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User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2262 times:

Ok I have been living with the same girl for three years. I really dont get their (women) thought process.
Situation 1.
I come home and the sprinklers are on, I was kidding around and I said "Hey Cheri, your getting a free car wash, your cars getting wet" She got all pissed off and did not talk to me for three days because she thought I was making fun of her because she makes less money than me and cant afford a car wash every other day... WTF?

Situation 2
Cheri works as a nanny part time...she comes home all upset because one of the kids bit her. I asked her..."Were you rough housing? Kidding around" She got all upset because she took that as she is no good with kids.

Situation 3
You like the waitress at Outback more than be because she has bigger boobs....you were flirting with her infront of me....I was not I was kidding around and being cordial.....


Seriously I really dont understand womens thought process.

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User currently offlineZRHnerd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2259 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
She got all pissed off and did not talk to me for three days because she thought I was making fun of her because she makes less money than me and cant afford a car wash every other day... WTF?

 rotfl 

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
Seriously I really dont understand womens thought process.

We never will. It will be shredded in mystery forever  Wink


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2257 times:

Quoting ZRHnerd (Reply 1):
We never will. It will be shredded in mystery forever

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Aye...but it seems women have got us men all figured out...shat...


User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7642 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2254 times:

Here's a hint when it comes to women ...

No matter what you think or say, IT'S WRONG!  yes 

Don't bother trying to figure their thought process out, you won't!  no 

(but if you do, please let us know)



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User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2256 times:

Quoting ZRHnerd (Reply 1):
We never will. It will be shredded in mystery forever

Ya then if I try and not say anything, or reserve comment or just keep my mouth shut, then I really get it because "I dont care"


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2238 times:

The female thought process is somewhat difficult to understand, my IMHO, you have been living with this woman for three years, and that type of behavior is not what I would call nice nor normal.

User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2226 times:

It almost sounds as if she's tired of you...and possibly looking for an out. Trust me...I'm kind of in that same boat. The g/f says she trusts me, yet I seem to have to write an itinerary for each and every single day, and if I stray, I'm in deep manure. I can't talk to a female without hearing the riot act. I love her, I care about her, but I'm not in love anymore. I'm at home now away from University, and she's gone home, yet the cell seems to ring every 3 hours; the electric leash. She's not coming back in January, instead she's going to look for work at home and back in BIL. I'm trying to figure out what I want and if I still want her in my life. Alot of me says no, but there is still a part that isn't ready to let go...

Anywho, good luck in your situation. I sure as hell don't have any idea what to do. If I break up with her, I'm the prick, if I don't, I'm sure I will just feel worse and worse... I know she still loves me...and it would break her heart if I do leave...but...I can't force myself to fall back in love with her....

Women- men want when they don't have, and don't want when do have...


User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2190 times:

Imagine how easy it would be to live with a post-op transvestite! Not that i'm gay or could imagine doing anything to someone i knew has been a man but just to imagine the situation..it should be pretty easy to get along.

:D


User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2172 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 2):
Aye...but it seems women have got us men all figured out...shat...

That's because all most of us want is a beer and a naked chick.


User currently offlineJCKastrup From Denmark, joined Sep 2006, 421 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2089 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 6):

Sorry to say this but.... GET OUT NOW.

Theres gotta be a better one out there for you.



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User currently offlineBilgeRat From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2006, 220 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2084 times:

You know, there was one guy who actually found the secret of the female thought process.

He died laughing.


User currently offlineMainMAN From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2005, 2097 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2084 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
She got all pissed off and did not talk to me for three days because she thought I was making fun of her because she makes less money than me and cant afford a car wash every other day... WTF?

She's got issues. I wouldn't tolerate that, and she'd be out the door asap.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39887 posts, RR: 74
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2060 times:

AA787823:
Sounds like its time to get a new girlfriend.
Kick her butt out! You'll be much happier and can bring as many babes over to your place anytime you want!



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2037 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
Seriously I really dont understand womens thought process.

No one understands that...not even them!



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2037 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
Sounds like its time to get a new girlfriend.
Kick her butt out! You'll be much happier

Translation:

"Send her my way"

 Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2033 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
. I really dont get their (women) thought process.

Welcome to reality . . . .

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
Sounds like its time to get a new girlfriend.

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User currently offlineBCNGRO From Andorra, joined Oct 2004, 584 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2011 times:

Quoting Mika (Reply 7):
Imagine how easy it would be to live with a post-op transvestite! Not that i'm gay or could imagine doing anything to someone i knew has been a man but just to imagine the situation..it should be pretty easy to get along.

Lol But I imagine if they are transvestite is because they feel like women so they are probably as weird as them... Anyway I don't think I'm trying this.



At the bus station, buses stop. At the train station, trains stop. At my desk, I have a work station.
User currently offlineAaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 8153 posts, RR: 26
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2004 times:

I would tell you the secret to happiness...but not everyone is cut out for relocating overseas  Wink


If you need someone to blame / throw a rock in the air / you'll hit someone guilty
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39887 posts, RR: 74
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2001 times:

AA787823:
I notice you live here in the SFO Bay Area.
There lots of beautiful low-maintinace women out here. There is no need to put up with this kind of crap.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineNoora From Finland, joined May 2006, 126 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1968 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 18):
There is no need to put up with this kind of crap.

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Even I can't understand why she would react that way  Confused

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 6):

If I was you, I would get myself out of that situation. I wouldn't want to be in someone's leash, nor could I do that to someone else.


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1950 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I really dont understand womens thought process

My dad once gave me a sound piece of advise. When you're in the middle of a fight with your girl, and love seems to be a thousand miles away, you just have to say those three, eternal, magic words...

"You're right, dear."


User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

I know I should go, and I will after the 1st of the year when I move to SD. I really dont get it though. I have never cheated, when she works nights, I always have dinner ready for her when she gets home, I never yell or pick a fight with her. She just takes everything the wrong way.

User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 6):
Women- men want when they don't have, and don't want when do have...

I don't know about that. I think that's largely inaccurate. I would say that until you find THE ONE, men will always have a tendency to check out other chicks. However, when you've found the one, all that goes out the window. Unless, of course, you're a complete and utter bastard.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39887 posts, RR: 74
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1923 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Reply 21):
I know I should go, and I will after the 1st of the year when I move to SD.

Your gonna run all the way to South Dakota to get away from this crazy girl?  Wow!

Please don't tell us yoour like this guy!  no 




Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1921 times:

Just take Chris Rock's advice. When you wake up in the morning, go in front of the mirror in the bathroom and recite -

"I'm a worthless no good,stupid mother f*ucker who's always wrong..." recite that a couple of times to yourself, then go downstairs thinking, "now how can I make this b*tch happy?"

I can't figure out how women think either. I had a rule, no talking during a NASCAR race, well, apparently that was taken to mean, I like NASCAR more than her. In the end, it got so annoying I did like NASCAR more than her.


25 AndesSMF : Women also like men that elicit RESPECT, and sometimes by us guys caving in to their every whim, letting ourselves be 'abused', we don't elicit respec
26 Post contains images Superfly : AA787823: Don't do what AndesSMF did. DO NOT buy this woman a ring!    This lady is acting totally irrational. I am sorry, there is no excuse for th
27 Post contains links and images N231YE : There is a joke floating around about this; I found a version on the internet  : http://www.ojar.com/view_18428.htm EDIT: Modified the original joke
28 AndesSMF : OMG, no, I was not implying that at all, but I can certainly understand where it could be taken that way. What I wanted to say is that RESPECT in a r
29 Post contains images Dragogoalie : Oh, trust me, it's not like it's any easier for us to figure you men out than it is for you to figure us out- the saying "men are from mars, women fr
30 Post contains images Superfly : AndesSMF: OK I understand what you meant. No need for him to waste his time trying to figure her out. She needs this....
31 AndesSMF : Yes, I would never allow anyone to treat me like that.
32 AA787823 : That way I can find another Psycho Shallow-Self Centered-Materialistic California girl.....
33 AirframeAS : I have to agree with JCK. Get out of it while you can. Ditto! Im my own person, I dont let people control me, nor do I control them. Screw them if th
34 Coz : I don't think her bahavior is a mistery in this case. Look at the common denominator, it's insecurity.
35 AA787823 : She did have a very rough child-hood. I wont go into details, but she did get a pretty bad deal.
36 Rolfen : Now that makes sense.
37 767Lover : She sounds really, really insecure. Insecurity is poison for a relationship. Not all women are this bad.
38 Rolfen : cant you just stay like friends? Tell you what, I think she wants fights from time to time. maybe she likes the mental stimulation of it or something
39 MIAMIx707 : only someone in Sweden could have thought of that... that exmplains it. Women get more psychologically scarred by being abused during childhood, a po
40 AirframeAS : So.... how is that your problem? It isnt, end of story. Ditch her before she makes it your problem.
41 Post contains images Mirrodie : So let me get this straight.. you are a great guy and she can't learn to laugh. RUN RUN RUN. Crazy as it sounds, that's the secret to our marital suc
42 Post contains images Adopim88 : Hmm, does this pretty much sum up the relationship between man and woman?    [Edited 2006-12-19 07:54:27]
43 Saxdiva : Ahem... there is no law in this state that requires women to be bitches to their partners. If I treated my husband as poorly as your GF treats you, I
44 Lazarus31 : I dont know how attached you are to this chick (obviously 3 years must mean somthing) so you cant just run away from it all. But if you have to then
45 AndesSMF : I believe that the way a good relationship (witnessed from personal experience) is this: When my wife wants something, regardless of the level of imp
46 FSPilot747 : I thought this thread title was going to be one of those "signed by 99% of A.net" posts.[Edited 2006-12-19 08:52:37]
47 Express1 : If she was my girlfriend,she be on her way packing and down the road, my wife looks after children with autism every day,and she comes home with bite
48 BAe146QT : Unsympathetic as this may sound, I'd hoof the sorry cow out the door. She'll make a wreck of you, unless she's willing to let you help her change. Re
49 Post contains images Express1 : HAHAHAHA oh i like it,very good. dave
50 747srule : Let me explain it to everyone. IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES,IT'S GOING TO BE TROUBLE!! Any questions?
51 Coz : What if it's a man in a wheelchair?
52 Post contains images Aero145 : The gratest part of this thread! Made my ... night. Cheers! Dave
53 AerorobNZ : It sounds like you're married already. I'm of the opinion that if they're interested enough they will fit in with you and not the other way around. I
54 Post contains images Tom in NO : .....the problem with that is that most of the guys hanging around this forum wouldn't know what to do with either one of those ..... Tom at MSY
55 Post contains images GQfluffy : Well...for those of you who remember this thread...a little update of my situation, and hopefully AA787823 had found a way to make it through his... I
56 Post contains images Adopim88 : I don't think you are at all! It is normal to feel pain when ending a long-term relationship even if you were going crazy. It's okay to feel relieved
57 Georgetown : So God creates Adam. Puts him in freakin' paradise as it were. So one day, Adam's feeling lonely and decides to have a chat with God. "God," he says,
58 Post contains images GQfluffy : Thanks...everyone has told me the same thing, but with me being myself, I usually ignore it and beat myself up over it for a few days. Thanks for the
59 Kmh1956 : This sounds to me as though your g/f has a serious issue with self-esteem, possibly from an earlier relationship or even childhood. She may need psyc
60 Kieron747 : A guy I know told me this. He and his wife were invited to a Christmas party. She wanted him to look smart, and bought him two shirts, one blue and on
61 Post contains images Superfly : GQfluffy: One trip to Brasil, Cuba or Thailand and you won't even remember your ex-girlfriend's name or what she looked like.
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