway decent!
40 QANTAS077: yes the wall is painted in Wunala Dreaming scheme and the lounge has 6 Qantas dreamtime seats. i'm the astroboy with the black top. fairly pissed by
41 Daleaholic: You Smashed the A330 Have posted this one before a few times, cannot be bothered to take a new one!!!
42 FighterPilot: Me and a friend at a party. I'm on the right. Cal
43 Piercey: In July, at the seat of a COex ERJ-145 twinkies
44 Mandala499: Hmmm... "looks like the pic didn't turn out the way I wanted it!" *evil grin* Mandala499
45 BMIFlyer: No, you aren't my type sorry OK, truthfully, with Hannah or Kaz? Not at all, i'm just being friendly, they both know that Lee
46 Frontiercpt: Me + Halloween + Princess Crown Booth= Me.
47 Saigonhouston: What's the heck...here is the latest of moi.
48 TedTAce: I hope you are going to take a weed eater to those flucking eyebrows man!!! Gees how can a woman look you straight in the face much less give it up t
49 Cadet57: Bored at work tonight so here is one with some sunglasses we found in the back room:
50 YYZAeroEng: Taken at the Jungfrau in Switzerland this past September.
61 JGPH1A: Is there enough exfoliating cream in the entire universe ? I have my doubts...
62 BaylorAirBear: You twat! It's merely a result of post processing the shitty webcam photo. If I leave it in color, my face is very washed out. I have to put it in gr
63 JGPH1A: There's only so much digital enhancement can do to overcome nature's inherent cruelty.
64 Carmenlu15: Is there any way that could be done in a separate thread? I wouldn't want my PC monitor to go kaputt after unwittingly displaying Ted's photo...
65 Linco22: I may have had a touch too much, it was my 23rd birthday on that night out.... BAB, a good workman never blames his tools....
66 BaylorAirBear: It's a fine line I walk, trying to keep the masses happy. If I have to practise an act of humility, so be it! BAB
67 AirPacific747: Great with some more females on this website.. especially beautiful females!
68 Shamrock350: Me with my mate Laura out side a McDonald's.
69 Miamiair: My son in N610DL at NAS Pensacola Blue Angels Homecoming. Goes to show you, aviation is in the blood.
70 Fbgdavidson: It's been 7hrs since Noora posted and the inevitable leery post from BMIFlyer hasn't appeared yet! Come on man, you are letting the side down! Maybe i
71 JGPH1A: He is presumably still unconscious, having swooned with unrequited lust
72 Noora: I'll be just fine without Lee posting that, thanks
73 AirPacific747: So for how long did you spy on us before you became a member?
74 Noora: Was it that obvious? Well, I first came around this site in the beginning of this year and got hooked. I know more about you guys than you would li
77 Jetset7E7: Another picture from Kavos, CFU August 2006. Sorry about the poor quality its a scan from a photo. Well away... Mark
78 Kazzie: Shot down before he even said anything... Love it!
79 FXramper: He needs them to protect his eyes from the sunlight when he's lining up a shot with the 7mm.
80 JRadier: Because not everyone visits the BCN thread I guess I'll repost it here. Photo is courtesy of Yirina. But I do start to wonder why we only had Kaz and
81 Kazzie: Yeh great init! I think we should change the forum color to pink!
82 NIKV69: I was paying more attention to your Keds, lava lamp and USAirways model, oh yea and your Rocky and Bullwinkle sticker!
83 Noora: Brings to mind the last April fool, the main page was pink all over, wasn't it? What a horrible day that was!
84 JRadier: Haleluja! Nice for an hour, horrible for a day, pure torture if we have it for the rest of the time as well.
85 Thom@s: It's going to take a long time to get those tounges off the floor and back in their mouths... But to be fair, it was a nice picture. I'm guessing som
86 Vio: YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS FINE...land... I can't wait to go back (in January).... Nora! Ma rakastan sua!!! okay... well maybe that's a little to
98 BMIFlyer: Hello Hey, I have been at work, so I have an excuse. See above I think my comment is enough. By the way, ignore the guys, they are only jealous Lee
102 Walter747: poor lee Here's something to cheer you up! =]
103 BMIFlyer: The meaning of the pic is what exactly? Less of the "poor". Lee
104 BaylorAirBear: I'm usually quick with a quip, Laverne, but you're gonna have to tell me why that is funny. BAB
105 Walter747: it sounds funny and the family made it more funny.
106 ORDRyan28: couldn't find anything, i dont take pictures of myself in college anymore, but here's me from my physics class last year on the left, maroon shirt, do
107 Jran225: This thread is effin hilarious and that's before Noora joined the discussion, lol. So here's my little contribution: Daytrip to my hometown of Philade
109 YooYoo: Me and my girls enjoying a spider dog from the fire pit in our backyard.
110 LOT767-300ER: More kiss ass from Patricia. At least shes fairly close to you! You could probably blindfold Carmen with Dental Floss.. (Pretend you didnt hear me sa
111 Captaingomes: I don't think having a hairy back will ever be cool.
112 ORDRyan28: tryin to find pictures of myself last year at quarterback...no luck on my high school's website (i guess no one took pics when i started...) ...i wish
113 Carmenlu15: One in a million, I know... Too late for that . Now where is that "Delete LOT's account" button...?
114 Halcyon: Not to be too feminine, but that's so sweet. I hope to have my own family like that one day. Lucas
115 Lnglive1011yyz: Kids are cute Andy God, I thot my family was the only one to have spiderdogs!!!!!!! 1011yyz
116 Vaporlock: OK....here is one of my little doggie and I...this was taken last winter! You can tell it was coooooooooool out!!! The picture was taken at Lake Simco
117 Frontiercpt: Ooooo how fun that would be to do a track workout on a frozen lake! Like running on sand...but colder...and less forgiving when you trip and fall (or
118 LOT767-300ER: You cant delete your European master Thats not one of those Bischon Frise (Spelling?) My neighbor had one, until I smacked the living crap out of it
119 TedTAce: Dude, there isn't a monitor big enough/resilliant enough to display my image. But at least my eyebrows don't look like a science experiment gone wron
121 Vaporlock: LOL....nope no dreads for me....my hair is very long and it has lots of natural curl... She is a French Poodle.....an old one 15 1/2...she's my littl
122 GOCAPS16: Cute pup, Phylis. It looks cooold..Don't let LOT767-300ER near your dog. He has some doggie fettish that no nody knows about. :-P
124 YooYoo: hehehehe...it's fun to do these things especially now that we have a backyard big enough to do this in. Our other house i honestly felt clostrophobic
125 ANCFlyer: There are some truly beautiful ladies in these pictures . . . . From the recent BHM meet . . . ready to kill some paper . . . damn that was a great, f
126 N1120A: What beard Eric? All I have are old ones: Taken at home in Los Angeles on a tired night. Taken on the road, just outside Baton Rouge. Nearing the end
134 JGPH1A: At whom are you shooting ? That would dictate to a large extent the level of stress relief, I'm sure
135 Daleaholic: Looking at the position of his gun, I'm guessing your ass!!! Just kidding, Here's a new one of me, new haircut and everything!
136 Frontiercpt: Awww man I miss Thailand so much lol, that picture totally brought back the smell and all that jazz lol...
137 EWS: Nice photo but who is that ugly ba**ard coving your face? (You look rather chimpish!) Lew
138 GOCAPS16: Jeeps and Airplanes...my two favourite things. [Edited 2006-11-20 02:12:13]
139 GOCAPS16: Mule Logs, huh? Do they taste good, Kaz?
140 Walter747: it says Yule Logs lol that sounds funny. =] by her expression it looks like they taste good.
141 Kazzie: I didnt have any! Thats Hannahs Hoes and Hannahs food addiction!
142 Walter747: food addiction don't people need help with that lol.
143 MattRB: Out at YYZ, the business end of rwy 05 last month.
144 Adopim88: I'll join in on this too, here is a pic of me last weekend at one of the air and space museums, sorry the quality isn't that good but it was kinda dar
147 ANCFlyer: From his profile: Frontiercpt Real Name: Sean (AKA Timmy) E-mail: Contact Gender: Male Age: 13-15 He's 15 years old at best . . . . what do YOU think
148 Lazarus31: look at your picture and go absolutely ga ga just beacause ur female signed 99.99% of Anet.
149 American757: i'll post my pics when a new thread is started. i have a few updated ones
150 Lazarus31: I didn't wanna say it. BUT, ANCFlyer pretty much just described whats gonna happen Adopim88 Laz
151 Adopim88: I must say, I always forget to look at the profiles, however the question was directed at all of a.net because I was curious Hmm, I look forward to i
152 Lazarus31: maybe you should go and teach Frontiercpt the art of hand to gland combat. Laz
153 ANCFlyer: You realize don't you that 99% of the virginal teenieboppers on this site just diet coke all over their monitors don't you. Welcome to A-Net . . . by
154 IAH777: You'll run away, STLgph will try to do her hair and the usual suspects will pee on her leg. Not him. Unless she can morph into a muscled Euro guy. I
155 Lazarus31: take a guess. what was ur favourite past time when u were 15-16 years of age, had no girl friend and read lots of FHM magazines?? Laz
156 IAH777: The difference is I was reading Playboy, not Cosmo.
157 N312RC: A few photos of me on my last day at JetBlue... Decided to switch over to AA.
158 BaylorAirBear: I'm 25, and what do you think I'll do?!? BAB
160 Adopim88: that sounds...er...interesting...lol Hmm, that's just not going to work for me, I'm trying to become a police reserve (yeah, just the glorified secur
161 ANCFlyer: With Lotion and Kleenex in hand . . . so to speak.
163 Adopim88: I don't know whether to ROTFL or to be scared Interesting how a pic that isn't even that good got this much attention
164 BaylorAirBear: Not intending to start a Socratic volley that gets us nothing but a case of blue balls, but I think the question is what do you want BAB to do? Shall
165 ANCFlyer: You haven't been on A-Net long enough have you? One half page, long hand, in crayon. Elevator Neighbor?
166 IAH777: Well..."healthy" prior to the encounter. Now there's nothing but complaints about burning and antibiotics, etc.
167 BaylorAirBear: Plenty of women find "color by numbers" to be a much appreciated skill. You said it, not me! BAB
168 BaylorAirBear: Women always want something to remember me by, and multiple orgasms are fleeting. BAB
169 IAH777: And retarded children take too long to incubate.
170 BaylorAirBear: What setting does the microwave go on, again? BAB
172 Adopim88: must.....not....post.....actually good.....pictures..... No, and I'm starting to wonder if there is something on A.net I was not warned about Most im
173 BaylorAirBear: ...in public. BAB is the sole of discretion. Show me what you've got. Ever play with finger paints? BAB
174 DavestanKSAN: HIGH FIVE! The Wife and I Sigh. Dave
175 Lazarus31: dont put urself down down by calling yourself such things as 'glorified security guard', being a rent-a-cop cant be that bad. yeah I agree, getting a
190 Noora: I'll take the one on the right then, please
191 Lamedianaranja: Maybe it's the blue uniform and the blond hair He's too young for you gals (says the proud mom). The tall guy on my left just turned 16! He's 19 and
192 AirPacific747: Haha sounds like the female users here are just as desperate as the male users
194 AirKas1: Still the same pic as last time, I don't have anything newer...
195 AirPacific747: Oh don't worry. You fit right into the a.net community [Edited 2006-11-20 20:39:42]
196 Noora: I know, and that is quite frightening really
197 JRadier: Going once..... going twice..... SOLD! To that girl up north Growing up in a KLM family (dad works at AMS/SW, mom used to work for the blue ) you lea
198 AirPacific747: Tell me about it.. I know how it feels
199 AirPacific747: Can we have an auction for male users as well.... pleaaaasse? :P
200 Thom@s: You do? We all think you're kinda "different"... Thom@s
201 Noora: He hee, great! Now, when will my bargain arrive?
202 AirPacific747: Yes as a winner type of person.. I know! [Edited 2006-11-20 20:48:37]
203 JRadier: Let's talk money first But perhaps you can make a deal with lamedianaranja.... better start saving The woman are in short supply, so prices tend to g
204 Thom@s: Oh dear, you're delusional as well?... Thom@s
205 AirPacific747: oh dang.. money is exactly what I need! No, just well informed [Edited 2006-11-20 20:56:10]
207 Thom@s: He ain't going after the women... Thom@s
208 AirPacific747: Well I'll go ahead and make your day and tell you that you can get me for free
209 AirPacific747: Hey THAT'S low!! Even for you, Thom@s
210 Noora: Now now, let's not be mean Anybody willing to buy one Danish from me?
211 Thom@s: Oh no... Does this mean you'll stop sending me the letters and those pictures of yourself? *Hmm, this water smells like Vodka... hickup* Thom@s
212 Thom@s: I might as well leave the forums then... Thom@s
214 AirPacific747: Ooohh that hurt! Well even though you have been bad, I will forgive you and continue sending you pics of my grandma
215 JRadier: the 'product' is free, however shipping is another thing. Check you PM Is leasing a possibility? I have a room that needs cleaning, urgently
216 AirPacific747: You better start waving your white flag now
217 Thom@s: Aw crap... not those pictures!! *so many wobbly bits...* Thom@s
218 Noora: Any of those + AirPacific747. It's a deal!
219 JRadier: let's have them meet half way, to friggin cold in HEL this time of year to come pick up my slave
220 AirPacific747: Oh come on! Just admit it! This is a.net, there is nothing weird about it here, and just like Noora, you fit right in Okay that's a deal! You give me
221 JRadier: now wait a second, I already leased you mate! you better work
223 AirPacific747: Okay as long as you leased me to Noora and not Thom@s
224 Noora: No no no, you're part of the deal. JGPH1A will be delighted to eat you with those cherrys and cheese.
225 JRadier: GREAT photo! This is the automatic reply machine of *Jurgen*. Unfortunately, he could not be bothered to pick up the phone at this time. If you have a
226 Lamedianaranja: Well I'm looking too so maybe we can do a swap This does seem to be the wrong site for me though when looking for 'media naranjas' (soulmates), most
227 JGPH1A: I'll take cherry, hold the AirPacific747. I'm allergic. Euuwww. Sorry, no ugly food, thanks.
228 AirPacific747: No no no no no! You got it all wrong! JGPH1A will be surrendering before he knows of it! There is NO WAY IN HELL that I am going to Frhaaance!
229 AirPacific747: Don't be afraid to admit that you're weak in your knees, but I have to break your heart. Unfortunately for you I am not to men! Well any food is pret
230 JRadier: You are correct, you will not go to HEL to visit Noora
231 Thom@s: I need another bottle of "water"... Thom@s
232 Myt332: The only surrendering JGP does is to his Hunger! He isn't a frog you know? I doubt he can even hop, well without causing structural damage!
233 BaylorAirBear: Someone called for a man?!? BAB is here! *cheesey French sexy man-voice* I take you into my arms. I caress your body. I kiss your soft skin. Mwah, mw
234 AirPacific747: Make that 10... no 21 She can come to CPH
235 AirPacific747: He uses the french flag. nuff' said.[Edited 2006-11-20 21:36:21]
236 Thom@s: What, 21% vol? Not strong enough... hehe. Thom@s
238 Noora: BAB is here?! Oh no, I already stopped having nightmares about you, now they're coming back
239 Thom@s: I thought the money went the other way... Thom@s
240 Adopim88: Hmm, I might have to take the resume then But we're going to need a doctor's eval added with all the STIs SHHHHH Laz!! Don't let me secret out! No sm
241 Adopim88: Hmm, I might have to take the resume then But we're going to need a doctor's eval added with all the STIs SHHHHH Laz!! Don't let me secret out! No sm
242 YWG: Wow! I wish I could say this in a way that wouldn't make me sound like a complete internet creep, but you are beautiful. Me and my two friends
243 AirPacific747: Here's a "new" one of me in my school uniform from when I was studying in Canada. This picture was taken on January 12th, 2005. That is the car my dad
244 Lazarus31: hay hay!!!!.....i clicked on the RU thing .....er....by mistake...and um er.....DAMMIT!!!!!! Laz
245 AirPacific747: Oh don't worry! I was just joking with you I am guilty as charged as well. I could have done it too hehe[Edited 2006-11-20 23:42:10]
246 Lazarus31: i know i know. its cool...its all fun and games here laz
249 ShyFlyer: Here are a few basic Non-Av safety precautions: 1) Do not get between GKirk and a flock of sheep. 2) BAB, well, see the quote below: Perhaps the most
250 Mir: At the launch of Atlantis earlier this year. I'm in the middle. -Mir
251 Carmenlu15: Hahaha... at least you don't have to work with him every day! Ok, a new pic of myself, this time with the family: - Carmen
252 Marambio: Bleh, what the heck. Marambio at the Argentine Oktoberfest in Central Argentina last month. Saludos, Marambio
253 AndesSMF: You are nothing but a cheap whore, then. I charge $40 just to get there, with a sliding scale for services rendered that can easily top $700 for seve
254 BaylorAirBear: Mate, that was all said on the phone, via pre-recorded voice mail. I don't even show up for less than a grand, and that only guarantees you twenty mi
258 YVRlonghauler: Wow! There's a lot of pretty ladies around here Someone please take the initiative to organize the official 2007 Miss A.Net Beauty Contest
259 Duff44: Signed Every single, straight guy on a.net
262 AndesSMF: 20 minutes! Man, I have a lot to teach you! I can guarantee at least an hour. The premium package guarantees you 3 hours! BABs, you are an amateur.
263 Myt332: Pssh, I'm seeing you for 40 hours this weekend and it's free, all free! Do you call it the premium package because of all the viagra you have to take
267 Myt332: How do you figure that one? Wow. Obviously the women can't get stuffed from whatever you offer in a normal time frame. 24 hours? Ha, really disappoin
269 A330Fan: Hey all!! Haven't posted in a while.. This is me, sorry bout the low quality, had to crop it from another pic. It was taken the day after a gig (Muse
270 Adopim88: I have a better picture than what I posted before. But I think I'll leave you all in the dark until the next Self Pic thread comes out (It's my favori
271 Adopim88: I have a better picture than what I posted before. But I think I'll leave you all in the dark until the next Self Pic thread comes out (It's my favori
275 MSYtristar: What the hell, I'll play along. Always good to put a face to a name. Here's one after a long day on the beach in Cannes. I'm on the left.
276 ATCT: Me when I was in OKC, Me and the "significant other" (to be politically correct)
277 GOCAPS16: OH OH OH!!!!!! WE have people wearing a Minnesota Wild jersey and now a Pittsburg Penguins...ARGGGGG. I'm putting on my Washington Capitols jersey.
278 Thom@s: There has been a new self pic thread around for days... why is this not archived yet? Thom@s
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That's funny as.. Reminds me of BMIFlyer in primark Hull browsing the fancy bra section 
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Oh i dont have anymore! I really do hate having my photo taken though! 
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