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User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Well, I was gonna start a random idiot Q & A session, but it seems that BailorAirBear, the random idiot, has wandered off. Sorry folks, your tickets will not be refunded as we here at Tynacorp do not claim responsibility for the behavior of our idiots.

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User currently offlineFXramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7305 posts, RR: 85
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1837 times:
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Are we asking random questions on this thread?  confused 

User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Q: Are we asking random questions on this thread?

A: Yes, sure, why not.

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?



Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 43
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1826 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Well - you are.



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Is that one of the random questions?


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24938 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 2):
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?

A. JGPH1A ate them all.



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1818 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 4):
Is that one of the random questions?

I dont know, what do you think?

Dan in Jupiter


User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1792 times:

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 6):
I dont know, what do you think?

I think it is.

Do i have to post a random question?


User currently offlineNkops From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 2668 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
Do i have to post a random question?

No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??



I have no association with Spirit Airlines
User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1748 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):

Do i have to post a random question?

Feel free, but as I said above, the random idiot has wandered off, so its likely there will be nobody to answer it.


User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

Quoting Nkops (Reply 8):
No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??

I think I will have another beer, how about you?

Dan in Jupiter


User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9390 posts, RR: 26
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1722 times:

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 10):
I think I will have another beer, how about you?

geee ... do you really think that is a good idea or perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?



if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 11):
perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?

If i play with my slinky, then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

Dan in jupiter


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9390 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 12):
If i play with my slinky, then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

are you the type of person to wear yellow panties?



if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineJpax From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 1018 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1711 times:

Why did the OP delete his account?


EDIT: Nevermind, it works now..

[Edited 2006-12-16 00:35:44]

User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1707 times:

Random? ok...

Did you ever wonder how pissed Riker would get on Star Trek: TNG when Picard would say "fire at will?"



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21654 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9390 posts, RR: 26
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

where were you all the night Bear ate Goombaw?


if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1694 times:

Quoting Mir (Reply 16):
Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?


Dan in jupiter


User currently offlineNkops From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 2668 posts, RR: 6
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1690 times:

Why is phonics spelled with "ph"??


I have no association with Spirit Airlines
User currently offlinePictureThis From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2006, 196 posts, RR: 7
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1687 times:

Why do McDonalds charge 10p for tomato sauce?


Make sure they know we're playing the game, but we don't need to play the game because we've already won the game.
User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1683 times:

If one glass of wine is good for you, then is a whole bottle great for you?


will this thread ever end?


Dan in Jupiter


User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1682 times:

Will BAB's head not be overloaded by the amount of questions being posed to him?

User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1672 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):
Did you ever wonder how pissed Riker would get on Star Trek: TNG when Picard would say "fire at will?"

What does Picard say when you bring him a broken sewing machine?

Dan in Jupiter


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1670 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Yes.

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 2):
Where have all the flowers gone?

Seeing as my last seven girlfriends are pushing up daisies, I think they are over their shallow graves.

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 4):
Is that one of the random questions?

It seems to be.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 6):
I dont know, what do you think?

I don't think, I know.

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
Do i have to post a random question?

Of course not.

Quoting Nkops (Reply 8):
No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??

That is not an unreasonable assumption.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 10):
I think I will have another beer, how about you?

Indeed, I will. A pint, please.

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 11):
perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?

Only if it isn't rusty. Beware the tetanus!

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 12):
then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

You didn't heed my warning!

Quoting STLGph (Reply 13):
are you the type of person to wear yellow panties?

Depends on who I borrowed them from.

Quoting Jpax (Reply 14):
Why did the OP delete his account?

Fear is paralyzing.

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):

Did you ever wonder how pissed Riker would get on Star Trek: TNG when Picard would say "fire at will?"

If I did, that would suck the cool right out of me.

Quoting Mir (Reply 16):
Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

Because meese is a Japanese English pronoun.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 17):
where were you all the night Bear ate Goombaw?

In jail.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 18):

Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

To maintain some symblance of mystery in our otherwise mundain existance.

Quoting Nkops (Reply 19):
Why is phonics spelled with "ph"??

It's not. The author of the dictionary was obviously NOT hooked on it.

Quoting PictureThis (Reply 20):
Why do McDonalds charge 10p for tomato sauce?

So they don't have to charge Americans anything for it.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 21):
If one glass of wine is good for you, then is a whole bottle great for you?

You answered your own question.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 21):
will this thread ever end?

Will idiocy ever terminate?

Quoting Graphic (Reply 22):
Will BAB's head not be overloaded by the amount of questions being posed to him?

Not possible.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 23):

What does Picard say when you bring him a broken sewing machine?

"I'd hit it!"

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
25 Sprout5199 : Oh God, BaylorAirBear answered most of my questions, Does that make me his love child? Thats a scary thought, isn't it? Dan in Jupiter
26 TZ757300 : so, why is it when i go use the crapper there is no TP left for me to use?
27 Graphic : Ladies and gentleman, the idiot has returned. Still no refunds for those who left early.
28 Sprout5199 : Are you worth the TP? Dan in Jupiter
29 StrasserB : Is this game already over?
30 Sprout5199 : Who won? Dan in Jupiter
31 HPLASOps : Does God have feet? The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long a
32 Post contains images StrasserB : That's a sentence and not a question. So what should a random idiot do with a message like that one?
33 Jafa39 : Make it sew..... Why can't you dig half a hole?
34 HPLASOps : Because a hole is always whole! If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does that mean NW just retired a DC9?
35 TZ757300 : No, it just means that the world is going to cry about the A380 again. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
36 Post contains images Srbmod : I think I speak for the bulk of the forum:
37 TZ757300 : HAHAHAHA
38 AirframeAS : You're hilarious!!!
39 Graphic : Srbmod From United States, joined Mar 2001, 9945 posts, RR: 33 Reply 36, posted Sat Dec 16 2006 04:55:58 UTC+1 (39 minutes 19 secs ago) and read 23 ti
40 Post contains images Srbmod : Get used to it Scooter.......
41 ReidYYZ : For you married types: If a man is in a forest and there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?
42 Post contains images IAH777 : Did you get that from a hand-painted sign obtained by your wife and/or mother-in-law at a craft shop? I did. Is Graphic (formerly known as shinkai, F
43 Graphic : Yes and no; I'm a douchebag, but I wasn't FLairport or shinkai.
44 BaylorAirBear : I can not tell a lie. BAB
45 Post contains images IAH777 :
46 Scbriml : Do you guys always answer a question with another question?
47 StrasserB : No, did you?
48 Scbriml : Who said I did?
49 Graphic : Was it me?
50 Post contains images Srbmod : Did you fart?
51 Post contains images Graphic : Does that question even need be asked?
52 F4phantom : was wondering if anybody knows who put the bop in the bop de bop , was it the same person who put the ram, in the ram a dam ding dong, if so where did
53 Jafa39 : Yes and Wal-Mart....
54 Ncfc99 : How can something be new and improved? Surely its one or the other?
55 AirframeAS : Is it this or is it that?
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