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Worse Pick Up Line -EVER- And Dirt On *ILIKEYYC*  
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9367 posts, RR: 26
Posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3076 times:

All right, here's the deal. I can't even believe I'm sober enough to write dis correclty. It's probably latebeled with msispeleledings and I don't are. ANyway -- here is the deal.

ILIKEYYC came to visit me tonight and thsu I took him barhopping at "them gay joins."

So I took him out and got him really drunk. And I got tearlelaly durnk, too. And the best part is....I GOT HIM OUT ONTHE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE FIRST EVER TIME!!

And now he's on my air mattrses with a *GIRL*. It's hysterical.

Oh,a and as for the worst pick up line ever...So i'm on the dance floor getting i on with someone real hot and heavy and he's in front of me gyrating and stuff...andn well...he turns around and i look right at him and sya....

"your shampoo smells great.'

so, um...yeah....

put thiso ne into tthe books people..


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User currently onlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21629 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3073 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I can't even believe I'm sober enough to write dis correclty.

You're not.  no 

-Mir



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9367 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3096 times:

ANDREW IN BED WITH ???????




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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3060 times:

It's everone's favorite game show: Whose Standards Are Lower!

User currently offlineHalcyon From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3052 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):

Oh my.  crazy 


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3050 times:

EDIT: deleted slightly tasteless comment

She looks swell. Really.

[Edited 2007-01-03 10:53:08]

User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3041 times:

Gavin,

You are three sheets to the wind.

Can't see the picture.


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9367 posts, RR: 26
Reply 7, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3027 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 6):

girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.



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User currently offlineDavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3015 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 7):
girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.

I love to cuddle.

Hey there seems to be a pair of jeans in the picture, but nobody is wearing them. Unless it's laundry day.

Dave



Yesterday we've sinned, today we move towards God. Touch the sky....love and respect...Safe Star!
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3007 times:

Any Pics.

 Smile


regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20640 posts, RR: 62
Reply 10, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3003 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 9):
Any Pics.

$19.95 for the DVD.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2997 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 3):
It's everone's favorite game show: Whose Standards Are Lower!

For the game to be played you first have to find contestants that have standards, and these aren't it... biggrin 


User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 12, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2952 times:

Repost that picture. This thread is worthless without one.

User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2949 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"your shampoo smells great.'

Reminds me of a line used by my American ex room mate.

"You have such lovely long blonde hair, can't wait to see it clogging up the plughole in my shower."

No lie!  Sad

Kieron747


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2917 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 7):
girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.

Looks like all she has to do is lean away from him a bit and let air pressure and gravity take over. She'll be spooning in no time.

Seriously, though, she looks as if she may be hiding some healthy sweater kittens. Tell her to shed the threads and let the girls go free. That'll do it. Be sure to record this and share with the group for posterity.


User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2911 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):

How are you able to view the picture?
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...


User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2909 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 12):
Repost that picture. This thread is worthless without one.





Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I took him barhopping at "them gay joins."



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And now he's on my air mattrses with a *GIRL

Well, first of all, are you SURE it's a girl?

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Oh,a and as for the worst pick up line ever..



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"your shampoo smells great.'

So what? He got laid last night, that's what counts! He can put his first mark on the bedpost! Congrats on losing your virginity, Ilikeyyc! Hope you wore a raincoat! And remember, only let her grab your weapon if you're sure she can handle it!


Edited to add.....

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...

Me too.

[Edited 2007-01-03 15:35:30]

User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 17, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2897 times:
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Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...

Because it's X-rated of course  Smile



911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2894 times:

Quick, somepody repost in on Photobucket.

User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2888 times:

Can someone who can see the picture take a screenshot and post it here? I don't even get the red X, just nothing at all!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Seriously, though, she looks as if she may be hiding some healthy sweater kittens. Tell her to shed the threads and let the girls go free.

 rotfl  Excellent!

Quoting Queso (Reply 16):
Congrats on losing your virginity, Ilikeyyc!

Tell me what it was like dude!

Signed,

AirFrameAS

 Wink

************************************************************

Kieron747


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2874 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
How are you able to view the picture?

Easy. I don't suck at the webernet.  biggrin 

I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead.  confused 


User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2864 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead

Wait, the shit is really getting deep, and I'm standing on my desk...


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 22, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2857 times:

Still waiting on the pics..


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2813 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 21):
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead

Wait, the shit is really getting deep, and I'm standing on my desk...



User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39885 posts, RR: 74
Reply 24, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2801 times:

I dont want to see Andrew (Ilikeyyc) naked.  no 


Bring back the Concorde
25 EWRCabincrew : I'm easy. I do. I always thought this is the worse pick up line: "Let's go back to my place and do the things I am going to tell my friends we did an
26 AeroWesty : That seemed to be Gavin's pickup line, not Andrew's. Note: Andrew brought a girl home, Gavin came home and signed online. Do not use this pickup line
27 YWG : I can't see the pic, but I'm assuming he "harpooned a whale", lol. I'm a big fan of.. Guy: Are your parents thieves? Girl: No...what the hell are you
28 Post contains images Superfly : Ouch that is BAD! Here is a good one; Excuse me lady but I'd like to get something straight between us.
29 EA CO AS : It's a good one, but I still think the worst is to look at the girl, then down at your waist, then at her again and say, "M'kay, it's not going to su
30 EWRCabincrew : I'll have to tell the hubby that one on date night.
31 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : jesus christ. I thought Gavin was joking last night when he said he started this thread. Thank god no one can see the picture. I was worried the mattr
32 Miamiair : Seeing that you were obliterated, was she good looking or was she a sea donkey?
33 Queso : I can think of one good place....
34 Ilikeyyc : For the record, she followed us home. Let me put it this way, when the gut sticks out as far as the boobs, we have a problem. But I will say that she
35 Post contains images AeroWesty : Considering where you both ended up, are you sure "she" was a woman?
36 Queso : Yeah, inquiring minds want to know!
37 Post contains images 9V : On second thoughts....maybe it's better we don't see.
38 Post contains links Queso : Oh, just wait till you see the t-shirt I'm gonna give him for the next BHM meet: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=687
39 Ilikeyyc : Her boobs are real, so yes I'm sure.
40 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : " target=_blank>http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...d=687 Silhouette target, anyone?
41 EWRCabincrew : Boobs don't quite make a woman. Anyone can get implants or grow them naturally with hormones. In the dark, if you're not feeling around (and being dr
42 Post contains images Queso : Me, or the shirt? Don't let Superfly hear you say that!
43 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : The shirt, of course!!!
44 STLGph : The horrible evidence will have to wait until after he leaves. At any rate -- last night was astounding. We passed out until 130pmish. I guess Andrew
45 Miamiair : Bring body armor.... On a side note not meant to detour, de-rail or hijack: I Feel the BHM '07 will have a hoarde of new attendees...
46 Post contains images QXatFAT : Haha yea but the gal still is wearing hers I guess things just didnt work out for him. Wait is he really gay?
47 EWRCabincrew : My mind being where it always is...I hope it doesn't involve colors like greenish-yellow or yellowish-green and the word 'discharge' associated with
48 Queso : I hope so! We're gonna have a lot of fun and I look forward to giving ya a run for yer money on those plates! Was that an all-in-one package, or two
49 EWRCabincrew : STLGph started it!!!!
50 Post contains images Superfly : LOL! The hell it does!
51 Post contains images Srbmod : Screw that, try the Vegas meet....... I'm not planning on bailing out on it this year, as pretty much the saving up for it and LAS 2008 starts right
52 STLGph : two separate units. i'm just *THAT* good. well...except for the shampoo comment.
53 Post contains images AndesSMF : And you didn't call Superfly??!!! You turned to the other side, or drank A LOT?
54 Superfly : Now why would I be interested in an angry woman?
55 AndesSMF : Angry (wild) sex?? You then help her relax.
56 Blackbird1331 : You are getting a red X because there was no film in the camera. No harm. There was no women in the bed. Just an empty scotch bottle.
57 Superfly : I dated a girl like that. When I got bored from the sex with her, she just got angrier. Not a fun situation.
58 Post contains images IAH777 : Thar she blows... ...or maybe she just falls asleep disappointed.
59 Post contains images AndesSMF : That's not good. I was referring to, God, help me to not get in trouble , women who are angry (tense) because they have not had a good man to help th
60 Superfly : Something is wrong with this picture. She's wearing clothes.
61 Bagpiper : Photoshop the clothes off! Oh wait.
62 Post contains images DL021 : Dude.....she brought her own life preservers! only problem is that they double as her asscheeks.... that chick is almost Superfly's size......both in
63 IAH777 : Ha ha! You just publicly admitted to a desire to see Andrew's junk!
64 Post contains images Superfly : I am sure there may be some truth to that. I was a temporary solution. I had lots of fun but she was desperate on the husband search as she was sever
65 Post contains images Superfly : Nah the ass is too flat. If it was a 1 night stand like in this case, I'd hit it and have lots of fun.
66 Queso : Those must be the... ....that STLGph was talking about. I stick with my previous t-shirt recommendation. Dude! You'd get lost in there!
67 DL021 : FLy.....you are a chemical superfreak and well capable of hitting that on a regular basis if the opportunity presented itself.....
68 Post contains images AndesSMF : Ahhh, another a**man! Welcome to the club! BTW, I have a cousin that would with her rear end.
69 Post contains images Superfly : PLEASE tell me you were recommending me to your cousin and not referring to yourself. Your starting to scare me! DIO21: She would be a someone I'd co
70 AndesSMF : Don't worry, I am just like you, I like the ladies. And a shapely body as well. And dark skin, long hair, etc. you get the picture. But for those guy
71 Post contains images Superfly : AndesSMF: Damn it man, you are selling me! Is she here in the Bay Area or Sac? Tell her you know of a guy (me) with lots of money and social skills.
72 AndesSMF : She's in Ecuador, unfortunately.
73 Post contains images Superfly : Invite her up. I am sure she'd love to see you, wife, kids, and a silly guy at Airliners.net.
74 Post contains images AndesSMF : She is very good looking, but has two small boys and is now divorced. But you know there are plenty of women more than willing to come to the US to l
75 Dougloid : Jesus Christ....I knew you guys were going to get into trouble, I just knew it. Des Moines kind of has that effect.... BTW, I had lunch with these two
76 AeroWesty : They shared what they roped in last night?
77 Post contains images Srbmod : Let's start taking guesses on which one of them is the bad influence?
78 STLGph : ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
79 Ilikeyyc : Just so you know, this angry "woman" is actually a drag queen ::shivers:: Jim Beam, Jack Danials and Jose Cuervo we all bad influences!
80 Post contains images Dougloid : Nah, we all had a nice lunch after Andrew arrived at the airport and we talked about a lot of interesting things. Then I went back to my home office
81 Ilikeyyc : You guessed right!
82 Post contains images Superfly : Well I feel especially flattered that I have earned the trust of AndesSMF to court a family member. However I still charge a high price for those who
83 AndesSMF : Did STLgph not move there??
84 Post contains links and images AeroWesty : They have drag queen school in Des Moines. http://www.iowastatedaily.com/media/.../Royalty.In.Training-1097055.shtml
85 STLGph : oh trust me...they're here. in abundance. i'm no drag queen!
86 Post contains images Kieron747 : Well, she is perhaps a tiny bit too big for me, I'd probably hit it on a one off basis. She got curves, and thats what women are all about! Tell me IL
87 Miamiair : Be nice.
88 Post contains images KaiGywer : I know of at least two new ones from Minnesota
89 Chi-town : "Hey, did you fart?....Because you blew me away"
90 EWRCabincrew : Very fifth grade. But GREAT!!!! (love toilet humor)
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