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Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife  
User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2173 posts, RR: 36
Posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2095 times:

It appears that the walls here at the hyatt NYC are as thin as paper.

I can therefore hear all the action which included the guy saying:

-I can't find it (I had to retain myself from laughing outloud)
-It'll happen soon
-and other sensitive stuff

They are playing some sexy time music and one can hear the bed squeaking.

What should I do?

-Nothing
-Bang on the connecting door
-Phone the reception
-Yell Rhaaaaaaaa

[Edited 2007-01-13 08:11:03]

33 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2093 times:

Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.


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User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2093 times:

Knock on the door and ask to join


hahaha


User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2173 posts, RR: 36
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2100 times:

If anyone feels like it.

Call the Hyatt NYC on Tel: 212 883 1234

ask for room 2643 and let the fun begin.

Those fire escape maps are quite useful for finding out room numbers Big grin


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2094 times:

I called.

The operator asked for the name of the guest I was trying to reach (most likely due to the time of night), and I answered "The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2083 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

 rotfl 

I was thinking that very thing . . . sell it on E-Bay . . .

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 4):
The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.

 rotfl 


User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2173 posts, RR: 36
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 4):
I called.

The operator asked for the name of the guest I was trying to reach (most likely due to the time of night), and I answered "The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.

:D Big grin Big grin

Appears I decided to foam them. Made it ring twice, guy went "oh noooo" then spent about 30 seconds going hello hello hello (fool didnt see I had hung up (not madonna) a long time before that. He is now apparently trying to make it go back up again (without much success going from his wife's encouragements).

However the music is still on.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2065 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 6):
I decided to foam

Cheek! The woman should have done that herself already.



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User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2173 posts, RR: 36
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2043 times:

Well the action has now ended.

They are now watching TV at a volume which even deaf people could probably hear.

rhaaaaaaa


User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2028 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 8):

What are they smoking?


User currently offlineQANTAS077 From Australia, joined Jan 2004, 5850 posts, RR: 40
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2023 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
What are they smoking?

i'd say she was smoking dick...
 Silly



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User currently offlineAussie18 From Australia, joined Jun 2005, 1734 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2012 times:
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Quoting QANTAS077 (Reply 10):
Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
What are they smoking?

i'd say she was smoking dick...

Thats if his problems of trying to get it up worked!


User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3499 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

Now this is a good non-av thread...


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User currently offline777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 12082 posts, RR: 18
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1969 times:
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Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

even better, record the action and then yell out "keep up the excellent entertainment mate......your doing fine" and then listen to the panic noises and then say "oh come on mate, what happened to the entertainment" and then phone them at 7am


User currently offlineQXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2404 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1959 times:

This might be really bad but...when I was in Disneyland last year in July, me and a few of my buddys were in my hotel room at 2am eating some late dinner and then we hear this banging on our wall and we went closer and we could hear the little screams from a ladie and the guy saying "you like that baby huh you like that?" and we started to laugh and you could hear her say "come on baby you can do better," haha. So...we took a piece of paper and the pen that comes with the room, and we drew a picture (kinda stick figure) of us 3 up against the wall like we are listening and then on the other side of the wall, them doing it doggy style but with a frown on her face. We then opended our door quietly and slide the paper under their door knocked loud and ran back into our room. It was hillarious, we heard him fall on the floor and run over and then we heard "OH SHIT!" Best time of the 5 day pass at Disneyland  Smile


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User currently offlineAlaskaqantas From New Zealand, joined Dec 2005, 905 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1947 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

hahaha

Quoting QXatFAT (Reply 14):
"OH SHIT!" Best time of the 5 day pass at Disneyland

HAHAHA... I haven't ever had the joy of doing something like this, the closest i've ever gotten was when I was walking down the streets of AKL with some mates from my dads office when we saw some people making-out, with A LOT of passion. I whistled really loudly and they looked up really embarrassed and I raised my eyebrows a few times and winked at them. not nearly as good as your story, but one day I'll have the fun of doing something like that!!!

So what are your plans for the morning? going to ring them?
~Cheers-
~~Kyle H.



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User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1798 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1932 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
What should I do?

Help them out:

"I cant find it"
- "It's not here either"

[Edited 2007-01-13 11:21:33]


rolf
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1854 times:

Thats quite funny because as they left they told the receptionist that they could hear a lone' guy pleasuring himself in the room next door?  confused 

Lew Big grin


User currently offlineRaffik From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2006, 1713 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 17):
Thats quite funny because as they left they told the receptionist that they could hear a lone' guy pleasuring himself in the room next door?

Lew

lol

I get horny when I hear things like that!
I now live in a detached house so don't hear couples very often!



Happy -go- lucky kinda guy!
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

Didn't I do a thread like this a couple of weeks ago?

Do us all a favor... Wank to the sounds of love, satisfy yourself, and go to sleep.. it will work out much better for all of us  Wink


User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13940 posts, RR: 63
Reply 20, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1741 times:

Had this one warm summer evening in Berlin. A couple was having fun with the bedroom window open, entertaining the whole street (Really, upon hearing the woman's love screams everybody in the street stopped whatever he/she was doing and listened). After the last scream there was a loud appause from the listeners, including loud "encore" shouts.... Big grin

Jan


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1717 times:

Back in the summer of 1990, we were in a shipyard in Seward, AK. They way this yard operated, there is a lift which brings the ship out of the water, and then using a system of rails, the ship is moved to a location where the work is performed. We were the largest ship in the yard at that time, so when you stood on the flying bridge of our ship, you looked down on the other ships in the yard.

Well, one day I was called to the bridge. Upon arrival, I was handed a set of binoculars and was directed to look over at a fidhing boat, where, on the top of their bridge, a couple was going at it with wild abandon. Pretty soon, there were a dozen of us up there, and there was total silence.

When the couple finished, they got up and waved to us, and we gave them a round of applause.

Best damn shipyard availability I ever had.


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12276 posts, RR: 47
Reply 22, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1717 times:
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Quote:
Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

How do you know she's his wife? wink 



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User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1708 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 20):

 rotfl 

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 22):

You don't nowadays.

Tom.



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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 24, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1700 times:

Quoting 777ER (Reply 13):
then yell out "keep up the excellent entertainment mate......your doing fine"

 rotfl 



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25 Post contains images Corey07850 :
26 Mika : Or better yet; undress and get into your sleaziest robe (Quagmire style), knock the door and say: I'm here for the threesome, giggity giggity! :D
27 Post contains images FlyingColours : Since he cant seem to get it up, it must be Phil FlyingColours
28 Soups : You should have turned the fire alarm on, and see them running down semi-naked now thats Evil
29 Alphafloor : What a question... Applaud of course !
30 Banco : If you really want to disturb them, yell out "Darling, have you got a man in there?" and wait for the ensuing argument.
31 Texan : Join in by yelling through the walls. "Oh yeah, that is good, isn't it?" "Dude, she's faking!" "Your positioning is all wrong, move over, I'll show y
32 Zone1 : Thank you for letting me know... I'll go a little easier on her. Signed, Superfly
33 Post contains images Duff44 : Better yet... will they share? That's friggin' awesome... Did he at least take a bow? That's also extremely illegal (unless of course, there's a fire
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