Carmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4686 posts, RR: 35 Posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1210 times:
Yesterday I was attempting to replace the black ink cartridge on my printer, but the damn seal on the new cartridge wouldn't come off. I turned the cartridge upside down to break the seal, and it worked... but sure enough, some ink spilled through the upper air vent. Damn @#~$%&/!! generic cartridges...
As a result, I have a quite large black stain on my hand, and attempts to remove it have been unsuccessful. What do you suggest?
Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60 Reply 3, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1196 times:
Quoting Carmenlu15 (Thread starter): As a result, I have a quite large black stain on my hand, and attempts to remove it have been unsuccessful. What do you suggest?
You ask THIS shower a cleaning question? Ye gods woman, are you mad??
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 2): Pretend it's a cool, Madonna-style henna tatoo until it wears off.
David L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9213 posts, RR: 42 Reply 4, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1193 times:
Quoting Carmenlu15 (Thread starter): I have a quite large black stain on my hand, and attempts to remove it have been unsuccessful. What do you suggest?
PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11117 posts, RR: 63 Reply 6, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1170 times:
Get some white spirit, and wash your hands with it, then afterwards wash them again with a good soap to get rid of the leftover spirit and smell. That should shift the ink nicely, certainly did when I used black enamel as eyeliner for Halloween!
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1155 times:
Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 5): Cool, a tattoo in my hand palm of all places...
Ah, on the palm ? In that case, tell everyone you have been cursed by pirates, and that their ghostly souls will be arriving shortly to cut out your liver.
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 6): certainly did when I used black enamel as eyeliner for Halloween!
PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11117 posts, RR: 63 Reply 12, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1139 times:
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11): "Enamel paint - because you're NOT worth it" - how Emo !
Terrible isn't it, which do you use btw? Also, do you rub arsenic into your skin before you go to bed at night, I've heard it can do wonders for enabling death
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1137 times:
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12): Terrible isn't it, which do you use btw? Also, do you rub arsenic into your skin before you go to bed at night, I've heard it can do wonders for enabling death
I don't use anything - my natural beauty and fabulousness shines through ! As for enabling death, I prefer something with a little more flair, like flinging myself into a volcano.
from my own experience, printer ink stains are horribly difficult, if not impossible to remove. You will be stuck with it for a while, although frequent hand washing can get it out faster.
I'd stick with JGPH1A's madonna tatoo idea.
Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1122 times:
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 16): Hmmmmmmmmm, the Iceland trip is looking good then!!
No Andy, that's still your gig. The vengeful volcano deity is not going to accept a fellow deity as sacrifice. It has to be a humble bald old bathbun, as clearly stipulated in the Eddic scriptures.
"And there shall come, bewheel-ed still
Up Hekla's fiery, vengeful slope
Bald Bjathboen, sent by Althing's will
As sacrificial misanthrope".
JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (6 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1118 times:
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 18): And you had me thinking you weren't religious, you old fraud!!
Hardly - I merely use it to further my diabolical aims ! Bwuaahahah !
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 18): Still, any old slapper can invent stuff and claim it's genuine. I mean, look at Cornish' CV!
That's true - for example, what does "Project manager for company-wide mid-morning nutritional avena-carbohydrate supplements to accompany super-heated caffeine-laced hydration media" actually mean ?
28 Myt332: Are you sure? Capital146 being from Yorkshire has the IQ on a Spanish flea. It's not his fault, it's genetic but we put up with him! Oh I know. I'm i
29 JGPH1A: No, that would be Kirkie. He requires an official document confirming his species.
30 Skidmarks: And quit hiding behind the obscure references to Discworld! Andy
35 JGPH1A: Andy prefers "Murder She Wrote" - those tweed skirts Jessica Fletcher wears send his few remaining hormones into a frenzy.
36 Myt332: Not to mention it takes his heart beat up a pace to 2bpm! Steady on.
37 Skidmarks: Ooooooh Bitch!! You had to mention those skirts - mmmmmmmmmmmm! Andy
38 Myt332: What the ones you wear on a weekend? Oh sorry, was that a secret?
39 Queso: Carmen! I am appalled at such language from YOU! Anyway, the thread is dangerously off-track now and about to go over the edge of a steep cliff. My a
40 PlymSpotter: That, or its going to get run over by Andy in his wheelchair
41 Myt332: See, another use for the JGP or JGP-H1A bean turbine engine!
42 PlymSpotter: You mean attaching it to the wheelchair???? With a JGP-H1A attached to it, we may never see Andy again... on second thoughts, yeah good plan
43 Myt332: I envision sighting of Father Christmas and Rudolph to go up quite substantially this year!
44 KaiGywer: Hope that adopim88 shows up. With a job title of Press Operator, she would be an expert on the matter
45 Adopim88: An expert, yes. A SUCCESSFUL expert, hardly. Yes I do work with Printing Press Ink pretty much every day To be honest, the ink will probably not come
46 Carmenlu15: You guys crack me up. Hehe... I guess it's a good thing you haven't heard me curse in Spanish then... Great, six helpful replies... out of forty-five
47 Skidmarks: Far too many!! Not enough silliness and stupidity!! Andy
48 PlymSpotter: We must try harder next time Signed, The A.net thread hijacking squad
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