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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2643 times:

Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

I did and it was THE MOST pain I have ever been in, lucky for me we had a bag of frozen peas handy, O...M...G!!!!!!

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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2640 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands..

Why were you chopping chili peppers in the nood?



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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2633 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Why were you chopping chili peppers in the nood?

I wasn't but I needed a piss so thought i could save the planet by washing my hands after having a pee and not have to do it twice (heaps more hygenic than the other way around) and in extracting the old man from his hideout I touched my ball bag....2 mins later I was curled up on the deck, sweating with pain and crying feeling like someone had a blowtorch on my bollox.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2626 times:

I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller.


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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 2613 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 3):
I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller

Hmmmm, a cruel and unusual punishment eh?

"Mr GayBond, it seems the deceased was a victim of Red Hot Chilli Peppers"

"Good God Mish Moneypenny!......you don't mean....?"

"Yes Mr Gaybond......Californication"

[Edited 2006-12-09 10:28:01]

User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2601 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 4):

Hmmmm, a cruel and unusual punishment eh?

Well yes, but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas.



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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2587 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas

Crammed in the victims mouth to stifle his screams as you duct-tape chillis to his nuts and rub the juice into his eyes.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2582 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 3):
I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller.

Will that be "The Man In The Leather Mask" or "The Three Musky Queers", Alexandre ?

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
Well yes, but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas.

Hamster food ?


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2582 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 6):
Crammed in the victims mouth to stifle his screams as you duct-tape chillis to his nuts and rub the juice into his eyes.

Are you sure that's not from the "Schoolboy Guide to Fagging - Eton & Harrow Edition 1948"?



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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2578 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
"The Three Musky Queers"




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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2578 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 8):
Are you sure that's not from the "Schoolboy Guide to Fagging - Eton & Harrow Edition 1948

You could be right....I thought it brought back old memories, such has hanging Jenkins minor from the flagpole by his foreskin  Smile


User currently offlineStrasserB From Singapore, joined Nov 2005, 1541 posts, RR: 6
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2569 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched

I guess this was your first real hot experience ...



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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2568 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 10):
hanging Jenkins minor from the flagpole by his foreskin

::scribble:: Good, good, I can use this!



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2565 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 12):
::scribble:: Good, good, I can use this!

Just wait till Banco publishes his memoirs, there'll be a least 3 top shelf novels and a couple of DVD's in it for you.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2561 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
there'll be a least 3 top shelf novels and a couple of DVD's in it for you.

Shhhh! Don't let on, or that Cornish will be ringing me up constantly asking if I'll pop for another week in Pattaya for him!



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2555 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 14):
Shhhh! Don't let on, or that Cornish will be ringing me up constantly asking if I'll pop for another week in Pattaya for him!

Pattaya ? That's a bit sophisticated for Cornish. The old slapper usually more than happy with a week in Devon (when the Fleet's in - he's not called "Plymouth Hoe" for nothing !).


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2550 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):

Pattaya ? That's a bit sophisticated for Cornish.

Oh, so the little vixen's been cashing in the plane tickets for something else, eh? I'll be waiting for him with a bag of frozen peas (mushy) next we meet!



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2543 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
Oh, so the little vixen's been cashing in the plane tickets for something else, eh?

He's been using the money to finance his 200-a-week Prada handbag habit - it's a disease, I'm telling you.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2541 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
his 200-a-week Prada handbag habit -

He told me it was nothing more than a Vada Pav treatment!  grumpy 



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User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3509 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2527 times:

Unfortunately, I'm going to try this now. Ouch in advance.


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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2525 times:

Quoting Gunsontheroof (Reply 19):
I'm going to try this now.

Bravery vs Stupidity...its a thin line  Wink


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2506 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
He told me it was nothing more than a Vada Pav treatment!

"Vada Pav" ? His case is untreatable, owing to overexposure to Lascars down by the Staines canal.


User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1818 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2491 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

probably not as bad as touching your butthole.....

Right Westy?  Wink



Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
User currently offlineUAL757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 806 posts, RR: 3
Reply 23, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 2376 times:

I spilled boiling water on my dick when i was 10. It hurt.

User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 2371 times:

I'm so totally weirded out by all of this.... What/Whom am I surrounded by?!  crazy   cry 

For the record, no, I've never done anything like that to my genitals...

- Justin Big grin


25 AsstChiefMark : I was a medic on a ambulance call where we were called to assist a man that had been pepper-sprayed by the police. He was having an allergic reaction
26 JGPH1A : Poor little innocent lamb ! NOT !
27 Post contains images Matt72033 : try doing it with skydrol! i had my sack bathing in the stuff for nearly an hour! THATS REAL TESTICULAR PAIN
28 AndesSMF : Thank you for the lessons as to what NOT to have traces on your hand before taking 'it' out for business. So the list is this: - pepper, any kind - sk
29 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Superglue......don't ask, lol I'll suffice to say that the completion of my Airfix DC10 kit was delayed by a few hours due to gear malfunction!
30 JGPH1A : Euuww - how could you do that to an innocent DC10 ? You pervert !
31 AndesSMF : OK, I have to admit a 'zipper' malfunction when I was 9 y.o. I decided to go swimming like the locals, with a pair of regulars shorts and no underwear
32 Matt72033 : WE GOT A BLEEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
33 IAH777 : Hot nuts! Get yer red-hot nuts riiiight heeerrrre....
34 AndesSMF : Nope, didn't quite happen that way, but it just happened that a doctor was in the house at the moment, and I had the presence of mind to ask for help
35 Aloges : You know, three-holers and all...
36 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Oh no, you see it was an American Airlines model, so guilty until proven innocent
37 Trekster : Try Original Souce Mint. MY GOOD GOD they hurt like hell. Way to fresh lol. I was not even using it to wash "down there", was using normal shower gel
38 Post contains images Cornish : Why would ANYONE want to go to Devon for their holidays ? Trust me, Baghdad or Kabul have more appeal. I SO can't wait til lthe New Year sales Has Ba
39 Post contains images StrasserB : You can add Japanese Mint Oil to the list.
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