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Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub  
User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1120 times:

Is there no end to what people will steal these days ?! This is one weird guy... Although it was in Southampton  Wink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stm

"Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

"He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe."


"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40035 posts, RR: 74
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1109 times:


This guy looks pissed!




The suspect was captured on CCTV with a bulging rucksack



He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe.



This is just too damn funny!  rotfl 



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User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10259 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1099 times:
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That's gonna make for some pissed guys being really pissed off that they have to go elsewhere to take a piss.


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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1095 times:

Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!

User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5178 posts, RR: 33
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1085 times:

Quoting Queso (Reply 3):
Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!

He sure was taking the piss!



That'll teach you
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12263 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1070 times:
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 rotfl 

At least in Norway, people would just break them



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Quoting Queso (Reply 3):
Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!

Yes, yes, yes.  Yeah sure  Wink

And it was a bog-standard urinal, the thief looked flushed, had a basin haircut, was a wee feller and hus plumbed new depths in crime.

Expect all to appear as headlines in the Sun tomorrow.  Wink



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12263 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1064 times:
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Quoting LHRjc (Thread starter):
Although it was in Southampton

I thought Justin was in California?



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User currently offlineRootsAir From Costa Rica, joined Feb 2005, 4186 posts, RR: 40
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1053 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


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User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14131 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1049 times:

I rather think it was ARMITAGESHANKS
 Wink

Jan


User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 9):
I rather think it was ARMITAGESHANKS

 rotfl  these are getting worse  Wink

JC



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User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1036 times:

Here's one that Hemingway stole from Sloppy Joe's. It's a watering fountain for mutant cats now.




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