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Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing  
User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3339 posts, RR: 27
Posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2560 times:

Source: NBC5 Chicago

A senior at an Illinois high school is accused of contaminating food in the cafeteria.

The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week and left it on a condiments cart in the cafeteria for upperclassmen, school officials said Thursday.

Even though the school's food service provider requires that workers empty condiment containers and wash them every other day, Principal Jill Bullo said the company officials were not sure if the container was washed after lunch, according to the Post-Tribune.
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If the container as not washed out, students would have been exposed to the ejaculate during two lunch periods Dec. 6, and five lunch periods on Dec. 7, the paper reported.

The principal said that after Dec. 7, seven lunch periods after the ejaculation, the container definitely would have been cleaned.

But, she said, even if the containers were washed properly and on time, students would still have used the bottle's contents during fourth and fifth period lunch on Dec. 6.

School officials said the boy confessed to contaminating the salad dressing bottle Tuesday, school officials said.

The paper reported that it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or become ill from it.

The student allegedly bragged to his friends during his lunch period Dec. 6 about ejaculating in the bottle. One of those students told school leaders Tuesday, Wheaton Warrenville School District 200 superintendent Gary T. Catalani said.

"I don't believe that they thought it to be true, but students were talking about this rumor," Bullo said.

The paper reported that parents of students at the school received a mailed letter which told them that the district is working with Wheaton police, who said an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

The school's punishment for the student was not disclosed.

"We've taken very severe measures against this student," Catalani said.

Sodexho, the food service company, has now discontinued its use of smaller bottles for condiments and has started using larger containers that would make it difficult for a student to steal.

The paper reported that several students were angry about the incident.

"I was very surprised and appalled and embarrassed that this could happen," senior Brian Corcoran said.

One freshman girl told the paper that she would never eat cafeteria food again.

"You're supposed to feel safe enough to eat at school, but this makes you feel disgusted," she said.

A statement was issued Thursday by the DuPage County Health Department, in consultation with the Illinois Department of Public Health.

"The risk of acquiring a sexually transmitted disease or other disease from the ingestion of food contaminated with semen is considered extremely low," the statement said. "We are not aware of any documented cases of hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases that have been spread through this means."

The statement did say that the student responsible is undergoing medical testing and if he has an illness that may pose a risk to others, information will be provided to the parents of students who were potentially exposed.


ugh what a dirty dirty prank!

Leo


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User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2542 times:

I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

BAB yes 



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User currently offlinePLANAR From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 155 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2530 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

First of all - Eeeew!  boggled 

Second - I think more pertinent question is, now that you have let it out - why did your woman DO that??

And oh yeah - about that boy - May be they need a better Sex-ed class? I am simply having a feeling that the guy is just in his hyper-active hormone stage...

Regards
PLA



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User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2531 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say,

I'm glad my roommate has sworn off sex until she gets married.....so I'll never have to worry about that one  Big grin

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
One freshman girl told the paper that she would never eat cafeteria food again.

"You're supposed to feel safe enough to eat at school, but this makes you feel disgusted," she said.

Good call on that one! That story is just plain nasty  vomit 



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2527 times:

Under the proper circumstances, maliciously exposing someone to body fluids is a felony in some states. I wonder if Mr. Dumbfuck had that in mind. And he could be charged with one felony for every person he exposed.

Also, he could be ordered to pay for every person's present and future HIV and hepatitis testing. I was told by a lab tech that each test costs between $300 and $500.

Mark

[Edited 2006-12-22 07:35:38]

User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2518 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

Dude..way too much info..lol. But good stuff..I see u have received Tobi intact  biggrin 

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 4):
And he could be ordered to pay for every person's present and future HIV and hepatitis testing.

If the guy has HIV or any other STD. If he is clean then I don't think they'll do a HIV test etc for all the students.



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User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2492 times:

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
Sodexho, the food service company,

How is Sodexho a better alternative to ejaculate?


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 7, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2473 times:

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 3):
I'm glad my roommate has sworn off sex until she gets married.....so I'll never have to worry about that one

But she might.

BAB  yes 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2458 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

What?




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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2393 times:
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What a sick dude. I mean, come on?! Why does it seem that American teenagers are much less mature than their European counterparts?


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User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2378 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 9):
What a sick dude. I mean, come on?! Why does it seem that American teenagers are much less mature than their European counterparts?

They're both just as bad as each other, its just european students are smart enough not to brag about it to friends...



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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2372 times:

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week

It's a shame Westy had to take time off from posting on A.net to go pick up his son from school when he got busted.  duck 


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2364 times:

Quoting Graphic (Reply 6):
How is Sodexho a better alternative to ejaculate?

IDK, but they make some dam fine tater tots at my school  Wink



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User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4532 posts, RR: 9
Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2351 times:

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Maybe it was his interpretation of ...

December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day (by 767Lover Dec 21 2006 in Non Aviation)

Robert  bouncy 



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Reply 14, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2345 times:
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Sodexho must be pretty big. My campus just kicked out Chartwells, and brought on Sodexho.


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User currently onlinePanHAM From Germany, joined May 2005, 9276 posts, RR: 29
Reply 15, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2337 times:

Happens all the time. The owner of a doener stand near Frankfurt offered 2 kinds of sauce, one for the pig eaters and one for turks with more garlic in it.

The one for the pig eaters was the one in which he whacked off.



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2335 times:

What happened to jerking off in a sock or pillow.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

A real woman would have accepted you man juice personally, not rejected your seed in a plastic bottle.  Wink



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User currently offlineAero145 From Iceland, joined Jan 2005, 3071 posts, RR: 21
Reply 17, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2318 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 10):
They're both just as bad as each other, its just european students are smart enough not to brag about it to friends...

True... True... True...  sarcastic 


User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 14):
Sodexho must be pretty big. My campus just kicked out Chartwells, and brought on Sodexho.

They are, they handle some shipping departments of some companies around here IIRC.



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User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 2168 times:

They dont know if anyone was sick???

Im pretty sure alot of people eat (or swallow lol) that stuff every day lol.


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 8 months 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2118 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 19):
Im pretty sure alot of people eat (or swallow lol) that stuff every day lol

Based on 500,000,000 oral ejaculations per day at 5 ml per discharge, that equates to 2,500,000 litres a day worldwide.

Let's see... 5 ml of semen contains 2 calories, which means there's 400 calories per litre. That's a world total of 1 billion calories per day, which is 4.184 gigajoules of energy, which is equivalent to...

http://point.worldtel.net.pk/wallpaper/Nature/Lightning%20Storm.jpg

Mark


User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 21, posted (7 years 8 months 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2101 times:

This sounds like fear factor from Chapelle Show with Tyrone Biggims

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
The paper reported that it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or become ill from it.

I highly doubt anyone got sick from it before they knew what was in it. After that, I would imagine there was a line out the bathroom door.
Think Roman vomitoriums.


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Reply 22, posted (7 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2068 times:
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Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 20):
Let's see... 5 ml of semen contains 2 calories, which means there's 400 calories per litre. That's a world total of 1 billion calories per day, which is 4.184 gigajoules of energy, which is equivalent to...

So would the world orgasm day be something like this?




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User currently offlinePerthGloryFan From Australia, joined Oct 2000, 751 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (7 years 8 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

But it was Ranch salad dressing!
He was probably just expressing what most people feel about the most disgusting condiment the US has inflected in the world.
Though I guess it wasn't the most appropriate way to express himself - maybe it was a choice between the bottle or getting his girlfriend pregnant!

PGF


User currently offlineMelpax From Australia, joined Apr 2005, 1600 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (7 years 8 months 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1931 times:

Quoting PerthGloryFan (Reply 23):
But it was Ranch salad dressing!
He was probably just expressing what most people feel about the most disgusting condiment the US has inflected in the world.

Could well be that ranch dressing is made of that stuff anyway. He just proably added some flavor to it!



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25 Post contains images ME AVN FAN : - Such things happen more often than you think. I remember that a couple I know some years ago while on holidays in the Engiadina-Valley (Grisons/Swi
26 Pope : School officials named the new dressing - cream of sumyoungman.
27 Post contains images AvObserver : Unfortunately, this didn't happen in Singapore, where he might well have been whacked with a bamboo cane of in Iran, where officials might well have
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