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Rant: Jeans With Buttons!  
User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1819 posts, RR: 4
Posted (8 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

So which bird brain is responsible for this idea of replacing all zippers in jeans with buttons  banghead 

seriously, I can't find a good pair of jeans with zippers these days, ALL of them are with buttons, and if you ask me that IS a stupid idea.

and I get most angry when I have to take a leak urgently. The damn buttons take so long to undo.


rant over. Anyone else angry about the buttons


Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
32 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):
Anyone else angry about the buttons

YES! Most A.netters wouldn't know what this is.. but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.  gnasher 

I mean seriously, get them out of my way so the love machine can go to work!  rotfl 


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1998 times:

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):
jeans with buttons

full steam back into the 19th century. An 1880 revival. But you ought to look at the cheap "non-trademark" jeans, which still are with zeams. And very often are more comfortable to wear.
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User currently offlineBA787 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 2596 posts, RR: 7
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1981 times:

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):

Dunno but the guy who designs "APT" jeans needs a slap as does the guy who designs river-island ones with holes in that rip rtoo easily


User currently offlineShakeZulaNJ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1973 times:

What jeans are you buying?

User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1969 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 1):
but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.

A mere question of technique, my dear chap. You undo the top one, take the material on each half of the button in each hand, and pull apart. Buttons pop, girl gasps, boy grins.

Sorted!  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1963 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 5):
Buttons pop, girl gasps, boy grins.

but with normal zippers, such violence is not necessary !


User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1819 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1962 times:

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 6):
but with normal zippers, such violence is not necessary !

True, and the gal may get a tad impatient if you take too long to undo your own buttons...., unless you decide to rip your own jeans apart.



Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Buttons have advantages. It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip.  Wink

User currently offlineAsturias From Spain, joined Apr 2006, 2156 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1948 times:

I have no problems undoing the buttons on my girlfriend's jeans in an instant  Smile

I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

cheers

Asturias



Tonight we fly
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1948 times:

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 6):
such violence is not necessary !

Violence? You don't need to do it with two JCB's and a leegth of industrial rope, you know!

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Reply 7):
True, and the gal may get a tad impatient if you take too long to undo your own buttons....,

Good God, man, what are you thinking of? You don't do it yourself, you get them to do it. Haven't you learnt anything in your twenties?  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3313 posts, RR: 40
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1910 times:

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):



Quoting 9V (Reply 8):
It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip

Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten your boxers!

Quoting Asturias (Reply 9):
I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

 checkmark  At first I hated the buttons but know I hate the zips



Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
User currently offlineKilljoy From Finland, joined Dec 1999, 646 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 11):
Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten your boxers!

You swim in your underwear?

Anyway, I've forgotten to bring extra underwear to the gym several times, and not once have I hurt myself with the zipper afterwards. Sure, if I never wore underwear I might, but you're just automatically more careful in an exceptional situation.

The buttons suck ass.


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 11):
Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten

boaster !  wink 


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1810 times:

Quoting 9V (Reply 8):
Buttons have advantages. It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip.

How'd you get the beans above the frank?



User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3313 posts, RR: 40
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 13):

Bastard! LOL  Wink

Quoting Killjoy (Reply 12):
You swim in your underwear?

No but afterwards when you're gettign changed... you don't wear wet speedos or drag trunks home  Silly



Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
User currently offlineBAe146QT From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2006, 996 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1804 times:

Quote:
I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

They're much easier to undo with your teeth than a zip is.



Todos mis dominós son totalmente pegajosos
User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 15):
you don't wear wet speedos or drag trunks home

Don't you take spare dry underwear with you to put on later?  Yeah sure


User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3313 posts, RR: 40
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1798 times:

Quoting 9V (Reply 17):
Don't you take spare dry underwear with you to put on later?

This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol



Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1771 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):
not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol

by "zipping" the point is that you have the zip under command and not the zip you !


User currently offlineAeroflot777 From Russia, joined Mar 2004, 3012 posts, RR: 26
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1733 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):

This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol

I second that!!

Many times before swim practice you stick on dry speedos and forget your underwear. When you swim everyday for years on a team, it's bound to happen at least a few times!

Aeroflot777


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1728 times:

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 20):
to happen at least a few times!

but then it is no problem to close the zips in a way not hurting in any way -- it is easy


User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3313 posts, RR: 40
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1666 times:

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 20):
second that!!

At least someone understands!



Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1662 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 1):
get them out of my way so the love machine can go to work

Says who lol  duck   hyper 


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1653 times:

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 22):
At least someone understands!

someone who apparently also has the same problems as you  wink  yes  wave 


25 Post contains images Legoguy : Just wait until one day, you go swimming and forget your boxers/underpants for afterwards and you have zipped jeans
26 Killjoy : Don't you think you should seek treatment for your elephantitis instead of posting about it on the internet?
27 Legoguy : Unless anyone has seen the film 'theres something about mary' then nobody will understand
28 Post contains images Aeroflot777 : It's ok, I guess we're the loners in this one! We shall just sit and wait, until it happens to them... Aeroflot777
29 Legoguy : LOL, they'll be using A.net from a hospital bed. Then we'll be the guys laughing
30 ME AVN FAN : Had that, but no problems, you just have to be a tiny bit careful, that's all[Edited 2006-11-27 05:15:20]
31 ME AVN FAN : It is not elephantitis, just a minor psychological problem ! the others are just a bit more careful, or do not suffer from elephantitis or do not hav
32 Post contains images Walter747 : buttons most of the time i wear my suit under my pants when i go, sometimes it happens and the zipper hurts like a motha. i had to crouch walking to
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