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I Own Your Soul  
User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1030 times:

And I'm taking it with me wherever I go, doing whatever I wish with it.

Merry Christmas.   alt="Wink">

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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1030 times:

No you don't, as I sold mine for bottle of 15 year old Scotch years ago......  Wink

User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1021 times:

Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
And I'm taking it with me wherever I go, doing whatever I wish with it.

My sould wants you to drop off at the store and pick up some beer for the ol' bod, please.


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1021 times:

My soul is currently under the care of the CDC, theyre doing research on it.

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1018 times:

I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1011 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

BOOOOO!!!!!! LAME!!!!!

Keep your day job.  Wink  Big grin

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1004 times:

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 5):

Didn't your mother ever tell you to be nice to dyslectics?  frown 

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1000 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 6):

HAHA Uhh I dunno.

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1000 times:

My soul is currently on holiday somewhere warm, so Bah Humbug to Christmas! Big grin

Andy  old ,  grumpy  and  santahat 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 days ago) and read 966 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

I once heard about this guy who purchased a pair of smart shoes. The idea was that no matter how drunk you got, they could always get you home. The problem was they had an AI chip in them, and after a while they got bored of just walking between the pub and the house. so they started exploring. The guy who bought them started waking up in odd places like museums and on trains etc. He decided to get rid of them, but no matter where he threw them away, they always found their way back to him. Eventually the shoes cottoned on to the fact that they were no longer wanted, and became depressed. They went of the rails completely - started kicking people, petty theft, etc. It began to escalate until they robbed a bank. But then they felt guilty, stole a car, and drove it off a cliff. The guy who originally purchased the shoes then felt really bad, but the manufacturer told them it was okay because the shoes were now in shoe heaven.

You see, it turns out, that shoes have souls.


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 days ago) and read 959 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):
You see, it turns out, that shoes have souls.



Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 924 times:

Yeah. You own it. But you can forget about that refund.

User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 921 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):

HAHAHA Hilarious!!! Thom@s, take a note.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 8):
My soul is currently on holiday somewhere warm, so Bah Humbug to Christmas

Quit the theatrics now, what do you think this is, world cup match? Youre too old to be scrooge. Heck, youre too old to be scrooges dad.

Cheers,
Kyle


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