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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7421 posts, RR: 50
Posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1556 times:
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This is a joke, not be confused with agenda.  Wink

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.



AND



For My Republican Friends:


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



Made from jets!
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User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days ago) and read 1519 times:

I love it!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too!



Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1504 times:

Brilliant! Merry Christmas, everyone!

User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1499 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too!! And to everyone on A-Net!!  santahat 


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