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Ted Stevens (R-AK) On Internet Bill  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1458 times:

I was forward this email today and I just have one simple question.
Did Senator Ted Stevens really say this or is this just a poor attempt at humor?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE&mode=related&search=


After listening to this twice (and its hard to follow), I am not sure if this was 'doctored' to make him sound stupid or if he is really this that stupid.


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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1441 times:



User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1435 times:

Old news, he said it. This has been posted at laughed at ad naseum.

As for the inevitable Ted's a loon posts: You - whomever will post such a post - can only WISH you had a US Senator like Ted. His kid, Ben - the original assmonkey - another story.

Uncle Ted . . . .

Can't touch that.


User currently offlineAC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
Did Senator Ted Stevens really say this or is this just a poor attempt at humor?

No, that's not doctored. He's just a crazy old man who doesn't know jack about computers or the internet.

It's pretty hilarious though!  biggrin 



Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1430 times:



User currently offlineATCT From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2287 posts, RR: 38
Reply 5, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1422 times:

Great man, but I disagree with his Internet theories.


ATCT (R-TX)



"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1422 times:

Quoting AC773 (Reply 3):



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 4):

Yeah, bitch and poke fun girlz . . . if you had a US Senator as effective you'd be so lucky.

Ted is getting old, Ted is getting cranky, and Ted has delivered time and again for Alaska. You guy are only jealous cause the representation you have . . . in a word SUCKS.

 wink 


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1418 times:

He sounded like he was plastered at President Ford's funeral.

Mark


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 8, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1416 times:

Quoting AC773 (Reply 3):
No, that's not doctored. He's just a crazy old man who doesn't know jack about computers or the internet.

Shocking!  Wow!

I think its time for ANCFlyer or L-188 to run for that senate seat. Big grin



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 9, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1405 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 6):
You guy are only jealous cause the representation you have . . . in a word SUCKS.

Nah I am happy with Barbara Boxer, content with Diane Feinstein but THRILLED that my Congresswoman is THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! Big grin



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1392 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 8):
I think its time for ANCFlyer or L-188 to run for that senate seat.

Don't tempt me,. I dont' think you or your best bud's Pelosoi and/or Reid could handle me . . . I may a prick, but I'm honest and I call 'em like I see 'em. . . it would be ugly. . . .

Quoting Superfly (Reply 9):
THRILLED that my Congresswoman is THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!  biggrin 

 rotfl  Yup, you'll be sure to remind me of that in Vegas . . . . .  rotfl 


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

The tubes are sooo last year!

Quoting Superfly (Reply 8):
I think its time for ANCFlyer or L-188 to run for that senate seat.

Temping but I really enjoy having a soul.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 12, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

Sorry to bring up an old topic. I knew nothing of Ted Steven's rant when it happened.
Ted Steven's is one of those guys I tend to ignore.

When I received the email, I had to verify it here amongst the 'experts'.
Afterall, I can't trust that 'liberal media'!  rotfl 



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User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 13, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1305 times:

Excuse my ignorance with me being deaf....there is no closed captioning on YouTube...what did he say?


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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 14, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1296 times:

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 13):
Excuse my ignorance with me being deaf....there is no closed captioning on YouTube...what did he say?

Sorry to hear about that AirframeAS.
Perhaps someone can find one, if it exist. It's hard to make heads or tails of what he is saying. He is mumbling, stuttering, not completing his sentences and calls the Internet a bunch of tubes. He also mentions UPS and FedEx.
He sounds like some of the drunken homeless people that ride the subway at night.



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User currently offlineAC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1290 times:

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 13):
there is no closed captioning on YouTube...what did he say?

Closest thing I could find was this...




Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
User currently offlineJeffSFO From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 836 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 13):
Excuse my ignorance with me being deaf....there is no closed captioning on YouTube...what did he say?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/03/how-the-internet-works-by-ted-stevens/


User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 17, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1284 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 14):
Sorry to hear about that AirframeAS.

Oh, don't be sorry cuz I'm not. I was born deaf, wasn't given much of a choice but thats how it goes. Thanks though.

Quoting AC773 (Reply 15):

Thanks for the attempt though.

Quoting JeffSFO (Reply 16):

Thanks for that article...that helped alot! The man obviously does NOT know what the internet is!



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User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):
can only WISH you had a US Senator like Ted.

It will be a bad day for AK when he finally kicks it.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):
His kid, Ben - the original assmonkey - another story.

He finally got a good sized fine for his indiscretions. Id like to see him get some jail time. I did get a kick out of several of the APOC commissioners saying his political career is over. I thought to myself, unless he moves to NOLA.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):
Uncle Ted . . . .

Can't touch that.

Yeah, the lone survivor of a private jet crash. His wife was killed in the crash, he was married to a staffer of his less than a year later....coincidence???

Quoting AC773 (Reply 3):
He's just a crazy old man who doesn't know jack about computers or the internet.

Yeah but when your Senator can bring in the sort of per capita federal spending he does for AK...come talk to me.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 6):
Ted is getting old, Ted is getting cranky

He has been old. Always been cranky.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
He sounded like he was plastered at President Ford's funeral.

Probably was, he was also infamous for his nose pick during the Clinton impeachment sessions.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 8):
I think its time for ANCFlyer or L-188 to run for that senate seat.

Well it seems L-188 is out, ANCFlyer is thinking about it, but I already have plans for it. Just in the process of working my way up to it. Currently a city councilman, state leg in 10 years, Governor in 20, senator in 30.
Bushpilot (I)-AK has a nice ring to it doesnt it.


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1264 times:

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 18):
He finally got a good sized fine for his indiscretions. Id like to see him get some jail time. I did get a kick out of several of the APOC commissioners saying his political career is over. I thought to myself, unless he moves to NOLA.

 checkmark  Jail time for benny Boy would be my preference . . . . and ditto the NOLA reference.

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 18):
Yeah, the lone survivor of a private jet crash. His wife was killed in the crash, he was married to a staffer of his less than a year later....coincidence???

Nope . . . do you know the details of the crash? Nose Gear collapse on landing at ANC? Please, tell me you're not a Conspiracy Theorist - I'll have to restrict you to light beer next time you're in town  crazy  wink 

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 18):
Bushpilot (I)-AK has a nice ring to it doesnt it.

Hell of a lot better than Murkowski (B)-AK . . . B for Bimbo. Or Young (N)-AK. N for nutjob.

Still -Uncle Ted brings home the $$$. Anyone else think their Federal Representation does better is barking up the wrong tree.


User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
Nope . . . do you know the details of the crash? Nose Gear collapse on landing at ANC? Please, tell me you're not a Conspiracy Theorist - I'll have to restrict you to light beer next time you're in town

Nah not at all, but I have heard the conspiricies. I do find it interesting he was married to his staffer shortly after. Who says only democrats keep mistresses.
Plus do I look like light beer has ever graced my lips?

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
Hell of a lot better than Murkowski (B)-AK . . . B for Bimbo. Or Young (N)-AK. N for nutjob.

Hey my friend, if I ever make it big, you got a cabinet position. You can slide into Monegans spot for me.


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1236 times:

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 20):
can slide into Monegans spot for me.

Done, my pleasure and my priviliedge.

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 20):
Plus do I look like light beer has ever graced my lips?

 ziplip   wink 


User currently offlineZakHH From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1221 times:

His long-lost brother is actually a politician in Germany, governor of Bavaria. Name is Edmund Stoiber.

He makes speeches of similar quality, where he also displays expert knowledge of complex technical matters. A good example can be found here.

It is a speech about the benefits of a possible Transrapid connection from Munich Central Station to MUC airport. For those who don't speak German, here's the free translation:

"If you, at the Central Station in Munich, with 10 minutes, without having to check-in at the airport, then you basically take off at the airport... at... at the Central Station in Munich you take off for your flight. 10 minutes, if you look at the major airports. If you, in Heathrow, in London, anywhere else... my... Cha-Charles de Gaulle in... errr... France or in... in... errr... in Rome, if you look at the distances, if you Frankfurt you look at, you will notice that you will need 10 minutes easily in Frankfurt to find your gate.

If you start at the airpo... errr... Central Station, you are boarding at the Central Station and you go by Transrapid in 10 minutes to the airport to into the airport Franz-Josef Strauss. Then you take off basically at the Central Station here in Munich.

This means of course that the Central station basically gets closer to Bavaria, to the Bavarian cities, because that is obvious, because at the Central Station many connections are merged from all over Bavaria."

I wonder why these politicians are allowed to smoke dope, while we aren't...  Sad


User currently offlinePiercey From Sweden, joined Nov 2005, 2233 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1212 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):

Still -Uncle Ted brings home the $$$. Anyone else think their Federal Representation does better is barking up the wrong tree.

All politicians are corrupt except for my politician, right?  duck   flamed 



Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39854 posts, RR: 74
Reply 24, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1206 times:

Quoting Piercey (Reply 23):
All politicians are corrupt except for my politician, right?

Nah, I'd like to send governor Arnold Swarzeneggar and mayor Gavin Newsom on a one way trip to Alaska.



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25 ANCFlyer : I didn't say that . . . I said Uncle Ted was a kick-ass politician and brings home the goods for Alaska. His kid is corrupt - and that's a publicized
26 Bushpilot : Boy his name got dragged through the mud last night at my council meeting. Palin, Young, Murkowski and Bush will show up at the next meeting minutes
27 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Doesn't surprise me. With what appears to be ANWRs last breath being exhaled, any other location to drill will be welcome by the State coffers. Thank
28 Post contains images Piercey : Can Dennis Kucinich, Bob Taft, and Jane Campbell join? At least we got rid of 2 of the three. just joking. I know Stevens is a good guy. President Te
29 Bushpilot : Goddamn it, quit trying to send us your half rate nimwit politicians. We have enough of them here already. Now if you want them to get lost in the wo
30 Post contains images Piercey : Actually, an introduction to a hungry polar bear will do quite nicely. Where did I put my info on UAF?
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