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User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2393 times:
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Hey guys,

this is something I found the other day... I had a huge laugh  rotfl 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/WILCO737/Hundekacke1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/WILCO737/Hundekacke2.jpg

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

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User currently offlineBA757 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 2832 posts, RR: 14
Reply 1, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2341 times:

Only in Germany would you get something like this!

 Smile Smile


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12242 posts, RR: 35
Reply 2, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2326 times:
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Haha, that's awesome!

I love how Europe is so much less politically correct. Like in airports. Here in the US, they have 5-6 final boarding calls before the flight leaves. I like Amsterdam... "Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"



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User currently offlineChachu201 From New Zealand, joined Apr 2006, 857 posts, RR: 17
Reply 3, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2321 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 2):

I love how Europe is so much less politically correct. Like in airports. Here in the US, they have 5-6 final boarding calls before the flight leaves. I like Amsterdam... "Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"

Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12242 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2317 times:
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Quoting Chachu201 (Reply 3):
Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....

I'm sure that works as well.



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User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2301 times:
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Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 2):
Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"

They do that here too, you hear "passengers Smith and Jones, STILL (emphasis on still LOL) delaying flight .... board immediately or you will be offloaded from this flight"

You might also hear "this is the last and absolutely final boarding call for flight...."  rotfl 



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 6, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2280 times:

Germany, i have some vivid memories particularly of dog shit on the sidewalks. It was disgusting and it takes a lot to make me frown with displeasure at other people. Friggin landmines in a lot of areas, almost epidemic.

When i visited lat May it was not as evident, but i was there for only 3 days.

I say bring on the signs !!

And yes Phil, they are funny.  Wink



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User currently offlineDAL767400ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2267 times:

Quoting WILCO737 (Thread starter):

 rotfl  So ein Sch**ß-Schild  Silly .

Quoting Chachu201 (Reply 3):
Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....

Man, how often I would have loved to hear that in Atlanta.


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 8, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2269 times:
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Quoting YooYoo (Reply 6):
Friggin landmines in a lot of areas,

Yeah I know what you mean, BUT the Germans had a good idea... Why not picking up the shit of a dog in a bag and put it into a bin...
This is not a joke... check this out:



In this nice little white box at the bottom there are the bags to collect the shit of your lovely dog  praise  what an invention

Welcome to germany

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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2250 times:

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 8):
Why not picking up the shit of a dog in a bag and put it into a bin...

We've been doing that for years in the USA. In some places, you can get a nasty fine for not picking up after your dog or horse.

Mark


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 10, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2250 times:
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Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
We've been doing that for years in the USA. In some places, you can get a nasty fine for not picking up after your dog or horse.

Yeah, its not new here as well... and you will be fined as well... Another reason why I prefer pussies... I mean cats Big grin

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User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 8):
In this nice little white box at the bottom there are the bags to collect the shit of your lovely dog praise what an invention

We have those in the US.

I also use a leash that has a built-in receptable in it to carry a roll of bags. My dog always gives me a puzzled look when I pick the stuff up....


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 12, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2244 times:
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Quoting 767Lover (Reply 11):
My dog always gives me a puzzled look when I pick the stuff up....

Yeah I would look puzzled as well when someone is picking up my shit Big grin

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User currently offlineBA757 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 2832 posts, RR: 14
Reply 13, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2233 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 6):
Germany, i have some vivid memories particularly of dog shit on the sidewalks. It was disgusting and it takes a lot to make me frown with displeasure at other people.

Germany is extremely clean (streetwise) compared to the UK. It always amazes me at just how clean it is.

Where as the first thing you see when you get to the train station at MAN is bird shit, and rubbish everywhere.

Adam


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2222 times:

Quoting BA757 (Reply 13):
Germany is extremely clean (streetwise) compared to the UK. It always amazes me at just how clean it is.

You're not helping the UK tourism board.  Wink

When i was in FRA last, it was super clean. Amazing really, but i thought it was because of the upcoming WM. Putting on a good show. How is it now Phil... still nice and clean? I also heard that the Lady mayor of FRA is behind all this with regards to having a clean and pleasant FRA.



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User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 15, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2218 times:
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Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
How is it now Phil... still nice and clean?

yeah it is pretty clean... very nice still here... But bad weather, rain, clouds and 10°C at the 5th of January...

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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2209 times:

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 15):
But bad weather, rain, clouds and 10°C at the 5th of January...

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Same here!!...actually we are to reach 13 c today !! I'm so glad i didn't do the backyard rink this year.  Wink

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 15):
very nice still here

Good to hear. I may be returning this May again and i expect a clean city !!  Wink



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User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 17, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2209 times:
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Quoting YooYoo (Reply 16):
Good to hear. I may be returning this May again and i expect a clean city !! Wink

You will! and let me know when you are around...

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User currently offlineCoal From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 2020 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2192 times:

Reminds me of Borat and him picking up his feces.

Cheers,
Coal



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User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2182 times:

Here one in use in places in Switzerland :


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 20, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2178 times:
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Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 19):

yeah very nice as well....

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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 21, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2178 times:

Quoting BA757 (Reply 13):
Where as the first thing you see when you get to the train station at MAN is bird shit, and rubbish everywhere.

Not a nice thing to say about MYT332 whilst he's banned  Yeah sure
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User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9524 posts, RR: 42
Reply 22, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2173 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
You might also hear "this is the last and absolutely final boarding call for flight...."

That one always amuses me, too. Talk about redundancy...  Smile


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8995 posts, RR: 76
Reply 23, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2173 times:
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Quoting Gkirk (Reply 21):
Not a nice thing to say about MYT332 whilst he's banned Yeah sure

He is banned?! sorry, but  rotfl 

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User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2082 times:

Politically correct response to the "No Dog Shit" signs: "When will this shameless oppression of canine defecation cease? Surely, as the richest society on Earth, we can afford to build public restrooms for our most wonderful of nonhuman companions?"

Surely, indeed.

[Edited 2007-01-05 19:07:57]

25 SlamClick : Well, it used to be okay calling them "canine Americans" but some of them have gotten touchy about even that. Your is no longer okay. It is now "alte
26 Post contains images Scbriml : You have to clear up after your horse!
27 Post contains images Adopim88 : When I was in 6th grade, my math teacher had a different way of getting people to pick up their dogs' shit while they were in front of the school. If
28 Vikkyvik : Perhaps "humanly challenged"? This reminds me of a sign that we saw somewhere in England: "No Dumping By Order" I probably have a photo of it somewhe
29 Post contains images AerospaceFan : Wowsers. I'm truly, truly in the Twilight Zone.
30 Post contains images Vaporlock : Phil...OMG, that is so funny!! Here in Toronto we can be fined if we let our dogs crap and don't pick it up!!! I honestly have never seen a sign like
31 Speedbird747BA : reminds me of the time when i saw german cigarettes w. the disclaimer that you will die a slow painful horrible death if you smoke these Cheers, Kyle
32 Post contains images QFA380 : That would badly suck, 1kg of pure shit. Although cows would be worse, all sloppy. You can get a fine over here is you don't clean up after your dog.
33 Post contains images OlegShv : Thank goodness cows and elephants don't fly.
34 KaiGywer : INCOMING!!!! *splat*
35 Post contains images Adopim88 : What the heck was that?! Oh, Kai must be sky diving!
36 KaiGywer : Put two and two together. Birds shit. But they're tiny. Elephants shit. But they're huge. Good thing elephants don't fly.
37 QXatFAT : There are actually some National parks here in California that when you start out the hike and camping, they give you paper bags and some leafs so tha
38 Post contains images OlegShv : I'm afraid she did exactly that, and put you instead of cows and elephants.
39 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : I saw a silhouette/red slash "no dog sex" sign near a playground in London two years ago. While searching for it, I found this. That's a lot of effort
40 Post contains images AerospaceFan : For crying out loud, if dogs want to have sex, what are their owners going to do, in the absence of garden hoses? Or are those provided?   [Edit: The
41 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Here's a funny one I took this past summer while driving along the hwy on my way to Beaverton, Ontario... Phyllis
42 Post contains links Andz : Tiny huh? You don't want to be hit by a bomb from one of these! http://www.sa-venues.com/wildlife/birds_hadeda_ibis.htm
43 Post contains images ME AVN FAN : you mean a scenario like THIS one ? : -
44 Post contains images TriStar500 : Guess those extraterrestrials confuse the dogs for the masters of this planet and not us human shit-pickers. Maybe that's the reason why there still
45 Post contains images BA757 : I caught a similar picture not so long ago. Sorry its a bit blurry, I didn't exactly have the camera in the right setup for it, it was just to good a
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