YES! Most A.netters wouldn't know what this is.. but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.
I mean seriously, get them out of my way so the love machine can go to work!
full steam back into the 19th century. An 1880 revival. But you ought to look at the cheap "non-trademark" jeans, which still are with zeams. And very often are more comfortable to wear.
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Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 5, posted (6 years 6 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1418 times:
Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 1): but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.
A mere question of technique, my dear chap. You undo the top one, take the material on each half of the button in each hand, and pull apart. Buttons pop, girl gasps, boy grins.
Sorted!
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
Killjoy From Finland, joined Dec 1999, 646 posts, RR: 0 Reply 12, posted (6 years 6 months 17 hours ago) and read 1284 times:
Quoting Legoguy (Reply 11): Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten your boxers!
You swim in your underwear?
Anyway, I've forgotten to bring extra underwear to the gym several times, and not once have I hurt myself with the zipper afterwards. Sure, if I never wore underwear I might, but you're just automatically more careful in an exceptional situation.
Legoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3301 posts, RR: 44 Reply 18, posted (6 years 6 months 16 hours ago) and read 1247 times:
Quoting 9V (Reply 17): Don't you take spare dry underwear with you to put on later?
This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol
Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
Aeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 2957 posts, RR: 30 Reply 20, posted (6 years 6 months 10 hours ago) and read 1182 times:
Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):
This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol
I second that!!
Many times before swim practice you stick on dry speedos and forget your underwear. When you swim everyday for years on a team, it's bound to happen at least a few times!
someone who apparently also has the same problems as you
25 Legoguy: Just wait until one day, you go swimming and forget your boxers/underpants for afterwards and you have zipped jeans
26 Killjoy: Don't you think you should seek treatment for your elephantitis instead of posting about it on the internet?
27 Legoguy: Unless anyone has seen the film 'theres something about mary' then nobody will understand
28 Aeroflot777: It's ok, I guess we're the loners in this one! We shall just sit and wait, until it happens to them... Aeroflot777
29 Legoguy: LOL, they'll be using A.net from a hospital bed. Then we'll be the guys laughing
30 ME AVN FAN: Had that, but no problems, you just have to be a tiny bit careful, that's all[Edited 2006-11-27 05:15:20]
31 ME AVN FAN: It is not elephantitis, just a minor psychological problem ! the others are just a bit more careful, or do not suffer from elephantitis or do not hav
32 Walter747: buttons most of the time i wear my suit under my pants when i go, sometimes it happens and the zipper hurts like a motha. i had to crouch walking to
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