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"Pregnant" Man Fined  
User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8463 posts, RR: 10
Posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1394 times:
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This is classic..

A man who played hooky from work and the submitted a fake medical certificate from a gynaecologist has been fined ZAR1,000 (about USD140) in the Vereeniging Magistrate's Court. The man stole a medical certificate from the Medi-Clinic in the city when he visited the gynaecologist with his pregnant girlfriend. He then added his own details and submitted it after taking 7 days off work, apparently unaware that only women visit gynaecologists. His employer became suspicious and investigated the matter.  rotfl 


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User currently offlinePanAmOldDC8 From Barbados, joined Dec 2006, 960 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1386 times:

Quoting Andz (Thread starter):
His employer became suspicious and investigated the matter.

DUH DUH!!!! News to me that a chap can get pregnant and expect to get away with it. Wonders of wonders



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1380 times:

He was illiterate, apparently, thus not realising the problem.

The story appeared in this week's Private Eye, in the Funny Old World column.



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12281 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1358 times:
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Quoting PanAmOldDC8 (Reply 1):
News to me that a chap can get pregnant

Nah, old news  Smile



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User currently offlineLH526 From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 2381 posts, RR: 14
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1318 times:
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I would fire him! Not only because what he did technicaly constiturses fraude, but even more because he acted so plain stupid!!!


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User currently offlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3395 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1295 times:

People are dumb.  yes 


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User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1203 times:

A quote by Einstein comes to mind... Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


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User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

de de de.


Whoops. What a retard.


User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 12 hours ago) and read 1108 times:

I agree with everyone else ahead of me. What a moron!


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