Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8443 posts, RR: 10 Posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1328 times:
This is classic..
A man who played hooky from work and the submitted a fake medical certificate from a gynaecologist has been fined ZAR1,000 (about USD140) in the Vereeniging Magistrate's Court. The man stole a medical certificate from the Medi-Clinic in the city when he visited the gynaecologist with his pregnant girlfriend. He then added his own details and submitted it after taking 7 days off work, apparently unaware that only women visit gynaecologists. His employer became suspicious and investigated the matter.
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...