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OK, Guys, Sell Yourselvers To A.net Women!  
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 4602 times:

OK, so there seems to be (finally) more women joining the ranks here. So I thought, if this were a dating contest, why should they pick me?


- 6'-1", 185 pounds
- I can dance
- Make good money, 17 years in same job
- Have a nice house
- Proven that I can commit to children
- Bilingual
- In 13 years of knowing my wife, she has never complained about my 'performance' abilities.


- married


269 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4587 times:

Uh, what? There's pleanty of porn on the internet. Go for it.

User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4581 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
- In 13 years of knowing my wife, she has never complained about my 'performance' abilities.

13 Years without sex? Yikes!  stirthepot 


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4576 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 2):
13 Years without sex? Yikes!

Bastard...  grumpy 

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4573 times:


Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

Thom@s  Wink

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24961 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4564 times:

I am not BMIflyer

That should do it  Wink

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4564 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
I am not BMIflyer

But you are Gkirk...

User currently offlineYWG From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 1147 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4555 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

6' 6" tall, athletic, pilot, size 15 shoe size and well hung.

Blair Big grin

Contact Winnipeg center now on 134.4, good day.
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11686 posts, RR: 60
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4555 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):

Well my beautiful long ginger hair for a start Big grin

...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40029 posts, RR: 74
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4555 times:

I am Superfly.

Nuff said.

Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineYWG From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 1147 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4537 times:

Quoting YWG (Reply 7):
Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

6' 6" tall, athletic, pilot, size 15 shoe size and well hung.

I forgot to add in the "LOL" after Thom@s's quote, and just realized how gay this error just made me look. I assure you all, I am about as straight at they get.

Contact Winnipeg center now on 134.4, good day.
User currently offlineYirina77 From Czech Republic, joined Aug 2006, 632 posts, RR: 32
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4541 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):

- married

not accetable, didn´t pass

Next contestant?  arrow 

One day can make your life; one day can ruin your life. All life is four or five big days that change everything...
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4537 times:

More women are showing up here for one reason: they know that the vast majority of a.net males are either 1) underage 2) gay or 3) married.....so they know they're not as likely to get hit on here  duck  .....

Oh, and yes, somehow without having to advertise myself on a.net or on any other internet site, I was able to find a wife.....  wink 

Tom at MSY

"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4537 times:

I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...

User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4532 times:

PRO: I'm not like the other guys above, in that I'm not going to sell myself to a.net women.

Oh, wait...that's an oxymoron. Dammit! Oh well...

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4525 times:

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 11):
Next contestant?

Hi there


Quoting YWG (Reply 10):
I forgot to add in the "LOL" after Thom@s's quote, and just realized how gay this error just made me look. I assure you all, I am about as straight at they get.



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4525 times:

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 11):
not accetable, didn´t pass

Next contestant?

Well, (un)fortunately, married life has done wonders for me, so I can't say I would be this good now if it wasn't for the wife. You should see my before and after pictures, even she and others have been surprised at the improvements.

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4520 times:

Pros: I'm fluent in Spanish and English and German is my native language. I'm from Hamburg, so that means I'm an FC St. Pauli fan and I know a few great places to party or simply have a good time. I like flying and want to have a frequent flyer card as soon as I'm back in Germany.

Cons: I'm overweight, too shy, haven't gotten any "experience" in over 24 years, I'm negative in nature, haven't gone to the beach in over 12 years and haven't flown in over 9 years.

User currently offlinePelican From Germany, joined Apr 2004, 2531 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4518 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 13):
I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...

 laughing   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineYirina77 From Czech Republic, joined Aug 2006, 632 posts, RR: 32
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4515 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
You should see my before and after pictures

so share with us Wink

One day can make your life; one day can ruin your life. All life is four or five big days that change everything...
User currently offlineEasternSon From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 670 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4489 times:

I'm more interested in the girls telling us what they want in a man, not what the guys have to offer.

So, ladies, lay out the criteria and we'll see if any of the members measure up.

"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4490 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
I am not BMIflyer

I love Sheep!


User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4489 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 13):
I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...

No wonder your better-half always had a smile on her face in BHM!!!  Smile

All due respect though, I think you might need to have your height checked again at your next Dr.'s appointment.

User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4493 times:


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4476 times:

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 19):
so share with us

I might just do that. A few days ago, the wife showed an old picture of me to my daughter, with the phrase of 'Look how ugly daddy used to be'...

25 Post contains images Skidmarks : I cannot believe you were dumb enough to walk into that one. Me, well, pros: I'm male I'm experienced I'm a gentleman Cons: You'll never forget me An
26 Post contains images Yirina77 : ok, as you wish shoudn´t be: - unfaithful - liar - hidden bisexual should be: - positive - bit egoistic - romantic - open minded - erudite - witty -
27 Post contains images LTU932 : Damn, there go my chances.
28 AndesSMF : A few years ago, I would have done it even more. Crap! already married...
29 YWG : LOL, I can just see it now..... -must NOT own webcam -must have friends: Other than those with usernames -must have ability to socialize in the open
30 Post contains images EWS : Im suprised nobody beat me to that one! Hey im sure i can make a well hidden lesbian..! Infact i could be a lesbian dinosour.. a lickolottopuss! Lew
31 AndesSMF : I am pretty sure of that one, too!
32 Post contains images EWS : My Turn... Bastard..
33 Post contains images Sabena332 : Fits perfect to me (assumed you're not taller than 1.90m). Patrick PS: Are you blonde by any chance?
34 EasternSon : Yirina, I proved my heterosexuality at a truth-telling contest just last week. The glass is always half-full. I am awesome, and will sweep you off yo
35 Post contains images Yirina77 : sorry, but more than 10 years I prefer the black Congratulation and enjoy your life
36 Post contains images Thom@s : Don't forget: Pros: The viagra pills are kinda expensive, so we can't do it too often... Thom@s
37 EasternSon : Dismissed so quickly? You're not even going to fight for the man of your dreams?
38 Post contains images FOMEA : Well, Glad you didnt mention size matters. Signed BAB
39 Post contains images Sabena332 : Too bad. Patrick
40 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Stand back, everybody! Show's over! Yirina must've got a hold of my sexy man-resume. Fear not, young virgins, there is no shame in defeat when you ha
41 Post contains images Lazarus31 : im suprised BAB hasn't posted anything yet. dont let the team down lad....post that resume of yours Laz
42 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : That's gonna make Superfly happy! Just for you, I'll go back in time and post right before you. FOMEA! You will own, my friend. You will own! BAB
43 FlyboyOz : well I have to avoid being aviation geek and nerd in order to impress girls. Girls doesnt like those guys who are crazy about aviation. They only want
44 Post contains images Aerobalance : FIIK-FIIC Your post should be relevant to the topic discussed.
45 Post contains images Lazarus31 : ...and here we go
46 Post contains images 9V : The crotchless one's for easy access.
47 Post contains images Yirina77 : It´s starting to be dangerous here, I´d better go, good night boys
48 Kazzie : I still need convincing....
49 LTU932 : So, does this mean I'm out? Signed, Mattlad
50 AndesSMF : Obviously you haven't seen the picture of me with the TUX. BTW, the hotel is called 'Shutters on the Beach'. Did I also forget to mention I am a self
51 Post contains images Lazarus31 : looks like you got to the 'post message button' coupla seconds b4 me. ur msg wasnt there when i started writing in the message box. Damn the slow ref
52 Post contains images Kazzie : If you wa s a little younger, had more hair (but less facial) then sold...
53 Waterpolodan : I always thought that people were inclined to use the inherit anonymity of the internet to tell positive lies about themselves to give themselves a l
54 Post contains images AAFLT1871 : Pros Retired after 20 + years from the Army as a Sgt Major on the Army (SMA) Currently employed as a Police Officer Love to Cook Love it when the lady
55 AndesSMF : Jeez, let me tell you something...there is no part of my face that is not somehow trimmed, that is my 'new' look. I have an incredible amount of hair
56 Post contains images Aerobalance : psst, hey bud, sounds as if you need more than one women, it may be best for you to go to some remote village along the Utah/Arizona border - or have
57 Tom in NO : .....no matter how far we try to stay away from it, even if we consciously try to stay away from it, even if it's a totally different subject, it's h
58 BA757 : I really don't believe this thread, I thought I'd seen it all on here!
59 Post contains images LTU932 : Trust me, it's all a work in progress. I'm much less negative than I used to be. Besides, what's the point of lying about yourself over the internet
60 Post contains images Kaneporta1 : SOLD!!!
61 Post contains images AndesSMF : Let me explain something: I married a Latin (Mexican) woman. Again: I married a Latin (Mexican) woman. To make the point: I married a Latin (Mexican)
62 Post contains images Aerobalance : lol, I do understand, good!
63 AndesSMF : Oh, good, if not, I was going to use Ted as a reference. And to mention as well, my daughter is learning well from her mother.
64 JRadier : add them to mine as well. I can pretty much relate to what you just said.
65 Kmh1956 : Intelligent Sense of humor NOT looking for an 18-year old dumb blonde with a boob size larger than her IQ. Sensitive..but not a wuss Honest Respectfu
66 Post contains images Srbmod : You might need a posse to protect you in Vegas......... I hope you packed a lunch, as you'll be waiting quite awhile...... You forgot about his inabi
67 Post contains images Marambio : That comment made my day, Andes. Especially after having tea with my girlfriend, who is a Latin (Argentine) woman! Saludos, Marambio
68 BMIFlyer : Tosser! Yeah, mr Sheep lover himself.
69 Post contains images BMIFlyer : For me.... Pro's... I'm single Generally Cool Guy Nice Apartment Have a Good Job (2 if you count the other one) Unlike GKirk, I know how to treat a wo
70 Post contains images Zruda : Thats what I call an "ideal husband!"
71 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Haha, one that you will never see? Surely not Lee
72 JRadier : Touché why not? you got the benefits (money).....
73 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Well, yes I see what you mean now Well, I would kinda appreciate having a wife someday Lee
74 JRadier : just don't give up dreaming....
75 LHMARK : I'm kind of squat, my ass is so big I bent the metal of my own fender when I leaned against my car. Sex with me is four minutes of laughter followed b
76 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I guess I am dreaming Lee
77 Post contains images RJ111 : Pros: Easy on the eye In shape Good cook Funny Intelligent Nice Cons: Boring Moody Arrogant Stubborn
78 AndesSMF : They are a kick, aren't they? Keep you on your toes. I actually already worry about my future son-in-law, cause my daughter has certainly learned qui
79 TZ757300 : Well, I guess my price tag is about $5 USD. Thats possibly too expenisve...ugh
80 Post contains images ShyFlyer : Well, I guess I'll play along, since everyone else is doing it: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to
81 Post contains images Kmh1956 : I forgot a couple....straight and male!!!
82 Bill142 : Pros I'm hot. Cons I'm too hot to handle.
83 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : What the heck, I'll play along: - intelligent - not superficial - able to cope with my weird sense of humor - caring - not afraid to show his emotion
84 Shinkai : Pros: handsome rich tall muscular big eyes mixed blood good character funny seductive smile faithful loyal sensitive have dimples never masterbates gr
85 Post contains images Springbok747 : As for me...I've given up on women..damn..
86 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Liar and Fraud . . . Next?
87 Noora : Attention! Any guy with a name Shinkai is out of the game.
88 Post contains images ANCFlyer :
89 Post contains images IAH777 : Pros: I carry a gun. And handcuffs. Uniform. Nickname: "Kickstand" Size 15 boots. Believe strip clubs are a waste of time and money. I am not Shinkai.
90 Post contains images AndesSMF : I do! My mom is barely above my shoulders, and they called her a tall blond! Hell, my wife is a little over 5' and she is NOT considered short in som
91 RichPhitzwell : I make between 15k and 20k net a month.... Ok thats the only pro, the rest is like the beer I normally drink, Arrogant Bastard,
92 Post contains images Marambio : They all learn quick, very quick! Not special but rather únicas. Saludos, Marambio
93 Post contains images Thom@s : Money is the way to a womans heart eh..? Btw, how do you live on that little a month...? Thom@s
94 Post contains images RichPhitzwell : When you drink that much beer, its not really that much ...oh and travel uses up alot. I really do feel really bad for Bill Gates, must be rough.
95 Post contains images ANCFlyer : That shit will bleed you if you're not prepared . . . . I like it though!
96 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Fits perfectly on me! Another pro is that I will let you (the woman) do all the fun (cooking) as the only thing I know how to cook is spaghetti
97 Post contains images Skidmarks : OK, thats me. Now what? Andy
98 RichPhitzwell : Thats my primary choice of beer, second is Sierra Neveda Big Foot. Any other suggestions? I likey the bitter beers.
99 Saxdiva : Well, there's actually two categories that need to be defined: Traits needed in guys we'd date for fun: -great looking -life of the party -athletic -n
100 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Haha, nice one Go Girl Lee
101 Linco22 : I can play the guitar really really really badly. I'm also extremely ugly therefore you should feel sorry for me.
102 RootsAir : I'm circumcised filler filler filler
103 Post contains links and images WesternA318 : Barely made it! Aww crap, disqualified RIGHT THERE! Umm...wow...ya came RIGHT OUT THERE with that dincha? Heres a way to find me... www.myspace.com/r
104 Post contains images ANCFlyer : It's good stuff . . . but you better be a beer drinker before you try it or you'll pay. First time I had it in SAN a few years back, I drank too much
105 KBFIspotter : What? Do not downplay what you really are (an Aviation Geek!)! My girlfriend told me it was my interest in aviation that attracted her to me in the f
106 707CMF : Cons : I'm married Pros : none (heck, I'm married, why would I want to sell myself ! I am not on the market ) Cheers, 707
107 Kmh1956 : That is quite possibly one of the most brilliant and hysterically funny posts I've read in ages. Well done! How is it you're still single, then?
108 Post contains images Skidmarks : Single? Whatever gave you that idea? I already have a ball and chain! Andy
109 Noora : And a wheelchair!
110 Post contains images DragoGoalie : Take my advice- don't date an a.netter, no matter if you're male or female. Just don't
111 Post contains images PlymSpotter : It's good to see that you have already learnt the founding principle of A.net is to bash Andy
112 Post contains images Noora : I've been here for too long Almost for a year soon, although I officially joined in May.
113 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Damn, there was me on the verge of asking Lee out on a date, ah well, guess I'll have to cancel after that bit of advice Well 28 posts in that time i
114 Post contains images DragoGoalie : Self-control? Someone actually reads more than they post on this page? CALL THE FBI!!! we're being invaded by smart people Poor Lee... poor me for th
115 Post contains images Noora : Had to get familiar with this place first Besides, it's great that I know you guys and you don't know me. I can make fun of you as much as I want and
116 Post contains images DragoGoalie : Well, you're a chick. And you're finnish- that's all they need to know
117 Post contains images Noora :
118 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I am fairly good at giving as good as I get (English sentiment btw) Ah that was just a mild mental image from my splendiferous offerings, next I'll b
119 Post contains images Noora :
120 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Well you're Jap.. that's all they need to know
121 DragoGoalie : Yes. And you're not funny.[Edited 2006-11-21 15:19:15]
122 Kmh1956 : Well, that's no good to me, is it?
123 Sprout5199 : Can make a woman do the "butt-walk" Have two great kids(means good genes) Have a job with benefits Old enough to know better but young enough not to c
124 ME AVN FAN : you mean - to dance - to 'commit to children' - being bilingual ? how come that you know this ? with 1.70cm only a narrow chance > that would make 3/
125 Post contains images Thom@s : You've been a member since 2002 and not noticed? Thom@s
126 Post contains images Dragogoalie : He probably found it so disturbing he had to close his eyes and deny reality- you have to sometimes on this page
127 Post contains links and images YooYoo : Come and get it !!
128 Post contains images Dragogoalie : I do believe your chances are better than BAB's and AP747's though
129 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Hey you bastard I'm not that way inclined thank you very much, i'm a womans man Samre to you.
130 Post contains images Duff44 : Ummm.... can we say, "work in progress"? Plus I'm loyal, and I'm a decent cook.
131 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Applies very much to me
132 Post contains images YooYoo : I could have a vagina and my chances would still be better.
133 ME AVN FAN : I never cared, as I am open-minded, liberal and generous, and up to me, people can chose their way to happyness as they please -
134 Post contains images YWG : I knew it was only a matter of time before we all started fighting like monkeys. I think it's time we let the women describe their ideal dates on the
135 Post contains images Dragogoalie : Hey, it was positive And the mental image was just an innocent candlelight dinner, I swear! ... I'm not into gay stuff, really
136 ThePRGuy : Cons. Twat.
137 Post contains images Thom@s : I'm 100% with you on that one, but I stand by my statement. A site where the majority of people seem to be gay is not the best place for a straight g
138 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Sorry, I misread the message Done that alot recently Lee
139 YWG : I keep hearing how many gay members we have; do you have a rough estimate of how many are actaully gay? That being said, are the rest either married
140 Post contains images Dragogoalie : Oi, no worries It's almost like a rule here- 1) read the message 2) get it all wrong - that is the a.net way of living
141 Post contains images Noora : Oh I have one. I would appreciate a guy to be taller than me, that means over 178cm (about 5'8'' ). Also, Saxdiva (reply 99, the second list) sums it
142 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I'm 5' 9", lol. I shan't say anything else, as the a.net spies may accuse me of hitting on you
143 Post contains images Aerobalance : 5'8"? oooohhh, that's nice. I'm afraid that my 6'4" height would be too tall for you though.
144 Post contains images YWG : I'm too tall lol, and here come the arm chair, 13 year old Dr. Phils..... Cheers Blair
145 Post contains images Noora : I always thought you were short Don't know why.. I'm afraid you're a bit too old too
146 Post contains images Adopim88 : I'd probably add to the good sense of humor and say that they should be able to tell the difference between playful joking and seriousness. I agree o
147 ME AVN FAN : I have no doubt that some are, but do you have whatever evidence that a majority is so ?
148 Noora : Sorry, have to ask you guys, is 178cm 5'8''? I have no idea..
149 Post contains images Adopim88 : There's never a such thing as too tall, guys. Just because some people are a little short doesn't make them any less good in....er.....at dancing
150 Post contains images Thom@s : That is really just my guesstimate... Don't take it that seriously... Thom@s
151 Aerobalance : Yes, it is.
152 ME AVN FAN : let's open the age-bracket to have straight, 20 to 70 years old bachelors on here, and I think you have a majority, or at least 30 percent. Add those
153 Legoguy : I'll sell myself for $25.49
154 Post contains images Noora : Good. Those bloody non-metric systems...
155 Duff44 : 6' 0" / 183 cm here... 178 cm is about 5' 10"
156 IFEMaster : Noora, I expect your Respect Rating to soar in the next few weeks, for the following reasons: 1. You're a good looking young chick. 2. The average a.n
157 Noora : It's a deal! This is going great, yesterday I bought Airpacific747 and leased him to JRadier. JGPH1A had his share of him too. Now, what shall I do w
158 AGM100 : 1. I have 5 credit cards 2. I am 5 11 215 and love poetry 3. You can have a credit card 4. I have blue eyes. 5. Its a AMEX No limit 6. I like to cook.
159 Post contains images Thom@s : Noora, you are one good looking young chick. Btw I just added you to my RU list.) *Hehe, just messing with IFEMaster...* Thom@s
160 Legoguy : Yehar! Please don't lease me!
161 Post contains images Noora : I hope no-one's going to respect me because of that though.
162 ME AVN FAN : suggest you increase to 29.99, that is a usual textile price -
163 Post contains images YooYoo : I'm 6'-1" and my wife is 5' even. It works for us although we recently had some family pictures done and it looks like i'm a single father with 3 kid
164 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Hehe, I do look short, maybe it's the uniform? However, I am taller than a few a.netters, that's true Not quite, Hannah is a friend, and a good one a
165 Post contains images Noora : I'm not sure yet I could keep you myself but will it be expensive to feed you?
166 IFEMaster : Oops, too late!
167 Post contains images Superfly : BMIFlyer maybe on the short side but he likes 'chopping down trees'. This guy has lots of game and can make the ladies melt in his hands. I've seen t
168 Post contains images Noora : Hadn't noticed that one, damn
169 Legoguy : Im nice and cheap to maintain.lol
170 Post contains images Noora : Nooo
171 Duff44 : Or, just learn how to convert them quickly, like I have. 1 inch = 2.54cm 1 mile = 1.609344 km Cº = (Fº-32)*(5/9) 2.2046 lbm = 1 kg I have to use th
172 Post contains images Noora : Ok, pack your bags and come up here. You shall have a nice little room of your own
173 Aerobalance : That is true, I stand corrected! For some reason I was thinking 62 in. was 5 feet then add the left over 8.07" WRONG!!! lol Thanks, Duff.
174 Post contains images Superfly : Noora: Oh well. You have to come to some of the A.net meets. They are a blast!
175 Post contains images Noora : I could do that some day, yes
176 Legoguy : Wohoo! Anything you beat living where I live at the moment!
177 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Oh my god, the truth about me is out Thanks for that Larry Lee
178 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Quick run, lock up your women and daughters! Nobody is safe from the charm offensive of an English gentleman
179 Post contains images Noora : Remember to take your legos with you, it can get really boring here Don't worry, I already found a perfect hiding place. Lee's never gonna find me!
180 Post contains images YooYoo : I do as well. Metric is more to my liking, and i still think it should be banned. hey, what's another 2" ?
181 JRadier : AMS meet somewhere in early spring.... PRG a bit later I believe. And perhaps BCN city meet somewhere in fall (not yet arranged tho)
182 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I wouldn't be so sure, he has a nose like a sniffer dog, and an attitude for adventure It's amazing what he gets up to on those trains
183 AndesSMF : Hey! Don't forget I have about a months worth of Legos to rebuild! You forgot to mention all the things you taught your 'grasshopper'. Don't sell you
184 Post contains images Legoguy : I don't have my lego any more. That holiday cottage of yours looks great though!
185 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Thanks Lee
186 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Darn, what happened to it man? Those models you made were ace! Dan
187 Post contains images Noora : I have to think about it. Thanks Thats scary Really? You're lego planes looked great Sorry Lee, didn't mean any harm
188 Legoguy : Cheers, but they went to my little cousins. I can still build stuff whenever I visit him though which is quite often. I didnt't realise you were arou
189 Post contains images AirKas1 : That was this year!? Surely ( ) you can't be serious and do he same program again next year... That would be boring I vote for a MIA meet somewhere l
190 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Ah, at least it's gone to a good cause then; I'm sure they get many hours of enjoyment out of it now
191 Post contains images Noora : Yes I was here back then, just didn't take part in conversations
192 AndesSMF : TRAITOR!! What the hell did I tell you? Thank you for coming into the 'dark side'. And that cottage looks positively nice.
193 Post contains images Legoguy : He hasn't really reached the 'finished product looks like the real thing' stage but at least he's enjoying it. I have no time for it any more Too muc
194 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Of course, Not a problem
195 Post contains images Noora : I seem to get these cottage messages quite much, maybe we should have a meeting there Everybody, say after me: Pihlajanokka meet, PIH-LA-JA-NOK-KA
196 Post contains images HAWK21M : Not sure about selling ones self. But I wonder if Simple,Average looking,Athletic,Normal guy next door works. regds MEL
197 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Yes they have a nasty habit of giving us loads too, just as I think it's easing off a bit we get another load hurled our way.
198 Post contains images Superfly : Well you know I am a modest man. I don't want to take too much credit.
199 Jkw777 : None of the A.net girls are interested in the guys, really... - Justin PS: I side with 777236ER, lots of porn out there if you feel the urge...
200 Legoguy : LOL! Don't worry, my cousin's is only a stone throw away. Toooo long to remember. 'Cool place by the lake' is easier to remember
201 Post contains images Duff44 : Is that anywhere near Jyvaskyla? (Give me a break, it's the only town in Finland I've ever heard of besides Helsinki and Espoo)
202 JRadier : Well times are different, and different reasons. AMS comes forward from AUG to APR, due to the closing of the kaagbaan spot (last chance) PRG comes f
203 Post contains images Noora : That was a bit mean if you were being serious More likely 'Cool place by the sea'
204 AndesSMF : In that case, I may suggest the family gathering place in Ecuador, a beachhouse in a quaint fishing village called Palmar. Great fresh seafood all th
205 Post contains images Jkw777 : How was it mean, Noora.. - Justin
206 Legoguy : Yup, its all in the contract I made him sign, or should I say, coloured in. Yea that'll do but is it really beside the sea? I thought it was a river
207 Post contains images LTU932 : OK, let me go OT and say what I expect in a girl: - Funny - Not childish - Good looking, but also smart - Can put up with my temper - Can put up with
208 Post contains images Noora : No, it's eastwards from Helsinki Oh ok
209 Post contains images Noora : Yep. I could actually take our boat and pick you up from Ireland
210 Post contains images Superfly : Oh damn! I am coming in on the tail end of things. It sounds like Legoguy has more game than all of us. Perhaps he should become the next Superfly! T
211 Legoguy : Its ok, i'll fly over, don't want to put you through unneccessary hassle. lol :D Irish charm
212 AndesSMF :
213 Post contains images Noora : Remember, I bought him earlier today. He's my property now and can't stay in Ireland anymore
214 Post contains images Superfly : No man! Can't you take a hint? She wants you two to be alone together on the boat.
215 AndesSMF : Because the normal rocking motion of the boat...(use your imagination)...
216 Legoguy : I wish. I am legally her slave.lol
217 AndesSMF : That's terrible, if you are her slave she can use and abuse you to her heart's content, that is disg...horrif...ummm...not bad! WE WANT A TRIP REPORT
218 Noora : Oh no. Legoguy, I'm sorry but I just sold you in eBay. Your new owner will contact you soon![Edited 2006-11-21 20:49:28]
219 AndesSMF : OMG! First house flipping, and now guy flipping? Hopefully he wasn't a loss to your finances...or was he?
220 Post contains images YWG : haha no worries....we all know you'll be missing out You say that now...just wait until one has to physically bend over to kiss you, it's no laughing
221 Post contains images Noora : No, I earned pretty well
222 Legoguy : Aww poop. Ah well. at least on the bright side, i'm still $25.49 richer
223 AndesSMF : Legoguy, that speaks well for you. It would have been the opposite for me.
224 Legoguy : I made $25 out of it. And maybe the new owner will be just as nice as the last and hopefully live in Australia or somewhere. I hate this place. Too c
225 AndesSMF : I will not mention this to our resident full Irish receptionist, for your own good...
226 Legoguy : Irelands a cool place for holidays but the weather can be abit much at times. Especially when your an irish a.netter and there are those gloating tha
227 Post contains images Yirina77 : I think it´s 7/8 april 2007 we are probably going to SXM in the end of april, so we tried to attract Jurgen for this trip already, you can join us a
228 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Not that I would want a chance though
229 Post contains images AndesSMF : It does get in the 40s here at SMF...
230 Post contains images Skidmarks : Marginally wetter than the Isle of Man eh? Andy
231 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I thought the IOM was the wettest place in europe? Lee
232 Post contains images Skidmarks : No, you don't live here shorty, that means it is a bit drier ! Besides, the wind blows most of it to Yorkshire. Andy
233 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Shorty? I'm 5ft 9, hardly short Lee
234 Post contains images Skidmarks : You must have a stoop then, cos you always appear shorter than me, and I am a magnificent 5' 7" And I'm quite tall too Andy
235 Legoguy : Meeeee to the lovely Noora for $25.49 Sadily she later sold me on ebay for a disclosed amount...
236 Post contains images Yirina77 : Unfortunately you are too young for me, so I couldn´t buy you sooner than Noora and save you against this personal torts, sorry
237 JRadier : Correct Of course pending funds and time (read: school)
238 Post contains images Jamesbuk : Right well were do I start, Hmmmmmm Ah i know Im peeeerfect Rgds --James--
239 Post contains images AirPacific747 : *cough cough*
240 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I must be an angel then
241 IBERIA747 : Erm....nope, I'm afraid. 5'8'' would be 172,5 cm. Correct. 6'0'' is exactly 182,5cm. I'm 180 cm, which is about 5'11''.
242 Post contains images YWG : I was just reading over this thread and it reminded me of a hilarious clip from south park I saw I am in no way stating any of the women on a.net are
243 Post contains images ShyFlyer : I can't take credit for it. I found it some where on the net, but can't remember where. Perhaps I should have attached a disclaimer? The chicks dig t
244 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : No fair, why can't you make meets near my neck of the woods? Well, at least it isn't that far away... What, none of you guys is up to the challenge?
245 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Ok, Carmen, I'll bite...but only to maintain the illusion that we've not had an affair. 6'4'' BAB
246 Post contains images LTU932 : I'm taking up the challenge... Definitely not shallow. In fact, I'm someone who hates shallow people (just see my rant on "chicas fresa" in the thread
247 Post contains images Skidmarks : I've already suggested Belize, perhaps a weekend of drink and debauchery on Ambergis Caye! Andy
248 Post contains images Trekster : oi u, ur taken lol And i belive she said YOUNGER then 30 lol, a age ur WAY past
249 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Perhaps 30 to the power of 4 Still, they do say your only as old as the woman you feel
250 Post contains images JGPH1A : Lawn ornaments
251 Kmh1956 : I'd love to find it. I have an appraisal meeeting at my job this morning, and I'd love to attach it to my self-appraisal sheet...making the necessary
252 Post contains images BMIFlyer : At least I aint a beached whale Lee
253 Post contains images Lamedianaranja : which is that they're just as a.nut as the rest of you, no matter sex, age and orientation
254 Post contains images Skidmarks : Trogolodyte!! Andy
255 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : Hey! That was supposed to be our little secret! Actually BAB, you'll be too far away in England so it would be hard to make it work... Besides, what
256 Post contains images LTU932 : You just reminded me of what I have to add to my list. The addition: She may NOT be a chica fresa. It's getting better, although you're 100% right. B
257 Post contains images Noora : Yes, that's a reasonable price
258 Post contains links ShyFlyer : Probably too late for you to use it, but here is the link anyway: http://web.mit.edu/wchuang/www/humor/college/college_essay.html I've thought about
259 Post contains images AndesSMF : If you bid $20 for me, I'll send you my pinky finger. Yes, I'm that expensive, but worth every single penny!
260 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : $20 shall it be then. Who else wants to bid? $20 a la una... $20 a las dos...
261 Post contains images LTU932 : So, I'm sold? If so, then I hope I'll do better than Legoguy.
262 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Ok, it seems my belief in the philosophy of "a good product sells itself" is well worthwhile. The short account of events I am about to recall is enti
263 Post contains images Skidmarks : So you've already met the celebrated Transvestite Lady-Boys of old London town then? You'll enjoy your dinner with you man-penis being the focus of a
264 Legoguy : I thought I did rather well. umph!
265 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : Well, seeing as there are no more bidders... ... Yup, you're sold. Don't worry, I will not resell you... I need someone to help with the house cleani
266 Post contains images Yirina77 : I´m still hoping there´ll be some more yet
267 Post contains images ShyFlyer : That's gotta hurt.
268 JGPH1A : ...and then you woke up, and the crabby old trout FA was handing you a tiny tray with a miniscule stale danish and a pot of pink simulated non-fruit
269 Post contains images Skidmarks : I can't believe this old tranny is partaking in a thread about pulling a woman!! But I have to confess, it is funny seeing BAB walking around in a dr
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