Lnglive1011yyz From Canada, joined Oct 2003, 1590 posts, RR: 16 Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1856 times:
"In other news today, to bolster his argument of unification from the recent Democratic sweep at the polls, President George W Bush in a rare, personal moment, revealed with a photo-op, his battle with incontinence and recent infection from dysentery. In remarks made moments later, the President acknowledged "the last 6 years of my Presidency have been marked by my rather stoic and normally private character. What we all need is, to relax a little and show a little more of our inner self".
Presidential Aids cringed at the gaffe, which was aimed at the American people, but took President Putin by a lofty but breezy surprise.
Bwest From Belgium, joined Jul 2006, 1329 posts, RR: 4 Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1814 times:
GWB:- So, you there, vietnamian king, why do I have to wear this thingie?
Vietnam PM: - We make it wear all rulers of states who lost a war in our country...
GWB: - Hot dangelidee, and to think I weaseled out of my army service...