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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1623 times:

What will they think of next? How does one put in for a vacation day for this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_fe_st/peace_orgasm


'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
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User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1606 times:

You gotta love the peaceniks from San Francisco...

Where do they come up with this stuff???


User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

Quote:
The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.


GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

     

[Edited 2006-11-20 16:04:37]

User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 2):
Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran

Is Artie by chance a founding member?


User currently offlineCiv4b2fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 40 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

people need to get a life

User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1548 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 3):
Is Artie by chance a founding member?

The orgasmizers may very well be his parents


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7737 posts, RR: 16
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1540 times:

If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1534 times:

"everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace."

With all due respect, anyone who can "focus on" world peace or their golf swing or anything else unrelated is not having an orgasm.

But hey, give it hell!



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1450 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.

As I understand it, their supposed to be going at it too. I don't think the big-O is supposed to be limited to masturbation Big grin

On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together"

If you're into Gospel, "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful" might work too.


User currently offlineCaptaink From Mexico, joined May 2001, 5108 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1407 times:

Well I don't mind support this call for world peace.. HAHAHA


There is something special about planes....
User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4939 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

Quoting Captaink (Reply 9):


Well I don't mind support this call for world peace.. HAHAHA

Yeah, really! Why is everyone complaining here? Who wouldn't sacrifice a couple minutes of their time for this noble cause?  Big grin



Scotty doesn't know...
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1384 times:

Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
Who wouldn't sacrifice a couple minutes of their time for this noble cause?



Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
minutes



Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
minutes

Speak for yourself buddy...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 8):
I don't think the big-O is supposed to be limited to masturbation

So they aren't just a bunch of wankers then?  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1379 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
So they aren't just a bunch of wankers then?

You're playing with fire there with a username like yours...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1368 times:

Quoting Captaink (Reply 9):
world peace

...or world piece, as the case may be...



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1365 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 13):
You're playing with fire there with a username like yours...

I am? Well, that's a hell of a lisp you've got...  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9483 posts, RR: 42
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1358 times:

I take it the women will be starting the day before.

User currently offlineSW733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6265 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1329 times:

I'm all for world peace...


Now I have to see if my girlfriend is too

Quoting David L (Reply 16):
I take it the women will be starting the day before.

HAHAHAHA...flippin' fantastic

Woops, my plane is boarding, best be going!


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1320 times:

I'd rather see a massive orgy held in Golden Gate Park. Just imagine. Tens of thousands of people whacking, fingering, sucking, blowing, leaking, and excavating each other. The world would definitely take notice of that. People would be talking about for decades to come.

Better yet, they could make a two-hour video of the event and sell millions of DVD's for $99.99 each.

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 8):
On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together"

Actually, there are two Beatles songs that would be more appropriate:

"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"

Come on come on, come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on take it easy
Come on take it easy
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

The deeper you go, the higher you fly
The higher you fly, the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy.

Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey



"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

She's not a girl who misses much
do do do do do do, oh yeah

She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah)


Mark  Smile


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 19, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

Quoting David L (Reply 16):
I take it the women will be starting the day before.

 rotfl   rotfl 

I've just finished my practice round. I should be near perfect cum that special day.



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineWesternA318 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 5647 posts, RR: 24
Reply 20, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1147 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.

But where oh where are we gunna find that many black guys?



Next trip: SLC-LAX-JFK-LAX-SLC on AA, gotta say goodbye to my beloved 762!
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