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User currently offline9V From China, joined Aug 2008, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2221 times:

Have you ever tried it? Have you ever considered it?
Does it ever work?

 Smile

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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2214 times:

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Have you ever tried it?

I've failed miserably.



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2217 times:

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Have you ever tried it?

I deployed last January... and I went home for my "mid-tour" leave on Thanksgiving... so I was celibate for 11 horrible months.

ALTHOUGH, when I did go home, I probably had the wildest sex of my life. 11 months of frustration built up meant we did it... a lot... I mean.... A LOT.

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Does it ever work?

Nope.

I jacked off a lot. Or I would have went totally insane.

-UH60

**Edit, thanks GQfluffy for catching the spelling error

[Edited 2006-11-30 21:30:26]

User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1897 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2207 times:

so i take it celibacy means no masturbation either?

great.

what next? PROHIBITION?


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3085 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2205 times:

Sweat Jesus no never.....

Damn now i will get another proposal from IAH777

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 2):
I jacked off a lot. Or I would have went totally insane.

 Wow!  Wow!

Your a pilot...You do that to much and your going to go blind and bump into a Mosque or something.....

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2206 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 2):
I jacked off a lot. Or I would have went totally insane.

Sperm build-up can do that to you.

The evidence can be seen on this site.  Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 6, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2201 times:

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Does it ever work?

Work? What the hell is it supposed to do? How do you know if it is working?

P.S. Some people are not really suited for celibacy.



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 7, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2191 times:

LHMark is forced into celibacy.


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 8, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2178 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 7):
LHMark is forced into celibacy.

I dunno. Is virginity really celibacy?



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offline808TWA From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 701 posts, RR: 20
Reply 9, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2177 times:

A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush.....Isn't that how the popular phrase goes?  Big grin


Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2168 times:

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 2):
I probably had the widest sex of my life.

Um...it's not nice to refer to your better half in that way...


User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2165 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 10):

lol - fixed. thanks for the catch.  Smile

-UH60


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2161 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 4):
Sweat Jesus

 eek 

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 4):
Damn now i will get another proposal from IAH777

I've been snubbed once too many. I fear you've missed your opportunity to ride the IAH Special.  snooty 

As for personal experience, I'm married, so celibacy is a way of life.  cry 


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2160 times:

I may have passed the statute of limitations and become a virgin again... aahh, married life.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 14, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2161 times:

I practiced celibacy for eighteen years. After that, I can count my longest dry-spell on one hand.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 15, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2139 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 14):
After that, I can count my longest dry-spell on one hand.

Trouble is that each finger represents one year.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2126 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 14):
I practiced celibacy for eighteen years. After that, I can count my longest dry-spell on one hand.

Dont you mean you can count on one hand during your dry spells?


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2120 times:

Involuntary celibate.

Signed,

HPLASOps


What's the classic Office Space line? "I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in 6 months."


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2116 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 13):
I may have passed the statute of limitations and become a virgin again... aahh, married life.

Help! My virginity grew back!  rotfl 

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 16):
Dont you mean you can count on one hand during your dry spells?

Bra-vo!


User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2109 times:

From his recent posts HPLasOps has been testing this out for some time now. Even after spending $1,800 he still hasn't gotten laid.

User currently offline808TWA From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 701 posts, RR: 20
Reply 20, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2071 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 19):
From his recent posts HPLasOps has been testing this out for some time now. Even after spending $1,800 he still hasn't gotten laid.

Yeah, he didn't get laid but he sure got f*cked!!  Wink



Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 21, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

I'm celibate, for now. I'm not bothered either. You tend to get it when you get it, thats life...

Besides, there's more to life that sex, unless your name is BAB  


Lee

[Edited 2006-11-30 22:32:34]


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 22, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2055 times:

JGPH1A was forced into involuntary celibacy when the local dockyard went on strike...


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 23, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2043 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
JGPH1A was forced into involuntary celibacy when the local dockyard went on strike...

Well considering he turned Marseille docks into a giant dry dock when he jumped in, what do you expect?



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (7 years 12 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
JGPH1A was forced into involuntary celibacy when the local dockyard went on strike...

What a coincidence! GKirk followed suit when the local stockyard went bust.  scratchchin 


25 Post contains images Dragogoalie : I wouldn't have sex just for the sake of having sex- so whenever I'm not in a relationship, I'm celibate... which means I'm often celibate Does it wor
26 BMIFlyer : Correct Exactly
27 Myt332 : Sound like somebody can't get some?
28 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Says the man of experience
29 Post contains images Myt332 : At the risk of sounding like you... Eh?
30 Bill142 : Thought of sex and relationships made me physically feel sick for a while. So I simply didn't bother with it.
31 AndesSMF : GOOD! I had written in my post that you better not post during your too short stay in the US. Guess after 11 months it was almost like conjugal visit
32 Bill142 : That might explain why I have a permanant head ache.
33 Post contains images IAH777 : Someone get Shinkai a hooker! STAT! But this does explain Andy's senility.
34 Post contains images AndesSMF : HookerSSSSSSS. He needs a long, drawn out, months long session to clear him up. There is a good example of what happens when you go for decades w/o s
35 Post contains images Dragogoalie : Doesn't that depend on WHAT you expect from celebacy? If the only thing you expect from it, is to not have sex, and you succeed, it works fine, doesn
36 AndesSMF : BTW, good to have you back. I always place my little qualifyers, to clarify the meaning. Sex for sex's sake will not work in the long run. There is j
37 KaiGywer : To quote a movie I recently watched (Dorm Daze 2...funny one) "There's a difference between saving yourself, and being too lame to get laid" :D Born-A
38 Kmh1956 : Likewise.
39 Greasespot : Thats cause your the masturbater in residence here at A.net I bet you have one big popeye type fore arm. GS
40 Halls120 : No. Hell no. You've got to be kidding.
41 Post contains images LHMARK : I must respectfully disagree. There's about 30 seconds of intense satisfaction.
42 Bill142 : For you maybe, but for her she's left asking "What, was that it?"
43 Bagpiper : I'm sorry that your life is so dull that 30 seconds is "in the long run", i.e. in the distant future. I have been a happy celibate for the past 16 (a
44 Post contains images AndesSMF : While I certainly commend you for your commitment, I would give you good reasons why not necessarily waiting till marriage, and that is applicable to
45 STLGph : i'm a big whore. you do the math.
46 JCS17 : Are you kidding? If I'm not in a relationship, you can bet I'm pulling it a few times a week. Call me old fashioned, but orgasms feel good.
47 LHMARK : You get on with your bad self, Bagpiper. Once you find a sheep that acquiesces to your furtive adolescent advances, you might see what I mean. That i
48 IAH777 : Personal foul. Number JCS17. Fifteen yards. First down.
49 Post contains images Kieron747 : Aren't you sore? How's that hairy palm? Kieron747
50 KROC : Spoken like a guy who couldn't get laid if he was the only dude on a small island of women. Don't worry bro. I'm sure they will have Virtual Wives so
51 Post contains images KaiGywer :
52 Captaink : And there is a good reason for then. It is said that when you are having an orgasm your head is totally clear of any thoughts for those few seconds.
53 Post contains images Kieron747 : It depends how you define celibacy. Once of age, I have never actually decided, OK no sex for me! There have been dry spells, in between girlfriends b
54 Post contains images YooYoo : I'm concerned with regards to you technique.
55 Post contains images QXatFAT : I thought being celibat was being single? I guess I was wrong But if it is staying a virgin, then yes I have remaind a virgin for 20 years now. Well h
56 Bagpiper : Same here. I would rather save it for my wife, who I will be committed to for the rest of my life, than have it here and there with people I hardly k
57 Post contains images KROC : A gift from god? Perfect. Maybe married guys should pray for a few more gifts from god on a regular basis.
58 Post contains images AndesSMF : Consider me a praying man, then! And she certainly needed and used my services last night. BTW, she is a Christian. Whether you agree with his opinio
59 Zruda : sex is for kids anyway
60 Post contains images Bagpiper : Well, its fine you don't agree with me... but may I ask that you respect my opinion? I would think part of the reason this forum exsists is because w
61 KROC : I respect your opinion, I just find it ridiculous as well. And not becuase I disagree with it, but because it doesn't make sense. Especially when one
62 BaylorAirBear : That just sounds a little creepy. BAB
63 Post contains images Bagpiper : Assuming you're talking about the preists molesting kids, etc, then yes, that is very wrong. But, they are few and far between... the media just love
64 KROC : No, they are not few and far between, and what about all the cases that never make it to the media? And nobody says Christians should be perfect, how
65 Post contains images Bagpiper : I still disagree I can think of several instances where I was told I should be perfect, since I am a christian
66 777236ER : Aren't you a Catholic?
67 Post contains images BA787 : erm, I suppoose for fifteen years, might remedy that though soon
68 Post contains images Scbriml : Enforced celibacy here in the UAE. Counting the days to December 21st when my wife visits!
69 KROC : Most call it denial, but whatever. I can think of a ton of instances where Christians act like they are perfect and their alleged way of life is the
70 Post contains images Halcyon : This is getting off topic. The thread is about celibacy. I am sure a hypocritical chrisitan thread will show up soon enough. I am also waiting to be
71 AndesSMF : I could be considered very religious in an unusual way. But I personally have not found any religious book reference to not have sex. And I can find
72 KROC : I'm not saying non-religious people are perfect either. Nobody is. But as an agnostic catholic, I am not stuck in denial the ills of organized religi
73 Post contains images QXatFAT : Everyones a hypocrite...some more so then others It is just funny that when people say the word hypocrite they think Christians right off the bat whe
74 Post contains images Ctbarnes : It depends who you're in bed with...  That reminds me of what Oscar Levant once said of Doris Day: He knew her before she became a virgin. Charles,
75 Post contains images Halcyon : Yes indeedy. It's not so bad when it's mutual agony.
76 LOT767-300ER : Someone has been watching too much of Trinity Broadcasting Network...thats TBN or Channel 17/18 for most of us...you know those channels between the
77 L-188 : Never by choice Unfortunately.
78 Post contains images QXatFAT : For your information!...I do not watch that channel and my choice to remain a virgin is MY CHOICE! Look at it his way...you have a nice beautiful ful
79 Post contains images Jafa39 : Look at Catholic Preiests to try to work that one out...... Guess that means you're a bit further up the evolutionary ladder than me! I thnk imposed
80 Post contains images Bagpiper : Ok! I am not saying we are perfect! I already said we are not! Can we stop going in circles please??? Thank you. I agree. Good Lord. I said it alread
81 QXatFAT : Bagpiper, lets not argue with some of these people. I know I made a few mistakes with LOT on some of his replys as you can both of us had a few things
82 Bagpiper : Meh, ok, I see your point. I guess I can get into it too much. KROC, my appologies for pulling us into this too far. See ya.
83 Post contains images Jafa39 : Don't feel persecuted dude...we bash EVERYONE on here, gay, straight, young, old, drunk, sober whatever. Don't take the high ground in that sniffy Ch
84 QXatFAT : Well Jafa good debates never happen here that often when it comes to religion because it turns to bashing. Thats just the facts my man. I dont have il
85 Post contains images Jafa39 : Yup mate, and just try defending a heterosexual viewpoint here..or worse still..Liberal....and see where you get or worse still...admit you like the
86 Ctbarnes : And yet the question remains: Does that make it right? If all we do is bash each other thinking we're each so high and mighty, what hope do we have f
87 Jafa39 : True but non-av comes with a warning. Trouble comes when people start defending their right to an opinion regardless of how shortsighted and insensit
88 JGPH1A : I had to ! None of my multimillionaire clientele could park their yachts ! It was dreadful.
89 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Ctbarnes is a REAL Christian...he walks the walk like others talk the talk. He's a good man and he knows he is just that, a man...capable of mistakes
90 Flyingbabydoc : I can make your words mine. Helps that my wife was my first girlfriend (first everything) too. Point is, no one after her (we had a 17-year break up)
91 Ctbarnes : True non-av comes with a warning, but it also comes with an admonition (which for some reason does not seem to be coming up at the moment). I don't p
92 Halcyon : AFAIK, night time arousal is common in almost everyone. It happens, on average, about 8 times per night in males. The brain naturally cycles through
93 Post contains images Ctbarnes : Aw, what the hell! First off, celebacy is not an off switch in terms of sexual urges and desires. Wet dreams, for example, are AFAIK acts of the subc
94 Halls120 : While I admire your conviction, once you've had a little more life experience, I suspect you'll look back at the position you are taking now and shak
95 Flyingbabydoc : Thank you for being so open about it. I was expecting a sincere answer from you, and you have confirmed my hypothesis on the subject. As Halcyon ment
96 Ctbarnes : Because the Church is more than the hirearchy in Rome and the bishops. I am also the Church as is every other baptized Catholic. I have counseled peo
97 Ctbarnes : The therapy is more for repair of emotional and physical abuse that I endured in childhood, and has impacted how I approach human relationships as an
98 Halls120 : And until your leadership stands up and accepts responsibility, and ends all the cover ups, you and those that aren't at fault will labor under that
99 Post contains images Flyingbabydoc : Not sure you can separate the two. Hunger is the impulse that drives the act of eating, thirst elicits drinking, and sexuality is only "compensated"
100 Ctbarnes : Some have, some haven't. We do have bishops and religious superiors who have worked hard to try and bring about healing. Sean O'Malley in Boston, Ale
101 Post contains images Ctbarnes : Let's hope they have Koelsch in heaven so we really can have a good discussion. Charles, SJ
102 QXatFAT : See I dont think I will. I will always stand firm in my decision. Just remember Halls, I am different then you obveusly. So your mind and convictions
103 Bagpiper : My youth director and I have those every wednesday morning, along with a group of other (3 or so) high school aged guys. Let me tell you... it helps!
104 Jafa39 : Steady on dude! If I have to not mention how I feel about this issue (and that is the subject of the thread) in order to be allowed to respect you...
105 Ctbarnes : Thanks for that. I do get sensitive about this sometimes because so many times I come across as a broad statement about the evils of religion or the
106 Post contains images Jafa39 : Maaan, we got something in common then.....
107 Post contains images Ctbarnes : Charles, SJ
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Celibacy posted Thu Nov 30 2006 21:00:41 by 9V