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I Am Going To Be A Cop  
User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3084 posts, RR: 20
Posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 3454 times:

Well i made it....I sign my contract with the Ottawa police on Monday and start December 11.

Yeah i know it is a self gloss but tough...

GS


Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
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User currently offlineDragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3441 times:

Congrats Big grin

It may be self-gloss, but this is the well deserved kind  yes  Good luck with it all.



Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!
User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3435 times:

Congrats  champagne 
Great and fun career choice, good luck in training..


User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26495 posts, RR: 75
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3432 times:

Have fun walking the beat in the middle of January Greasy  Silly


Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
User currently offlineAsuflyer05 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2372 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3430 times:

Wow awesome. Congrats!

User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5525 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3418 times:

Congrats on your new job  Smile
Good luck and stay safe  thumbsup 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3411 times:

Congratulations!   

One tad bit of advice . . . the round hoop-like device on your duty gear is for holding flashlights or a night stick . . . .

Not, errrm, your other preferred, round, cylindrical object . . .   








Edit: Typo

[Edited 2006-11-25 04:43:09]

User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4759 posts, RR: 30
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3402 times:

Congratulations on your new career!  champagne  Best of luck to you...

- Carmen



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7107 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3386 times:

All the best and congrats.

Would you get posted for the airport beat?


User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3383 times:

Being a cop is rewarding in many ways. So much to contribute to the community as a whole.


Airliners.net of the Future
User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3303 posts, RR: 30
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3368 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 6):
Not, errrm, your other preferred, round, cylindrical object . . .

 faint 



"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3084 posts, RR: 20
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3364 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 6):
One tad bit of advice . . . the round hoop-like device on your duty gear is for holding flashlights or a night stick . . . .

Not, errrm, your other preferred, round, cylindrical object . . .

Unless i am undercover... wink 

Thanks everyone.....this is a huge thing here. The way the inspector explained it....about 10000 apply every year....200 make it to selecion and they hire about 75 a year.....i am one of 28 this time.

It was the hardest job i have ever applied for. Not sure if anyone has ever experiences a 5 question 3.5 hour interview....

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3362 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 11):
this is a huge thing here.

Damn right. It's a narrow field of applicants at the end, to be able to say, "I made it" is a damn fine accomplishment. One of which you can be justly proud . . .

Very well done.


User currently offlineDavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3350 times:

Great news GS    You should be proud of yourself. Big Cheers for many safe and successful years to come.

Dave

[Edited 2006-11-25 06:08:14]


Yesterday we've sinned, today we move towards God. Touch the sky....love and respect...Safe Star!
User currently offlineA346Dude From Canada, joined Nov 2004, 1284 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3333 times:

Congrats!

As a Carleton student, I ask you to go easy on the noise/alcohol/indecency tickets.  Wink



You know the gear is up and locked when it takes full throttle to taxi to the terminal.
User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3307 times:

Way to go GS, congrats on your new career choice.

WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3307 times:

Bad moose. Bad moose. Whatcha gonna do...?

Is this the Provincial Police? Do we get to make "Who's down with OPP?" jokes?


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 3303 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 16):
Bad moose. Bad moose. Whatcha gonna do...?

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Whew! Finally someone to take some of the Polar bear jokes of my hands . . .


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3294 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
Whew! Finally someone to take some of the Polar bear jokes of my hands . . .

Negative, Nanook, you're still the polar bear patrol. Greasy is now ripe for moose parody. AAMOF, I was preparing to make a "moosejacking in progress" joke, but that just sounds sick.  biggrin 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3288 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
I was preparing to make a "moosejacking in progress" joke, but that just sounds sick.

 spit 

 yes  it does!

 rotfl 


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3282 times:

One of my favorite cop jokes:

The difference between Canada and Minnesota? In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In Minnesota, its a misdemeanor.


User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 3280 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
it does!

But you gotta admit....it IS pretty funny after you think about it for a second or two. ROFL!!!!!!



A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 3246 times:

Well congrats!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 16):
Is this the Provincial Police?

Second?

What are the beats? The entire province? Doesn't the RCMP deal with rural areas?


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3084 posts, RR: 20
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 3220 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 16):
Is this the Provincial Police? Do we get to make "Who's down with OPP?" jokes?

Ottawa city and not OPP.

In ontario we have the OPP(Ontario Provincial Police) instead of the RCMP.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
moosejacking in progress" joke, but that just sounds sick.

 yes 

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
Whew! Finally someone to take some of the Polar bear jokes of my hands . . .

Nah you will forever be associated with polar bears...

GS

I do not jack moose...erm i mean moose jack.....hmmm there is no way that can be made to sound "right"



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks ago) and read 3133 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
Well i made it....I sign my contract with the Ottawa police on Monday and start December 11.

Congratulations!!! Wow, what an accomplishment.....you should be very proud of yourself....and all the hard work you've done!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 


25 F9Animal : Very cool! Not sure about the canucks up north, but are they carrying tasers yet? That is a fun class to take. If they do, volunteer to be first!! Mak
26 Post contains images Vio : Congrats Greasespot, I hope you will serve with pride, integrity and honor. Our well being as Canadians depend on you (law enforcement agencies). Vio
27 Post contains images FXramper : Congrats, use the knowledged and skill learn to launch into another career later...FAM?
28 RootsAir : That's cool. not an easy job but jope all goes will for you
29 Greasespot : Well I signed my Offer of employment. On December 11 i commence employment as a 4th class constable. Or constable Moose Droppings. Ahem Man? Needless
30 AirCop : Should be,(still remember when I was selected for the California Highway Patrol Academy) just use common sense, listen to your instructors and you're
31 Post contains images YooYoo : Congratulations Greasespot!! Wow a cop, and in Ottawa nonetheless !! If you see a drunk guy eating a beavertail next May, just push me towards my hote
32 Post contains images DrDeke : "The light was yellow, sir." Congrats! DrDeke
33 Bwest : Well done... it's a hard but rewarding job, one that takes passion to do it but gives you so much in return...
34 Post contains images Redngold : "The light was yellow, ma'am." -redngold Congrats! Now you can change your name from Greasespot to Skidmarks... er, that's taken already...
35 Post contains images Greasespot : ummm It would mean waiting a bunch more months and i have already waited enough. Besides in January i go to Alymer, Ontario (near London)for 13 weeks
36 IAH777 : Eek. Ours was six months... INSTRUCTOR: "And dunk and bite and dunk and bite..."
37 Post contains images Vaporlock : You'll have to let us know exactly when you have some time off once your in London, it's only a couple hours and a few feet of snow away...LOL Maybe
38 Post contains images Allstarflyer : Who cares? Congrats - at least you won't be patrolling my beat down here . Nah, cops are usually good folks, but I'm always wary when 1 is behind me
39 Post contains images Greasespot : Guess we are smarter up here and require less trainigng After the 13 weeks i do have 6 mos with a coach officer then they turn me loose on my own wit
40 UN_B732 : Nice. Good luck. I'm glad you're not becoming a mall security officer (someone should start a thread about those darn pests!) -Mr. X
41 Post contains images IAH777 : Hope some typing classes are in there, Mavis. And intelligence has nothing to do with it. Perhaps its we have actual "crime."
42 WildcatYXU : I'd say it's Aylmer, not Alymer. And it may get pretty cold here too (and lots of snow). Welcome to Southwestern Ontario! Sorry, I almost forgot. Con
43 Post contains images F9Animal : ROFL!!!! I am so sorry! I did not even look at your profile! I am a total loser! Alright, how about.......... TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN!!!!
44 Greasespot : Hey i was hired for my other skills...not typing or spelling.....for those i have my dikshonary to use. GS
45 Post contains images IAH777 : Speaking of... In addition to being a field trainer, I'm also a performance evaluator. A few weeks ago, I had a female rookie who was assigned to me.
46 Post contains images Greasespot : Hey there are at least two times on here you have proposed to me......Now your married? I am going to tell your wife now. GS OH can I have her phone
47 Post contains images IAH777 : So I'm a polygamist. Don't hate. I'll know you've succeeded when she comes after my genitals with a rusty grapefruit spoon. Certainly not!
48 Post contains images YooYoo : Ah, i see. So you have thought this out. Got to love a cop that can actually think.
49 Greasespot : Who hooo. I get all my uniforms and equipment tomorrow...Then this is all starting to feel real. Constable Moose (GS)
50 Post contains images IAH777 : coonskin hat with tail - musket - beaver pelt bag - hi-gloss jackboots with special LOT893475990348-oppressing heel - baton - disposable, DNA-resista
51 Greasespot : 1st day of work. Oh and since it is winter we were also issued a complete set of snow balls... Tomorrow I get sworn in...Then the real learning begins
52 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Especially if he is wearing a hat that says US ARMY RETIRED, eh? Congratulations!! Salute!!
53 MIAMIx707 : GS is actually a "chick" and maybe a butch, by the reply "he" game me once, on a civil aviation thread, lol...
54 Post contains images AirCop : Get used to it, forms, forms and more forms all in a days work.
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